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SouravSatvaya, in a story in two parts
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I don’t know about you guys but I found that commenting or posting on Lemmy is a bit of a harder job from Mastodon. That’s why I created a Lemmy account. Maybe I missed something but that’s what I found.

SubArcticTundra, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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I know they are not parasites, but what are they? Strings of dead cells? Dead optical nerve? Any biologists here?

Infinite,

If it’s a persistent pattern, it’s likely to just be variation in the density of the vitreous humor (eye jelly).

Argonite,

Not a biologist but it’s called blue light entoptic phenomenon. Pretty interesting in general.

SubArcticTundra,
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Fascinating

forks, (edited )

Wouldn’t these be floaters?

SubArcticTundra,
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Hmm it says they’re proteins… I wonder how many times magnification it has to be for it to appear the same size as a tree.

AnUnusualRelic,
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It depends on the tree, obviously.

Passerby6497,

Or how close to your eye to give the perspective of the same size?

Slovene, (edited )

“These are small … but the ones out there are far away.”

gst0ck,

I see that sometimes when I cough or sneeze too hard.

cashews_best_nut,

For anyone too lazy to look:

Some may be individual red blood cells swollen due to osmotic pressure. Others may be chains of red blood cells stuck together; diffraction patterns can be seen around these. Others may be “coagula of the proteins of the vitreous gel, to embryonic remnants, or the condensation round the walls of Cloquet’s canal” that exist in pockets of liquid within the vitreous.

~ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entoptic_phenomenon

Tristaniopsis, in Venus by Tuesday

Ahem…. Shouldn’t that be ‘fewer’ ice?

(JK)

WhereGrapesMayRule, in His true endgame

He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards

TseseJuer,

“when I was human, I mean I’m still human” what a goofball that marky mark is

bigkahuna1986, in His true endgame

They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…

agavaa, in Hund

Longboi

objectionist, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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i only ever see these when i look up at the sky

NoSpiritAnimal,
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I work at a specialized manufacturer, and we have a light table for inspecting parts. If you look at the table surface you’ll find floaters you didn’t even know about. It’s freaky how many there are.

sentient_loom, in His true endgame
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Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.

HonkTonkWoman,

Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

crusa187,

All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider

corus_kt,

A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget

WoahWoah, (edited ) in Venus by Tuesday

I would tell this asshole to shut his stupid mouth, but my teeth froze together. I’ve got one finger left still working. Help me…

And also, it’s usually way colder than this here, and while it’s frigid, I’m fine. Happy even. I live in one of the parts that is supposed to be cold, and this is a nice regression to normal.

youCanCallMeDragon, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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Taking a screen shot with your eyes

occhionaut,

just double tap the vagus nerve and left temple at the same time

Steamymoomilk,

Close both eyes for 3 seconds for screenshot

hakunawazo,

Does it come with a shutter sound?

p1mrx, in The duality of Lemmy

How do you run out of spells?

That’s like “the server’s down because we ran out of code.”

thesporkeffect, (edited )

If you are a classical wizard you have a limited number of spell slots that you have to prepare in the morning. When you use those up you become a highly educated regular nerd.

Warlocks get less spell diversity but much less limitations on how often they can cast spells.

name_NULL111653,

The “cannon” explanation is that it uses so much energy to channel magic that, after a few major spells, you’re entirely exhausted to the point of collapsing if you were to try to push it beyond what you’re capable of. As you learn and practice it becomes easier and you can make greater physical changes to the universe, but there’s still a limit and it’s still incredibly tiring.

lugal, in Cock check

🗿

suction, in His true endgame

Still better than another Trump presidency

TseseJuer,

wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy

solidgrue, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

AnonWyo,

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Slovene,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

tigeruppercut,

Quantity surveying?

Slovene,

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

Smoogs, in Why is this so hard

Tip: distress the edge by pulling at it. This causes the sides to separate. Sometimes you gotta create a tear to get them to separate enough to get it

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