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z3rOR0ne, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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Aggressive drivers are always in a rush to commit vehicular homicide. They just gotta run somebody over with their car right the fuck now.

Vode_An,

If America didn’t require a car to live in so many places, I’d support a single strike aggressive driving license revocation policy.

Death machines not found in the sacred texts are a privilege not a right.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

MadBob, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

Don’t it always seem to go

You try going fast and end up going slow

You don’t realise

You’d be faster on a bike

flashgnash, (edited )

You try going fast

And end up going slowly

Bikes might be faster

Dave, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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I was in traffic on the weekend that was doing about half the speed limit, and passed a car that had been pulled over. I thought they must have done something pretty impressive to manage that.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

In that amount of traffic? Probably driving on the shoulder.

LeFrog, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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The image didnt load for me properly, so here it is:

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/e5faad08-0584-433d-b233-493889e0f437.jpeg

drislands,

Just saw that you shared, thank you. OP provided the link to save an archive of the meme, somehow.

ares35, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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at least once a month i have to dodge some moron passing on the right (and through empty, marked, parking spaces..which is not legal), someone who is either turning left or had stopped for me---in a marked crosswalk, and literally right in front a fucking sign that says 'stop for pedestrians'.

jcriecke, (edited ) to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

The most difficult game to play is to drive calmly (almost never use the brake pedal) while leaving plenty of room for assholes to merge in front of you. Requires huge amounts of attention and emotional discipline. Best game on the highway though.

staticblanket,

Kudos to you.

gizmonicus,

The annoying thing is: if everyone did this, phantom traffic jams wouldn’t be a thing, and even real road obstructions would have significantly less impact and we would all get where we want to go faster, collectively. But we won’t, because I got mine.

Ryan213, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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Or when you pull up beside them at the red light.

FunderPants,

Satisfying

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

When the light they had to stop at turns green.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

If you time it right and if the rushy dweebs don’t block all the lanes, you’ll fly right by them, coasting.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Right behind them at the exit a few miles later.

cmhickman358,

There’s got to be one of those super specific German words for that feeling when you pull up next them at the light. Like Schadenfreude but for this specific instance.

jabathekek, to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Also me every day at 4pm passing everyone stuck in traffic with my bicycle.

ErKaf,

I would love to bike because if this. I sit in traffic jams all the time. But even with the car, I drive 40 Minutes. Wait, let me check how long I would need with the bike. Ah only 1h56m :) Yea not gonna do that. I’m faster at home even with traffic jams, and they are not every day.

jabathekek, (edited )
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m lucky that my city has good cycling infrastructure, so the ratio isn’t so skewed. You should get your city to creat some, then see how that works.

ErKaf,

Living in a village. Can’t afford to move out yet.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

That’s unfortunate. Many smaller communities were designed around cars leaving no other feasible choice but to drive.

ErKaf,

As soon as I can move to some better place, I will switch to the bike instantly because I hate car driving.

Nurse_Robot,

Yeah let me just “get the city to creat some”, it’s that easy

WalrusDragonOnABike,

No matter the infrastructure, it takes a while to go 15 miles each way. Granted, its more consistent (with an ebike at least). At the extreme end, the drive to work has taken over 2 hours once. So biking would have been much faster. Most days is like 15-20 minutes for the drive vs 55-65 minutes for the bike ride

jordanlund, to movies in Each generation is defined by its movies. Here are 57 that shaped me.
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I was expecting a straight list. This is the movie equivalent of an online recipe that has to start with the chef’s life story first…

If I had to list out the stuff that made an impression on me, it’s an absurdly high count of Harrison Ford:

Star Wars
Empire
Jedi
Raiders
Temple of Doom
Last Crusade
Blade Runner
Witness
After Hours
Brazil
Buckaroo Banzai
Big Trouble in Little China
Ghostbusters
Silverado
Star Trek II
Star Trek IV

Leirach, to memes in Lead By Example they say!

Lmao bro is citing the article using AI generated images.

Custoslibera, to memes in Lead By Example they say!

Typical ideological hypocrites.

Fuck Hamas.

Fuck billionaires and their shitty kids.

wowwoweowza, to memes in Lead By Example they say!

Glad this survived. Wow. Researching. There are some communities where I say ANYTHING close to this and they lightin’ me up.

AlpacaChariot, to memes in Lead By Example they say!

Iran a marathon once but I didn’t raise $11 billion

Luft, to memes in Lead By Example they say!

Tbf, hamas is funded by Iran

deegeese,

… and propped up by Netanyahu.

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