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ndru, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

“But he didn’t win, the election was stolen”

You can never hold a narcissist to their word; they’d sooner warp the fabric of reality to match their narrative than be wrong.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

This isn’t a real Trump tweet. It’s too coherent.

criitz,

Nah it’s real

IndiBrony, in Kind of like a politician?
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

This is yet another example of classism. Santa is not of the upper or ruling class.

First off, Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year. His workload is on similar levels to God. He must be omnipotent 365 days per year to ensure his nice and naughty list is flawless. Just because people only see him work one day per year doesn’t mean that’s all he’s doing. Think of all the work you have to do in your daily job that the average Joe doesn’t see. Same thing here.

He’s on the clock 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, and around Christmas time he’s got to be available at thousands of different grottos simultaneously to ask kids what they want for Christmas. That’s no mean feat! That in itself should show that Santa doesn’t simply work one day per year!

The ruling class have you wrapped around their little finger if they have you believing that Santa is a lazy fucker! He puts the rest of us to shame! You! With your measly little 8 hour working day, 5 days per week. Pah!

Don’t let them bring us down to fight amongst ourselves, it’s the ruling class who need to be abolished, not Santa!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And yet he’s still judging you. All the time.

TimewornTraveler,

His workload is on similar levels to God.

Doesn’t that mean the workload is infinitesimally small? Since the god of Abe is allegedly omniscient, omnipotent, and infinite then any job will be a breeze

fatboy93,

Not to mention poor guy has to fight inflation as well, so will have to get gifts from Temu, and be spammed wily-nily all through the remainder of his life.

jmcs,

It’s well documented that Santa exploits a veritable army of slave scouts to keep the list, and then he uses a gazillion slaves to manufacture the toys in the mother of all sweatshops. Dude just waves out of the carriage like a British monarch.

EtherWhack, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

The boyfriend just likes probiotics

KISSmyOS, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Jumping into a lake is more intense with your shirt on.

15liam20, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

Well I like horses and I like cars. But which one is better?

Siegfried,

Well, it depends on your goals.

If you want speed, the car is better. If you want to eat, i would strongly recommend going for the horse.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

bikes

Annoyed_Crabby, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Also known as: Second Phase.

lowleveldata, in Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

A respectful working mother

Deme, in and from such a majestic creature...

Violence is not an answer, but a question. The answer is yes.

  • Mahatma Gandhi
NegativeLookBehind, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Typically I prefer to combine these 3 activities

Johanno, in Plates

It almost worked. I first saw medicine pills and then plates

MindSkipperBro12, in BREAKING NEWS

I will always remember you, Iron Lady…

metaStatic, in Jean-o mode
Thormjolnir, in Kind of like a politician?

More like god if you ask me

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Santa certainly taught me a thing about God.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They have similar levels of existence.

EnderMB, in BREAKING NEWS

Honk

FirstPitchStrike, in Underappreciated humour

My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

TheOakTree,

Bessebel

Klear,

Bessther

Slovene,

Bessty. Or Besstiality.

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