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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Cock check
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

You left out corkscrew

TseseJuer,

🦆

RalphFurley, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

I’m so relieved the comments validated what I thought this was about, and I’m not alone :)

feedum_sneedson, in Cock check

What was I just saying about hexagons? Case absolutely closed.

beebarfbadger, in Hund

Huuuuuuuuuund

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Venus by Tuesday
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Earth’s just gotta drink more if its stream is weak. I mean that’s what I do

Slovene,

We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.

LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG does our jet stream pass through a UTI too??

krashmo, in WW3 in a nutshell

That is… really something

EvilEyedPanda,

Yeaaaaa…

STRIKINGdebate2, in Cock check
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

How is this social engineering actually?

TseseJuer,

drop em big boy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Waffle Squarf
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yes I will have some children consumé.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in game ads be like:
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I think your ballpig is ripe

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.

EmperorHenry, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.

Draedron,

Not every crazy guy in other countries can get a gun

Syrc,

…but 7 out of 8 times it’s in the US.

EmperorHenry, (edited ) in It’s all about changing your perspective.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You forgot to draw the fire at the bottom and the demons using their tridents to force people down at the top.

Glifted, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Nah these are “all-season” tires. People who use summer tires switch them out for winters when the snow drops

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Really? You wanna bet 🤣🤣🤣.

gibmiser,

Then you got me over here, tires smooth as a baby’s ass, sprinkling Rogaine on my tires and hoping for the best

proctonaut,

Insurance claim season

Empricorn,

*Smart people, or those who care!

Altofaltception,

I swap out my all season tires for winter tires when the weather changes.

TheFriar,

Well I don’t drive

KpntAutismus,

you get driven around tho.

TheFriar,

Nah I live in da city booiiii

Case,

I don’t.

I don’t think they even sell winter tires here.

And if winter tires are the little studded ones… Yeah, those aren’t street legal here.

That being said, we tend to shut down the state if someone drops an icecube.

MechanicalJester,

Most aren’t studded and they do make a difference… But that was rink ice under snow.

Even the tractor got pushed around.

buzz86us, in See? You still have a chance!

They apparently don’t live near me.

And009,

They’re 3 miles away, rule

nexguy, in See? You still have a chance!
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

That means 2.6 people find you attractive in every single square mile of land on Earth. Let’s make that 1 to account for children and elderly.

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