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Geek_King, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Cat-Toast Generator

GrayBackgroundMusic,

I love that video so much, lol

tpihkal,

Literally already documented and people are still asking.

Tarastie, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

You’ll have to strap magnets to the cat or use it’s air vortex.

If you “attach” it then it’s not falling anymore. It’s just cat on a stick.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

It’s just cat on a stick

The favourite food of ALF!

henfredemars, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

This here’s an antique.

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

joneskind, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

The true law of thermodynamics

iAvicenna, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Why don’t you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

Saeculum, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

radioactiveradio,

It’s ight they got nine lives.

Masimatutu,

Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator… but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force

pheeef, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

That’s an engine sir.

BruceLee, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

The legend has is, it’s how the nyancat was born.

atx_aquarian, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.

Not falling: not flipping.

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

yeah, for this idea to work you’d have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

Napain, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town

Masimatutu,

You: https://quotesbae.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Sweating-Man-Meme-Funny-Image-Photo-Joke-11.png

Flabbergassed, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

revlayle, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

cicadagen, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0

M137,

Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.

EmpathicVagrant,

Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

radioactiveradio,

They clearly haven’t played postal 2

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I don’t know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you’ve got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2

radioactiveradio,

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat’s anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2. https://i.redd.it/cnlceakiqu361.jpg

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol

Classy, to memes in An oldie but a goodie

Problem?

Peter_Arbeitslos, to memes in An oldie but a goodie
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

WackyTabbacy42069,

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

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