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dadaredone, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

now i doubt my physics, thanks!

iAvicenna, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Why don’t you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

sooper_dooper_roofer, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion

attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat’s doing, assuming it’s still alive) and it wouldn’t work
sorry!

best regards

Masimatutu,

@Tarastie already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything

sooper_dooper_roofer,

true

revlayle, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

atx_aquarian, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.

Not falling: not flipping.

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

yeah, for this idea to work you’d have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

Classy, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Problem?

Flabbergassed, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

Napain, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town

Masimatutu,

You: https://quotesbae.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Sweating-Man-Meme-Funny-Image-Photo-Joke-11.png

Peter_Arbeitslos, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

WackyTabbacy42069,

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

Peter_Arbeitslos, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?

Masimatutu,

zehr lustig

Paul_279, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.

Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.

Masimatutu,

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7f/92/55/7f9255ca8c7638beac01f05b62ba7e28.jpg

Peter_Arbeitslos,
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

Saeculum, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

radioactiveradio,

It’s ight they got nine lives.

Masimatutu,

Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator… but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force

Tarastie, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

You’ll have to strap magnets to the cat or use it’s air vortex.

If you “attach” it then it’s not falling anymore. It’s just cat on a stick.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

It’s just cat on a stick

The favourite food of ALF!

cicadagen, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0

M137,

Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.

EmpathicVagrant,

Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

radioactiveradio,

They clearly haven’t played postal 2

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I don’t know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you’ve got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2

radioactiveradio,

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat’s anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2. https://i.redd.it/cnlceakiqu361.jpg

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol

henfredemars, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

This here’s an antique.

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

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