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Colorcodedresistor, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

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    0x4E4F, (edited )

    I was thinking about the german shephard… regardless if it’s trained or not, it’s a liability, it might become a zombie too.

    And I chose the AK-47 because I thought it came with at least 1 round of ammo 🤷.

    Ookami38,

    I like the idea of everything is best-case. So a trained pup, a loaded gun with couple of boxes of spare ammo, a new jeep with a full tank, etc.

    Risk,

    I’d swap the flashlight for the body armour - easier to find a flashlight out and about.

    Demuniac,

    I’d argue you might need a flashlight to find a flashlight but most homes will at least have a small version that will suffice

    problematicPanther,
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    Modern jeeps require regular part swaps every few weeks

    0x4E4F, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep… I hope the Jeep has a CB and a first aid kit 😁.

    dab, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

    smuuthbrane, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

    EatYouWell, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.

    Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.

    Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.

    UnfortunateShort, in Wretched souls

    The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

    cows_are_underrated,

    Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

    TheSlad,

    German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

    PP_BOY_,
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    Yeah kinda

    HerrVorragend,
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    … Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

    SeeMinusMinus, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    • Water purifier because I need water!!!
    • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
    • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
    • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
    Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Wretched souls
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    That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

    barttier, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
    2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
    Valmond,

    2 picks gang!

    Machete & motorbike.

    Shiggles,

    Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

    KISSmyOS, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
    Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

    barttier,
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    Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

    0x4E4F,

    Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

    BluesF,

    ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

    Gingerlegs,

    It’s…your dog!

    SeeMinusMinus,
    @SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

    You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

    KISSmyOS,

    For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Solar panel’s not on there.

    NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

    KISSmyOS,

    I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

    GrammatonCleric, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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    Katana - because katana

    First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

    Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

    Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

    Shellbeach, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

    Schtoooomph

    bucketofcandyfloss, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

    I have so many questions

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Two years in a row!

    Can you please explain the joke? Is the point just a wordplay on “being played”?

    DrMango,

    Yes. With a dash of “big corpo bad” for good measure, I think

    SnokenKeekaGuard, in Anon does a little trolling
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    That’s just sad

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