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HawlSera, to memes in Can't outsmart your teacher

“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl

Sotuanduso, to memes in Continuous calculation

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

CaptainBlagbird, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in Respectfully

But they want to take a detour on the way there 🤔

bmsok,

Are hitchikers welcome?

Viking_Hippie,

As long as they know where their towel is.

bmsok,

You’ve got a chamois cloth for the windshield, right?

Viking_Hippie, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Also, the question is basically “would robbing you be worth it?”

coffeebiscuit, to memes in But My memory is shit.

BrainCoin ™

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The original coin, where you have personal debts to each other.

Marduk73, to memes in But My memory is shit.
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

*mammaries

Anticorp, to memes in But My memory is shit.

It’s been 84 years…

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, to memes in But My memory is shit.

Can’t even have money in my head since my memories are so Shit.

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