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Lifebandit666, (edited ) in Fishing

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

dQw4w9WgXcQ, in Back in my day

I basically knew every line of Space Jam by heart. I even knew when to look for the funny parts of the VHS when rewinding it and watching the movie in reverse.

UraniumBlazer, in Abraham

Lincoln’s ghost after watching people meme about him for more than 150 years: “Man these people miserable as fuck, someone please put me out of my misery…no…oh no… FUCK”

tslnox, in Back in my day

My aunt had a big cabinet full of home recorded tapes, our most favourites were the ones with BTTF, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones and the one with one and only episode of The Adventures of Sinbad.

FlyingSquid, in help the exit is locked
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I’ve been married for 23 years. I wouldn’t even know how to pull bitches. But I do identify with the second half.

stebo02,
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I’ve been single for 23 years and I don’t know either

fne8w2ah, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Sovcittery at its finest.

Mr_Blott,

See that’s not even a word

Lucidlethargy, in Back in my day

Ah yes, bootleg Harry and the Hendersons.

mydude, in Fishing

Skitt-fiske

Deebster, in Back in my day
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We had a “kids tape” that had countless things recorded over each other. The second half was just a collage of the tail end of various cartoons and shows. When it got to the Abba-soundtracked documentary about a carnival it meant you were at the end of the tape.

Mr_Blott, in Saves time and money

Peptabysmal

joyjoy, (edited ) in My whole night is booked now

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

kofe,

But why male models?

joyjoy, (edited )

It’s part of the meme. “The [gender] urge to [normal thing].” It’s satire.

rbos, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

I never understood premade whipped cream. It takes two minutes to make. Cream, bowl, a little liqueur, tiny bit of salt, then go to town. Use a mixer if you need one, a hand beater isn’t expensive.

kattenluik,

Some people don’t want to spend two minutes making whipped cream and then cleaning everything they got out to make it, or they just don’t have time.

It’s not hard to understand in the slightest.

rbos,
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Sure, but it’s only a bowl and a whisk. I just rinse them, too.

I guess everyone has things they find super easy and this is one of mine.

banneryear1868,

“Why do people buy food you can easily make?”

That’s like most food products and restaurants.

Smoogs,

Many things can take 10 minutes or less to process.

However when you add in the time to gather, prep and buy ingredients and cleanup, it adds up exponentially.

rbos, (edited )
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I was counting that. Whiping cream is super fast once you know how, cleanup is easy. And buying heavy cream is something I would usually do anyway. Buying the prewhipped stuff takes no less effort than buying a carton.

It would definitely depend on your comfort level.

Smoogs,

And if you’re already cooking a million other things. Not everything spawns from laziness.

rbos,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Of course not, I’m not saying anyone’s lazy. I would encourage people to learn how to do it, though! It’s one of those things that is surprisingly easy and can save you some cash and fridge space.

You’re not always going to be cooking a million other things. Sometimes you’re just pulling cheesecake out of the freezer, and at that point a quick whipped cream batch is nbd.

walter_wiggles, in Abraham

AbeBROham

byroon, in Redemption

He’s not a nice man but ultimately he’s a small cog in the machine and he actually got some justice, I’m not wasting any more energy hating him. Having a prison system that is so shitty that people get stabbed is not cool

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I find it takes no energy to hate him, so I’ll continue doing so; but I agree that prison violence should not be glorified, under any circumstances, no matter who is the target. I don’t care about Chauvin’s wellbeing, but prison violence is yet another symptom of the same systemic issue that caused Chauvin to murder Floyd. ACAB, and so is the entire “justice” system.

Globeparasite,

managed to fuck up damn bad for such a small cog

Everythingispenguins,

No you have that backwards. The smaller the cog the easier it is for the powers that be to not protect it.

sirico, in My whole night is booked now
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This 5 second scene from the Simpsons my analysis [12:34:12]

Black616Angel,

There is a german youtuber who does a “5 minute Harry Podcast” where she analyzes 5 minutes of the first Harry Potter movie each time and they are mostly half an hour to an hour long.

DJDarren,

There’s a podcast I listen to where they talk about a random episode of Top of the Pops. Each episode of TOTP was usually around 25 minutes, each episode of that podcast averages 5 hours at this point.

It’s glorious.

TeaHands,
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Big TOTP community over on Mastodon. We would be very interested in the name of this podcast please.

DJDarren,

And don’t I know it. I follow the hashtag, which goes apeshit on Fridays.

The podcast is Chart Music, and it’s one of the only two Patreons I’m subscribed to.

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