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Dylan, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

My dad would throw on football then put painters tape over the IR receiver on the TV so my mom wouldn’t come by and change the channel.

Perfide, to memes in Relatable!

Mood. Worst part is, if I set this many, I’ll wake up before the first one goes off. Every time.

If I set a normal amount of alarms, or god forbid no alarms, I’m not waking up for hours past when I should’ve.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
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I mean tbh, waking up naturally shortly before your first alarm is MUCH better than being woken up in the middle of deep sleep by your alarm. I always feel 10x better when I wake up shortly before my alarm as opposed to being pissed off that my alarm is going off in the middle of my precious sleep.

KnightontheSun,

Yup, I learnt a long time ago just to get up if it’s <30 min till the alarm hits. I might be tired, but I’ll be more tired if I push it.

Okay, maybe <15.

alignedchaos, to memes in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

I made one that said START once

Omega_Haxors, to memes in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

It’s photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels.

Piemanding,

Also it is definitely North America cause of the License plates. Looks like California.

tilcica,

yep, select by color then change hue

can see on the borders of green and white theres a line of even brighter green where thr auto select didnt do a great job with the blurred line

looks quite good for a meme anyways

CodyCannoli, to memes in Almost every time...

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

nevemsenki,

I tried this and ended up with an 5m USB charger cable…

TubeTalkerX, to memes in Relatable!

Damn, I knew I should have got the Pro Max Extreme edition!

Selmafudd, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

I still remember when you could like bounce it off a mirror around someone trying to block you

agentshags, to memes in Relatable!
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This is rookie shit. Gotta have them alarms 15 minutes apart, bare minimum.

DumbAceDragon,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try 5 minutes apart. You can’t lose if you can’t snooze.

agentshags,
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Snooze option does alarm five minutes later. Checkmate, atheists!

ohlaph, to memes in Almost every time...

Well if I didn’t just look in the mirror!

altima_neo, to memes in Almost every time...
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night when I go to bed too early. A little browse of the phone makes me sleepy again after a half hour or so.

kickeriekuh, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

Ha, our remote control has Bluetooth. You can even go into another room and tap - the TV recognizes it. The only thing that is sent via IR is on/off.

tigerhawkvok, to memes in Relatable!

Sleep as Android!

You can make it device administrator and additionally add a max snooze count and a dismissal CAPTCHA. When I REALLY have to get up no matter what, I need to go physically touch my phone to an NFC tag in the living room. Can’t even turn the phone off because it blocks that when ringing when given admin access.

Pazuzu,

AMdroid is similar, bunch of different task and puzzle options you can set for your future self to solve before you can turn the alarm off. I usually do math problems, just difficult enough that I need to be at least 90% conscious to actually solve them.

come morning time I hate the app with a passion, but it’s just the kick in the ass I need sometimes

kambusha,

I use the sheeps. Pretty damn good at spotting awake sheeps now.

BugFinder,

I accidentally set it to extreme hard difficulty once (250 sheeps). It was a horrible morning that day

Kusimulkku,

What if you set an alarm accidentally and you’re away from home?

BugFinder,

It’s location based. It gives you an option to turn off if you are not in you home location. Unless you explicitly disable that clause.

Kusimulkku,

Ah, I was wondering if you’re totally fucked by accidentally setting it

BugFinder,

Yup! There are levels of fucked up. At the basic level, if it’s accidentally set to override location check, there are easy solutions like force closing the app, uninstalling the app, turning off the phone.

Mind you, the app knows you force closed it. So it will let you know next time if you want to go to next level of strictness.

At the highest level of fuck up, you can provide admin access so that switching apps and physical buttons are all disabled. So you best bet would be to let the battery drain out and somehow muffle the speakers.

There is also another “fun” captcha. You pledge a small amount of money. If you don’t wake up, the money gets donated to fund sleep-related research.

hare_ware, to memes in Almost every time...

Only 2AM?

DrRatso, to memes in Almost every time...

If you want to escape this loop, you need a strong rule against any screens in , at minimum, your bed, but ideally the entire bedroom.

This way the only association your brain has to your bed is sleeping, making it much easier to just sleep when you get into bed.

Music / podcasts / audiobooks are also highly unadvisable.

asteriskeverything,

It is called sleep hygiene and there are many different aspects and rules to this that you can cater to your preference. For example I do use a screen in bed but I have an extreme blue screen filter and also block social media apps- I just listen to stuff or maybe read.

n7gifmdn, to memes in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!
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everything is worse now thanks to kids having YouTube on the tv

Steamymoomilk,

48 hours of coco-melon HELL

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