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merc, to memes in Official history of the world

There’s a reason most historical fiction focuses on nobles and land-owners. You can tell interesting stories about them, and modern people can sort-of relate to their lifestyles. If you told stories about the common people, modern people wouldn’t be able to focus on the story, and would get distracted by how brutal and awful their day-to-day lives were.

pingveno, (edited )

Now fairy tales, that’s where the brutality comes in. Ever heard of “The Death of the Little Hen” collected by the Grimm brothers? The last line is, I kid you not, “and then everyone was dead”. Gotta get those kiddos used to pandemics and family sized tombstones.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Not really

You tell stories of people who could have it recorded and preserved

machiabelly, (edited ) to memes in Official history of the world
@machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar

Hawaii was great until the haoles fucked it up. So was a lot of pre colombian america. And parts of pre colonization africa.

Just because Europe was shit doesn’t mean it was shit everywhere. Europe is pretty unique in that it has been total warring itself for over 2000 years straight. The streak ended in world war 2, but goes back to the bronze age.

Could those places I listed be improved by modern medicine and trains? Sure. Doesnt mean they were terrible.

pingveno,

Those areas are also wildly romanticized. Let’s not forget that one of the ways that some Europeans got established was by trading guns to indigenous people so they could go off and kill other indigenous people for their land.

Catfish,
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The idea that we were warmongers was made up to justify stealing our land. Who was it that welcomed the colonists with open arms until they spat in our ancestor’s faces? Our stories talk about war parties going out and coming back home with zero blood shed. What conflicts we did have were extremely low intensity, we didn’t have the numbers for the horrific wars like the ones waged against us by the colonists.

Many of the tribes were nomadic, we didn’t have oil reserves to war over. We had hunting grounds and fishing spots and art, and just about everyone agreed that these things weren’t worth dying for.

ElHexo,

Similarly in Australia there were a lot of symbolic battles that never resulted in serious injury or death.

That said I wouldn’t characterise pre-invasion Australia as great, most of the country is pretty fucking hard to survive in (let alone over 60k years of climate change)

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

You know shit is heated when the memes are sourced.

riodoro1, to memes in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

Now make the same one with israel in the title!

speaker_hat,

Provide a source as a proof that Israel brutally rapes Hamas affiliated people, and I’ll post it.

Guess what? You’ll never find it.

AI_toothbrush,

Idk about rape but Israel literally admits that it bombs hospitals. Also any sane person isnt a hamas or israeli military supporter because both are basically terrorist groups but one of them has better funding.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, to memes in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

Nah, they will just downvote you to hell and complain about your oppression

While also saying Israel deserved it

dangleheadturtle, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors

May i ask for the source?

lars,
beansbeansbeans,

Wow I haven’t seen this since I was a kid. I believe this is a clip from the movie Wild Swans.

Jtee, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

A bunch of Zapp Branigans

mariusafa, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors

Your old upstair neighbors are my CURRENT upstair neighbors.

XCraftMC, to memes in Hamas supporters when Hamas rapes women

stop picking sides jesus christ, everone here is at fault. what you mentioned, israel bombing hospitals, among other things. the whole situation is sad

stefenauris, (edited ) to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

hmm, image doesn’t appear to want to load for me on my instance

and then after visiting the post directly it does. how odd

psud,

It might just have been that you were the first person from your instance to visit this conversation, so your instance hadn’t bothered to cache the image

SonicBlue03, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

The old neighbor’s calves must be incredible.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

Amphobet, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@Amphobet@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

thog dont caare

Sabre363, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

Old? Did you kill them?

lars,

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

Endorkend, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

My downstairs neighbor seems to be wearing some of those glass breaking pens you can buy for emergencies, as heels.

Our apartment is incredibly well sound proofed, you can't hear any of the city noise and usually can't even hear the elevator bell on our floor, even though it's obnoxiously loud. You also can't hear voices, radio or TV from downstairs.

But yet my downstairs neighbor, who apparently ALWAYS wears heels and can't sit down for longer than 5 minutes, manages to make it sound like someone is constantly hammering a nail into solid concrete, with every step she makes.

The tack tack tack tack noise coming from down there, you can figure out where she is in her place, simply by where the sound goes and comes from. From that I know that while most of the layout of her apartment seems the same, two doors are in places where we have walls.

TheRealLinga,

every step she takes… every move she makes… she’ll be killin’ you

crsu, to memes in My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers

I like to practice my ceiling basketball when they go to bed

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