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Sabre363, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Dog, first aid, axe, and water purifier.

The guns will depend entirely on ammo. Gasoline for the vehicles will go bad eventually, a diesel truck with 4 wheel drive would be better. The radio depends on other people also having radios. Everything else can either be easily found later or can be made given enough time.

starman2112, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Dog, car, motorcycle, radio. Zombie apocalypses ain’t shit, I live in America. One dude is gonna bite someone and get turned into pink mist by every nearby CCW dude. Those would all be cool to have when we start rebuilding in a week

Zink,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

The best way to survive a disaster is to have someone else deal with it

Taleya,

You lot couldn’t even handle wearing masks, some dipshit is gonna tout zombeism as a natural cure

Toneswirly, in Wretched souls

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

GuerrillaRodeo,

What the fuck man

skizzles,

Mustard, yes!

I love some good mustard potato salad.

MagicPterodactyl,

I’d eat her

0x4E4F, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

Congrats 🤝… oh wait… god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦

naeap,
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After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky

Zink,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one

That’s the one you grab

0x4E4F,

Depends it’s a male or a female 😂.

joyjoy,

Why would that matter?

0x4E4F,

Well, I would rather touch a female’s cum covered hand 😁.

hardcoreufo,

How do you assert dominance over your rivals?

0x4E4F,

I would rather not have them 😂. If I’d have rivals, I’d just go for another girl.

Not really in the mood for dominance, I’m almost 40 😂.

Jackhammer_Joe, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Katana. Jeep. Body armor. Warerpurifier.

NegativeLookBehind, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

How much ammo does each gun have

GigaWerts,

asking the correct questions. No ammo means that the guns are useless.

bellly, in hypocrite.

I <3 the micro plastics in my body ✨️✨️

gehrluke,

It’s like additional electrolytes!

wiLD0, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse
  • Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
  • Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
  • Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
  • Body armor - will put it on whenever there’s a risk

None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.

dual_sport_dork, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?

Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.

Ookami38,

You lose it all except 3 items. But you do get the dog.

PatFussy, in Wretched souls

How did you get this photo of me

scytale, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking

Water purifier - no explanation needed

Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight

Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly

lunarul,

Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?

Ookami38,

Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.

Pons_Aelius, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Machete

crossbow

body armour

night-vision.

Stealth, protection and silent defence.

AscendantSquid, in Let's get Disturbed

For a second i thought his ass was a diaper and the brick road behind was stink lines

pandarang, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@pandarang@kbin.social avatar

Pistol.

End of list.

Aussiemandeus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water

This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already

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