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Destraight, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This comic is old

Sowhatever,

So am I. Who cares.

HurlingDurling, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

God saying “oh my god”

TwanHE,

Guess he needs an imaginary friend for comfort aswell

venoft,
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

The bible actually says there are other gods beside the main one; he’s the king of kings, god of gods. But maybe there’s an emperor of emperors, God of gods of gods? It’s gods all the way up.

Etterra, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Nope. You can’t fix bitter vegetables. Hell, you can barely smother them enough to hide the taste. I’d rather die “young” from eating delicious trash.

Filthmontane,

As someone who just started liking brussel sprouts because I learned how to cook them right, you’re wrong.

ignotum, to memes in Thank God

Clock: 3pm

Phone: 17 missed calls

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

You must be popular.

Prunebutt,

Missed calls? Found a boomer. \j

Thorry84,

I think they are a millennial, those are all the calls they got the past 6 months and they didn’t answer any of them.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

This checks out.

Prunebutt,

And they never just call their mom.

Ryan213, to memes in Thank God
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Me: proceeds not to fall back asleep until 6:55AM.

Flyberius, to memes in Thank God
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

He’ll yeah. Love this feeling

atom, to memes in Me in a nutshell
@atom@lemy.lol avatar

Haha this is me, sometimes I disable alarm and apologize how sorry I am to the boss 😅

SARGEx117, to memes in Thank God

tosses and turns, occasionally glancing at the clock, getting more and more pissed as the hours go by until finally, exhaustion creeping in, your alarm goes off

Repeat every day.

Every.

Single.

DAY.

Album,
@Album@lemmy.ca avatar

I used to be like this. Once you learn to let go the anxiety won’t keep you up. It’s counter intuitive in a cruel way. But that’s life the more enraged you are at the lack of control you inevitably have the farther you are from achieving your desired goals.

Darkenfolk,

Once read somewhere that if you put your phone away an hour before you go to bed that you sleep better.

Real shame, I could’ve used that knowledge an hour ago.

uzay, to memes in Thank God

Me: fuck, now I’m awake

kambusha, to memes in Thank God

Me: closes eyes for 1 second

Clock: 7am

samsy,

Na, can’t be 7am, 3am was just a second ago.

sleeps to 8:30am

devfuuu, to memes in Thank God

panicsWhich day??? Did I sleep more than 24h again??

Siegfried, to memes in Thank God

Clock: 10 AM

OsrsNeedsF2P, to memes in Thank God

Reads this at 4:30am

KingThrillgore, to memes in Thank God
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Yay! It’s dark outside! I didn’t oversleep!

Checks clock, it’s 3am and you can’t go back to sleep

Oh crap

June,

It’s happened to me every night for a week. :/

Lepsea,

At 5 am you got sleepy and you just blink… Now it’s 8am

NutWrench, to memes in Me in a nutshell
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

“I see you’ve missed a lot of work, Peter.”

“Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been ‘missing it’ Bob”

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