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Okokimup, in Future You
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

So the no-poop-for-3-days post was someone practicing for this.

peopleproblems,

3 days?

What is this amateur hour?

When my IBS-C was at its worst, a week, 7 days, was not uncommon, and my lord was it painful. I don’t know how my longest wait was, but I was put on a diet of pedialyte and given a medicine derived from E. coli.

Colonoscopy came back normal though.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

This was a reference to a dude a few months ago who needed diet recommendations that would make him not poop for 3 days. He ruled out a few things but for the most part, refused to elaborate as to why.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

He was Lemmy’s first prophet. Followed by that dude that magically killed Henry Kissinger.

octoperson, in Wretched souls
0ops,

Well, I can touch my shins!

staticblanket,

Wow!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s some solid potato salad right there

Pappabosley, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Shotgun, ak-47, pistol, katana. I don’t want to live long term in a zombie apocalypse, just need the firepower for a bit of fun before I go. After I run out of ammo for the shotgun and the AK, I use the pistol to kill myself - the katana is just in case I get caught short at close range

gedaliyah, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Machete, first aid, water purifier, flashlight

moistclump, in Slippery moisssstttt

Moistier than an oystier

Squid, in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

Terminarchs, in Anon does a little trolling

If his max was $55 then he should have been ready to pay $55.

superduperenigma,

The OP: Hahaha I bet that guy is so upset!

The other guy: Ah, looks like someone else bid on that item. Glad I set my max to $55!

XEAL,

You bet on the very last seconds, everything else is just idiots inflating the price.

thiccdiccnicc,
@thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nothing infuriates me more than when somebody else has this same idea

Paddzr,

How would you know what his max was? Ebay doesn’t show that.

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

The guy saw the phone of the other guy.

Decoy321,

He did not.

Because this never happened.

esserstein, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Purifier, Jeep, NVG’s, magically silent pistol. If pistol is just realistically suppressed, I’ll take the machete.

Water hard, gotta get around to loot, gotta see to loot, gotta be able to wack Z’s without too much ruckus.

This post brought to you by too much dayz.

gibmiser, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4c192996-5c8e-4ee9-8bb0-846dab78e08f.jpeg

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it’s time for the real deal.

nova_ad_vitum,

The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

Steak,

The Big league!

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

congratulations on your new child

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Easy to fool

Yeah yeah, I know 😏. You should try my tongue action, it’s also considered high quality.

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

I Herby title you the scourge of ice cream cones

Gradually_Adjusting, in Slippery moisssstttt
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Are there layers to this I’m not getting? This is like an uncooked French fry

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is just an anti meme. A meme that subverts expectations by not being a meme at all.

Here’s another example of an anti meme

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/709b9aca-ee04-40f3-829a-496f8d821212.png

gibmiser, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Body armor, jeep, night vision goggles and silenced hand gun.

Each of those are the hardest to obtain of the options except the jeep.

Start with the jeep and put on body armor. If it’s night travel with lights off and use night vision goggles.

Everything else is stuff you can find later easily with a few unimportant exceptions.

Delphia,

Yep. With those I can survive long enough to easily get the rest.

idiomaddict, in Cat and poop

That’s a huge dump for his size

justlookingfordragon, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

Machete, Water Purifier (provided it does not need electricity to work), German Shepherd and the tent. If the water purifier requires electricity, I’d opt for the body armor.

Stuff that requires fuel, electricity or ammo will become obsolete after a certain amount of time, so the flashlight, crossbow, motorcycle, chainsaw etc. only have limited use and become dead weight eventually. The first aid kit might help with “regular” injuries, but is likely useless against zombie bites getting infected with whatever virus is responsible for their mutation. The respirator mask is only useful if there’s something dangerous in the air, and will only stay useful until the filter gets too dirty / too old and needs to be replaced.

Ookami38,

The reality is that every item is finite if you can’t maintain it. Some are naturally longer lived than others (machete, fireaxe) but require sharpening and will eventually break. The better metric is what kind of utility it provides during its life, with a second metric for how easy it is to maintain. Something like the Jeep may only get you a week of functional time, but it’s going to allow you to set up so much easier.

Zink, in Anon does a little trolling
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Today was a good day because I minorly inconvenienced someone

slaacaa,

*I imagined minorly inconveniencing someone

MindSkipperBro12,

“You’re goddamn right.”

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