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GrammatonCleric, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.
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shalafi, in Very brave girl

I’m going to assume she knows more about gator behavior than us, but putting her hand near the side kinda sets 'em off.

And it is a gator, not nearly as violent as a croc. OTOH, even though their behavior is well understood, those dumbasses can still be unpredictable.

distantsounds, in That's... the inside of a red bell pepper though

TIL bell peppers contain hepatitis C. How are grocery stores knowingly allowed to sell this? Is it a byproduct of the 5gMO radiation they use? My neighbor’s cat became a trans after smelling one once. [More body copy]

GrammatonCleric, in The advancement of humanity
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Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

Globeparasite, in Discord rule
Etterra,

Yeah, it’s discord, not fucking 4chan. Have a little decorum, ya reprobate.

Retrograde,
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Discorum*

darq, in Success is built through GAMBA
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Except if you have enough money, it's not even gambling anymore. The only way you'd lose is if everybody loses.

And that's completely ignoring the fact that enough money lets you influence the rules of the game to tilt the odds in your favour.

Techmaster,

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

merc,

And if you’re only slightly rich (as in, daddy’s a lawyer) you can afford to gamble, lose, and then try again.

PlasmaDistortion, in The advancement of humanity

Idiocracy in action.

NABDad, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

I’d like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I’m not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.

NABDad,

I keep thinking of this.

youtu.be/0lczHvB3Y9s

Honytawk,

Not enough space to leave any sort of retort.

WaxedWookie,

Ableist slurs aren’t coo- oh - you can spell above a second-grade level.

NABDad, (edited )

I don’t care about a retort. I’d just like to see corrections in red, with a “D- PROOF READ!!!” written at the top, and maybe a “Provide sources” at the bottom.

Edit: and perhaps a “See me after class”

Tixanou, in The advancement of humanity
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… but why shouldn’t I? It tastes great.

ares35, in You know tipping has gotten out of control when your son says we have to tip Santa with money.
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can't buy-off santa for a measly buck. better make it at least $20, kid.

LifeOfChance,

More like 20% the cost of the gifts MINIMUM this includes if you got coal

Modern_medicine_isnt,

That would be spendy. The kids are getting new tablets this year. Though not crapple, so half as much as it could be. The old ones lasted about 6 years, thats pretty good for kids.

Gingerlegs, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

That’s enough internet for today

saltnotsugar, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

WAT.

Tixanou, in Plates
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All the plates are face up. Period.

PoolloverNathan, in this AI thing
Franzia, in Angry bald man

He’s just describing a normal, healthy person.

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