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FVVS, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@FVVS@l.lucitt.com avatar

Has anybody considered OP may be getting railed by a giant schlong?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I would've thought that was obvious.

Padit,

I thought he was just a home pooper.

Dislodge3233,

3 days without eating will be hard. In case OP is interested, my anatomy only demand a couple hours of fasting.

macrocephalic,

The old double impacted colon!

JuxtaposedJaguar, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

The ability to talk to animals

1st,

You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet

lazylion_ca,

You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.

Johandea,

Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.

RexKev,

Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.

skillissuer,

you can talk to animals, but they don't want to (they are very prejudiced)

zepheriths, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?

There is always going to be negative users. They are already here

Vilian,

coff coff c/donald coff coff

jgrim, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.

Orvanis,

Their debt transfers to you.

nichty,

And then to you…

CanadaPlus,

And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.

skillissuer,

removal of debt happens by way of destruction of banking infrastructure. this may or may not be related to other harm

-- this is actually how quite a lot of people got debts cleared on 9/11 (this was before offsite backups)

Leafeytea, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

I think the system on Reddit was pretty terrible and ripe for abuse. Over the years I saw a lot of threads where people discussed being harassed by another user who disagreed with them in a sub, and then proceeded to hunt down their posts and down-vote every single thing they posted across the site. Downvotes for literally no reason other than some irrational dislike of someone they don't even know, etc. Conversely, lots of high karma posters who never really contributed anything other than low effort posts like memes and pics.

I think having and using the upvote/downvote system is a very poor tool for promoting critical thinking and open discussion. Even posts that contain opinions that seem horrid to the majority of others commenting in a thread discussion can still have value as they can help illustrate the world is larger than the little bubble present in a thread and sub of like minded people where only those who agree with each others' ideas are given value.

Already disliking that I see the upvote/downvote buttons present on kbin as well as reputation points, so not really even sure I will be engaging long term tbh. Have stated before in other comments that I don't think it wise to just recreate the systems in Reddit since we will just end up in the same place, with the same issues. We should be better than that. Feel free to downvote now. ;)

BraveSirZaphod,
@BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social avatar

I do wonder though what a better alternative might be (and if this has been studied at all). It's fundamentally an issue with people being emotional and often quite bad at separating their own personal feeling from their voting. I know some platforms simply disable downvotes, which partially solves the issue, but at the same time, I think there is some value in communities being able to downvote spam or genuinely poor content. Maybe if you had to also make a comment - thus upping the amount of effort required - it'd be better?

Kbin does also have the quirk that votes are actually public, so you can actually tell if someone is following you around downvoting everything. That could potentially be seen as a rule violation and lead to being banned from an instance.

RoboticMask,

While probably computationally too expensive, I would like some system where up/downvoting isn't about objective quality, but only about personal preference. Essentially the system would "cluster" up/downvote behavior from users like youtube clusters like/dislike of videos and then recommend posts which people who like the same content as you like and people who dislike content you like dislike. I am not sure how many clusters/dimensions you would need though and I guess individualized sorting would quickly become computationally prohibitive as you would have to do a scalar multiplication of the post-dimensions with the user-dimensions for each post and then sort the stuff.

BraveSirZaphod,
@BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social avatar

That's an interesting idea, though I'm wary of the risk of funneling users into echo chambers. Just think of YouTube around 2016 when every gaming video led you down a rabbit hole of Gamergate to Ben Shapiro and ultimately raw white supremacy.

Skyler, in How did Ikea's Blajah became the symbol of the trans community ?
@Skyler@kbin.social avatar

A couple shitheads in this thread. 😂

Reminder that you can click on a person's username and then block them pretty easily!

Cloak,
@Cloak@lemmy.ml avatar

Please report shitheads. We do not allow shitheads.

Barbarian, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is a pretty bizarre question to me personally.

First of all, we don't have to do anything. If you mean you were wondering if people will lynch you for using emojis, no clue. Try it and find out.

Second of all, the whole "build my personality to fit in" is exactly backwards. The whole point of the fediverse, instances, etc is that you find a community to fit you, not the other way around.

Third of all, this isn't Reddit with tens of thousands of comments making anything more than a "yes" or "no" irrelevant. People actually have the time and space to consider things and answer them more fully here when there's less spam.

