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surewhynotlem, to lemmyshitpost in Clone this woman, ASAP!!!

That’s a shitty mindset. If you go into a relationship thinking you can make your partner better, you’re in the wrong relationship. Love them as they are, or don’t.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s still a lot better than marrying for money.

HerbalGamer, to lemmyshitpost in Well suited
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the one with the swapped heads right?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Called it.

baggins, to lemmyshitpost in Clone this woman, ASAP!!!

That still doesn’t mean she’ll go into a relationship with you OP.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But there is a chance… hope dies last.

Nikls94, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art

I think the only thing I didn’t do was…. I don’t know. Nearly everything shown here have I done as a little child.

fidodo,

Picasso said “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child”

Nikls94,

So the answer to the question of what beauty and art really is, is a child?

RavindraNemandi, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art
@RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network avatar

A lot of this stuff is really cool tho. People rag on modern art because they dont understand it or because they are pushing a regressive worldview onto others. This stuff is good/important because it is weird.

CptEnder,

Yuh there were some real good ones in here with pretty strong messages - woman in vacuum seal.

Also the high jump one was just cool af.

Lucidlethargy,

I’ve also seen the emperors clothes. They are absolutely magnificant!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ngl I respect the eyelash painter regardless.

Everyone else is just part of a money laundering scheme.

She’s willing to suffer for the art at least.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK… each to his own I guess 🤷.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m with you this shit was all weird.

ThrowawayPermanente,

I also thought it was brave, provocative, and transformational.

ElderWendigo,

And for as weird as they may seem at first blush, many of these obviously took real skill, thought, and effort to execute. Some of these would even be dangerous or deadly without that effort.

PraiseTheSoup,

Could you please give some timestamps for the many instances which you believe took real skill? Because I didn’t see a single one.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

2:04 is just a chick having people watch her fetish

TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

True. But also not just 2:04. I’d say ~¼ of them could be described in fetish terms.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

Valid

Denjin, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art

“I don’t understand it, therefore I don’t like it.”

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What is there to understand… a bunch of people doing weird shit they like to call art. If that’s the case, each of us does art every day, we just don’t film ourselves doing it and call it that. Shit, film it, put some interesting music as the shit exits your anus, post it, tadaaaa, art.

frankenswine,

it’s always hard to find intended meaning in excerpts from performance art. does art have to be experts doing non-weird things in your opinion?

nice post btw!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be honest, I mostly just don’t get extreme performace art, like in the clip. I can listen to “extreme” (as in non-mainstream) music and watch “extreme” movies (like, let’s say Irreversible) and plays, but unless there is some dialogue… I’m sorry but, I don’t get it. Some performance art is cool and I get what they’re trying to say, but these extreme cases, no, I just don’t. Like the guy in the mummy outfit screaming. I bet that’s all there is in the performance… or a midget starts runnig half naked, also in a mummy costume (from top to half), or something like that… I mean, they’re predictable if you ask me. The point is to shock, nothing else IMO. I don’t think there is a point. The artist wants us to think there is one, so we wreck our brains “what was the artist trying to say 🤔”, while in reality, he just did some extreme shit, left the audience 😱 and them thinking “wow, he’s so artistic, he’s really good, the message was so strong” but when you ask those same people what the message was, they start studdering 😒. It’s all shenanagins, the artist stays all the wisers by not clearly stating what the message he was trying to say was (because there is none), the audience pretends like they understood what he was trying to say, but in fact didn’t understand shit cuz… well, there is nothing to understand.

frankenswine,

how can you know these things when you only know a couple of seconds? that’s like saying you know a movie from having seen some short sequences of action scenes.

art isn’t how it looks but rather how it makes you feel, no? framing art (like in this video) robs the original art of their intention and creates a new perception on it.

kinda like saying rock music is bad because you heard of ozzy munching a bat or seeing marilyn manson harm himself on stage

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have seen other performance artists, the clip is not the first time I encounter performance art.

It makes me feel like I’m stupid for not getting what the artist was trying to say. There is nothing to get. I bet if you ask the artists to explain it, he will, but it’ll either make no sense, or he’ll say that he saw it in a dream or something like that.

