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Gabu, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, but on the other hand: fuck tobacco, smoking and all drugs. Drugs are for losers.

problematicPanther,
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Yeah, but when you’re stoned, you don’t care if you’re a loser. That’s the point of getting stoned.

qyron, in BREAKING NEWS

If necromancy was a real thing, she wouldn’t. Too many people longing for her.

CPMSP, in Only $79.99

A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

ShitOnABrick,
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Maybe he already had a frontal lobotomy

CurlyMoustache,
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You are friends with Tom Waits?

lemming741,

*full

Sanyanov, in Choose A or B

Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?

Pinecone, in Very brave girl

Alligatora, unlike crocodiles are a lot less likely to kill humans. But the few they do kill do stupid shit like this.

ivanafterall, in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

NewAgeOldPerson, in Plates

Whoa!

MacNCheezus, in Save thousands
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“Offer not available in all areas”

ominous music starts playing

slaacaa, in Is this still available?

Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

TheBlue22, in Very brave girl

All fun and games till the badboy starts spinning

Like, I’m sure she knows this animal/grew up with it or something, but it’s still a predator

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in STOB

An anti-obesity organization in my country has this as their logo

Zink, in Title
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My opinion is the legal opinion

JimVanDeventer, in Buster's pissed off now
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in I can't argue with that.

M-O-O-N. That spells moon.

Crackhappy, in Is this still available?
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Skeet skeet skeet skeet

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