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Aggravationstation, in STOB

…in the name of loub

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in It's hard to believe
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean, considering this map excludes Antarctica, and there are people living (at least temporarily) in Antarctica, it is technically true.

Octagon9561,

You’re forgetting New Zealand haha.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Also New Zealand, but I’ve heard that the science is still out about whether or not they actually exist.

luthis,

We don’t, it’s a psy-op.

glorious_albus, in STOB

STO🅱️

KISSmyOS, in Roughly 31.75 meters

How many dicks is the way to the parking lot?

NakariLexfortaine, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

BoxerDevil,

You say terrible but it sounds like a great way to die

NakariLexfortaine,

For the one on bottom, yeah.

It’s the men who landed on top I pity. Couldn’t even enjoy the dick from all the bone shards.

Emi621, in Save thousands
Jackcooper, in Success is built through GAMBA

Who is this guy I’ve now seen in two gambling memes

metaStatic,

I call him GAMBLOR

LinkOpensChest_wav,

New Masters of the Universe hero dropped

robocall, in This one's for you
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

How long can a hookers gapping butthole be wide enough to throw fruit loops into it?

Gargantu8,
ZombiFrancis,

Sometimes the game is rigged. The only way to win is not to play.

Klear,

Ain’t that a kick in the head?

MilitantAtheist,

Google Roxy Raye, LadyFruitLoops, and no, it’s not SFW.

0x4E4F,

Roxy Raye… Legend…

FlyingSquid, in Chicken Strips
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But remember, pay in dollars, because she doesn’t accept chicken tender.

ininewcrow, in Very powerful video card!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Turns on new system with enormous video card … runs 16 bit Super Mario Bros for the nostalgia

Alivrah,

After that we should push this beast to its absolute limit…

Opens Minecraft

Delta_44,

Opens minesweeper at medium quality

TeckFire,

Me running Fallout New Vegas again

Melochar,

You laugh, but I just bought an Omen 45L i9 with rtx4090 and 64gb ram, (for work! I swear! ) and the very first game I played on it was… Rimworld

dumdum666, (edited ) in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

This is usually the cycle if there is something new… many people in the past thought that computers or the internet would go away again … same with AI models at the moment

kpw,

To be fair there are countless fads that went away again. Spicy autocomplete might very well be one of them. Not every invention has had the success of the automobile or the computers.

pensivepangolin,

But spicy autocorrect is going to steal my job next month! Benzinga told me and my boss so; when he does fire me it totally won’t be a self fulfilling prophecy!

(Don’t worry, if this ages poorly I WILL delete this comment.)

WoodlandAlliance,

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  • vonxylofon, (edited )

    Looking at all the cars in the socialist countries… Huh.

    Eheran,

    This is Lemmy. Corporations bad, capitalism bad. Very simple.

    So many random posts claiming something is bad because of capitalism and getting upvoted…

    Slow, in Chicken Strips

    I remembered the photos of women with unathletic bodies who post their naked photos on reddit.

    Slow, in Saves time and money

    Peptolupa 😹
    in the language of my region, this is consonant with the word for penis.

    ozmot, in STOB

    In case of fire, stob, bob and droll.

    FlyingSquid, in Abraham
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln…”

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