Ozzy does stupid things because he’s Ozzy. Manson is a performance artist as well. That doesn’t mean his music is bad, but I would never go to a Manson concert. The Resident Evil acore was pretty good actually.

frankenswine,

Well, there is bad art, of course. Or maybe you’re just not into it (that much).

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I am into art, just not performance art, and especially not performance art that is just done for the sake of art progressing, or whatever the reason of the artist might be to do some stupid unrelated things and call that art.

Denjin,

You’ve kind of hit the nail on the head, art is by definition anything the observer and/or the creator calls art and it creates some sort of emotional response in the observer.

By all means do a shit, film it and book somewhere to show it to an audience and you have indeed created art.

I agree that without any context, most of these clips look like ridiculous bullshit, but without understanding what the intention of the creator is and what the audience are getting from something you might as well just post clips of Star Wars without context and say “look how stupid this is LOL”

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’ve kind of hit the nail on the head, art is by definition anything the observer and/or the creator calls art and it creates some sort of emotional response in the observer.

Yeah it does, it makes me wanna look surprised and walk away. Does that make it art? No, at least not in my mind.

By all means do a shit, film it and book somewhere to show it to an audience and you have indeed created art.

See, this is why I stopped listening to alternative music. Cuz everyone just copy/pasted everyone else in the end, not to mention artists and bands, as old as time, just doing what they’re doing for the income, drugs and nothing else. They really don’t care about the music any more, some have even admitted that in public. So, am I supposed to listen to 100 albums on the off chance that I get to hear that one artists or band that actually made something new, interesting, not shitty, and different? No, thank you, I’m way past that point.

I agree that without any context, most of these clips look like ridiculous bullshit, but without understanding what the intention of the creator is and what the audience are getting from something you might as well just post clips of Star Wars without context and say “look how stupid this is LOL”

You know, I once went to this play called Solaris (there were movies made after the play as well, one English one Russian). Anyway, I was really excited because I really liked the movies (mainly the US version, the Russian one was somewhat boring, but watchable) and I was so pumped, I bought a ticket 3 weeks ahead.

So I go in and sit, the play starts and… it’s 5 hours long, 2 pauses in between… OK, I was expecting that, as long as it’s interesting, it doesn’t matter, right? And the play starts and it’s just… an hour and a half of slow motion movements, no dialogue, nothing… OK, I will be patient 😤. Oh, finally, some doaloge 🥳. 5 minutes, even that was in almost slow motion. Another hour passes with shit like in the clip, just people doing things that make no sense at all. That’s it. I got up, walked away from the theater. Those 3 hours have to be one of the most pointlessly spent ones in my entire life.

My point is, I knew the context of the movies, I knew what they were about and I saw none of that in the play. What does that say about the director of the play? Mind you, I wasn’t the only one leaving, the theater was mostly full, after an hour and a half there were like 30 people left, I was amongst the last ones to leave. How stupid can you be to think that 5 hours of that shit will keep people interested and trying to “decode” “what was the artists trying to say with this or that”. It can be interesting if it was a dose of it, like 15 minutes, but 5 hours of that shut, fuck no.

BTW, I bet you whatever ammount you like, I post a short Star Wars clip and screen it to people that have never seen Star Wars… 90% of people will understand what that scene was trying to say. It’s Star Wars, not Fight Club.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure I could just go to a modern art museum while trippin balls and cause a scene and I bet people would put cash in my head thinking it’s a show.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t forget to piss a little on them, that’ll get them to throw extra money.

hex_m_hell,

The difference between you and these people is that they’re not afraid to actually do it.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Is that a challenge?

hex_m_hell,

Oh yeah, totally! Just make sure to record it or it’s not art.

ElderWendigo,

If you don’t make a record it’s not art or science, it’s just masturbation.

MimicJar, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art
@MimicJar@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get most of it, but I vibe with paper towel lady at 1:06.

Also cucumber lad at 1:24 has childhood bordem that I can relate to.