Finally, the whole idea of a "mob policy" sounds concerning.

InEnduringGrowStrong,

Unrelated noob question, on my end I see your full user: @Barbarian're on different instances, fine.
But there's other people from sh.itjust.works in this thread and it only shows the first half of their handle, like Jakylla and Bernie Ecclestoned.

My guess is they have a display name setup and you don't?

Barbarian,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

My guess is they have a display name setup and you don’t?

Yup! That's exactly what's happening. I intentionally haven't set one up, because gotta rep my home instance :P

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Makes sense.
I even have an account on yours already and is actually the first one I made.
Choosing an instance has been the most awkward part yet. More easily accessible info on instances' admins, hosting situation, funding, etc. might help.

My first visit was very confusing because I tried browsing a community that had just defederated us, which really isn't too obvious as a noob. I registered on lemm.ee to see what beehaw was even about, and I'm going back and forth between the two homes trying to choose.

I very much like the /c/agora idea on sh.itjust.works so I'm definitely sticking around.
I think an important part is getting to know your instance's admin as a person, and I haven't really taken the time to do that.
See ya around

Barbarian,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Completely agree. Funding and hosting situation are still very much in flux for most instances, and most instances are so new that admins haven't really had the time to figure out exactly how they want to run and organise things yet. Everything is very much in flux.

These are problems I think will go away naturally as things stabilize and clearer community identities, fundraising methods and organizational norms start forming.

InEnduringGrowStrong,

Second of all, the whole “build my personality to fit in” is exactly backwards.

Yea, I feel like the fediverse is what we make of it. Trying to fake it for a social net sounds sad.
If OP likes emoji, emoji away 🚀🌕
I think your take is a good one even outside of social media.
Be yourself! (Assuming you're not a serial killer I guess)

notacat,

Based on how well the post was written contrasted with their claimed lack of thought processes I’m going to go out on a limb and say it was half tongue in cheek. But also I agree with not answering just yes or no.

TheLurker, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

Lemmy "feels refreshing" because it is new to you. This deliveres a dopamine hit to your brain because we inherently find new things exciting.

As a concept it is the same public forum we have had for a long time. But it is decentralised which does help with restricting the ability of single groups of people from taking control of the native, so that is a good side-effrct.

JasSmith, in How did Ikea's Blajah became the symbol of the trans community ?

You know the funny thing is "blahaj" directly translates to "blue shark" in Swedish.

VonReposti,

Well, "blåhaj" to be precise

eggnog, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

what the fuck. i need an update post

nihilomaster, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Just don’t eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.

palarith, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s called a low residue diet badgut.org/…/low-residue-diet/

SubArcticTundra, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

You could try surviving on Soylent or an equivalent. It’s the nutrients you need to stay alive and operating normally stripped down to the bare minimum (so less material for you to have to poop). It might be diluted in water but that could be minimised and that small amount would probably leave you though sweat/breath anyway.

eyy,

But what is it made of?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Iirc, oats and pea protein, plus some micronutrients

DrWeevilJammer,

For those not aware that this is a movie reference, check out the 1970s Charlton Heston movie "Soylent Green".

scrof, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@scrof@lemmy.world avatar

Canned tuna. It's very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you'll be pooping neat little bricks.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

The thing is... I can't poop at all. Bricks won't work either.

TheShane,

Vitamins, electrolyte drinks, maybe pudding cups that won't upset your stomach...

scrof,
@scrof@lemmy.world avatar

Then don't pack food, get some vitamins, you won't die. It's physically impossible I think not to poop if you eat anything at all and I wouldn't recommend forcing a constipation as it can cause you more harm than it's worth.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

This is kind of a group thing and I'm the only one not allowed to poop for personal reasons. They'll be expecting me to eat food that's at least somewhat normal.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

damn dude, how many guys are you going with 👀

MudSkipperKisser,

Well this got even more interesting

MudSkipperKisser,

Well this got even more interesting

oxideSeven,
@oxideSeven@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Dude. At this point, just explain. No one knows you on here. This is ridiculous.

Trebach,

The canned tuna at the store here is packed in salt water so I have to drain it before eating.

TheShane,

Like a Wombat!

cyshield, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

That post made me so sad. Because I know I will never find out why you need this ☹️

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I mean... If we know each other irl but can't tell because if internet anonymity you might already know..

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