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Steinsprut, to memes in Relatable to everyone
@Steinsprut@szmer.info avatar

Same with sore throat

huf,

stuffed nose leads to sore throat though, inevitably. cos you breathe through your mouth and your throat dries out

Holzkohlen,

My life changed when I discovered I need to put a pot of water on my radiator at night. I was getting a sore throat so damn often, then one day it just stopped. Some serious quality of life improvement.

mrbubblesort, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

That's a nice picture, but this one is worth a 100 grand!

ericisshort,

Still 30% less fat than what? A stack of cash?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

A 143 grand.

Signtist, to memes in Relatable to everyone

I had this exact thought back in high school, and for some reason I still remember it every so often and just sit there, thankful I can breathe so well in that moment.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

Slow, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

Spendrill, (edited ) to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul,

sounds right thanks

Slow, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag, (edited )

Milky Way

Slow,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

niktemadur, to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

My god, it’s full of carbs!

MrJameGumb, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like someone forgot their Imodium

Norgur, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

HonoraryMancunian,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso,

Gottem.

Lophostemon, to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Candelestine, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My nose only takes sugar :(

spudwart, to memes in Chances are never zero.
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Cows are angry little vengeance creatures.

They know, and they want retribution.

onestop, to memes in Pain

brought back very dark memories

Killercat103, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Gen Z here. Guess I’m getting old.

sag,

Bro

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