Butterpaderp,

youtu.be/irW6MH3YWqE?si=cY4KM3Jr7Wo_FYZ_ more of cucumber guy, def a weird dude who’s bored

iheartneopets,

I also liked the paper towel one for some reason. Big “I’m bored at home” vibes, with its use of household implements in the art piece (fly swatter, laundry hamper, etc). Rolling out all the paper towels like that seems like a pretty fun and interesting thing to do if I ever had loads of time on my hands.

Imgonnatrythis, to lemmyshitpost in Modern art

I just see “video not found, server is down” and I’m thinking this is shitpost and that totally could be the “art”… 🤔

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Loads for me, no problem 🤷.

DanglingFury,

Open in browser

0x4E4F, to lemmyshitpost in Rat destroyer
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shit, are those bullets?

db2,

Like birdshot but for rats

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn… I could die tomorrow and never know these things existed…

MaoZedongers,

Not unless you have short term memory loss

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What are we talking about again?

shalafi, (edited )

Yep! You can get them for most common ammo sizes, but .50 cal is particularly hilarious.

I got some .22 to play with. It’s wildly underpowered, which is the point I guess. Coming out a pistol, it spreads really fast (see video above). I doubt it would seriously wound a rat at 10’. After some very informal testing, I doubt it would go through 2 layers of sheetrock, and maybe not one. (Depends largely on barrel length.)

Also, anything you would shoot these out of is going to have a rifled barrel. Makes shot (pellets) come out in a pinwheel. I have a 410-gauge derringer I’d dare you to shoot me with from 15’. LOL, I’ve never got a single pellet on a 3’x3’ target at 8’, it’s really that crazy bad. Maybe if there was a snake right at your foot or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️

And now I see they have .45 rat shot. Thanks OP. I really didn’t need this rabbit hole tonight.

EDIT: Damnit OP. $2 each before shipping, so probably $4 each. Too rich for my blood. Why did you start me on this?!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, I lauhed so hard at the Predator dummy 🤣🤣🤣.

Seriously though, the .50 cal is… ridiculous, you could easily kill a human with it.

Maybe if there was a snake right at your foot or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I guess that’s the idea. 🤷

library_napper, to fuck_cars in title
@library_napper@monyet.cc avatar

Please dont post pictures of text

Masimatutu,

May I ask why?

EthicalAI,

Tbh it’s just silly. Like, why would you? Share as link exists.

TimewornTraveler,

I wouldn’t click a link tbh, pics of text is fine. If its credit add a link, if it’s impairment add a desc, but this post is fine as is

Scrollone,

I think he means it’s not accessible for users with impaired vision

Tesla, to linuxmemes in I am one of you now

You are becoming one punch man??

Twelve20two,
AVincentInSpace, (edited )

All that and we don’t find out who she was drawing?

EDIT: i might be dumb

Twelve20two,
AVincentInSpace,

I misinterpreted the “IT’S NOT” at the very end to be coming from the artist :P

Twelve20two,

Oh, I think that’s one of the other artists who was incredulous that his partner managed to draw Bobby so poorly 😅

Meatballs,

Why are you commenting on 4 week old posts

Twelve20two,

I realized I missed replying to them and the comment was just hanging there in my inbox

Gork, to star_wars in A great arcade machine

You can find Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer on Steam. Can’t compete with the arcade experience, but at least you can still play it.

CobblerScholar,

It’s on Switch too

Metz, to lemmyshitpost in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

I miss the days when computers were real MACHINES. With the CLACK of a fat button humming and buzzing to life. The whole experience was so different with much more audiovisual and haptic feedback. love it.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Some hard drives though man… like freaking tractors. I remember my first Quantum Fireball 3.2GB… it was the noisiest thing in the building.

Metz,

To be fair, that has not changed much. I have a Datacenter HDD in my desktop system and the first time powering that thing up sounded like it just shredded the plates and i’m going to be bombarded with shrapnels. But in normal operation, it makes a rather soothing (at least for me) clackety-clack sound. My other, normal desktop HDD not making any noise apart from spinning up is something that i find rather irritating tbh.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You got used to the clackety-clack, that’s why it annoys you 😂.

It is true though. When I had my PC running 24/7, I couldn’t go to sleep if it was off (for some reason 😂).

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