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jimmycrackcrack, in Two years in a row!

I’ve heard so many mentions of this Spotify wrap thing today and it’s the first time I’ve ever heard of it. I mean, I know I’m out of touch, but why after getting away with never knowing about it for what seems to have been a long time am I suddenly inescapably confronted with it?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They usually do it around the end of November or beginning of December, so a lot of people are just receiving theirs and sharing them now.

It’s one of those things people will talk about for a week and then completely forget about until next time. I honestly think it’s fun to see everybody’s results.

abbadon420,

A week?! I’ve sent a screenshot to my friends, I recieved a couple screenshots. Now it’s over. The whole thing couldn’t have taken more than a couple hours, netto it’s only a couple minutes.

TheRealLinga,

Is there any specific instance where us lemmings are sharing our wrapped lists? I think that would be fun

user224, in I had to try it to believe it
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Can confirm.


<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(age + 4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">          ~~~~^~~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
</span>

Is not my age.

/j

csfirecracker, in Crocodile

He is doing an big steppy

FlyingSquid, in His Spidey sense is tingling!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I made a video related to this subject some time ago…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3ecBC32T0

Please treat it with the seriousness for which it is intended. We lose thousands of Spider-Men a year to drug addiction.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll have you know that’s Coke brand flour. He’s sniffing it for quality assurance. He picked up the bad habit of piling it on the table from Tony. Get your mind out of the gutter!

protist, in Cat and poop

This gif is an antique

Granixo, in Google "Work"space
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I don’t get it.

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited )

I think it’s just making fun of how absolutely dogshit google productivity apps are.

db2,

Amazingly it doesn’t focus at all on the person with Downs.

sunbrrnslapper, (edited )

Shit, I totally missed that. This is for reals a Google Workspace ad that I only modified the text of. I wouldn’t have used this particular ad if I had seen that. Apologies for any implication on the people in the picture!!

db2,

No, you’re good. I was pointing out how it didn’t need to resort to focusing on her to try to make the point. It’s better like this.

jonne,

Compared to what? We use some of the Google stuff (mail, calendar, meet and Google office) and they do the job.

FeelzGoodMan420,

Compared to Microsoft desktop office programs.

Starbuck,

Yeah. I’m really curious what this person is standing for here.

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

This is a shitpost community, stop trying to apply reason…

lemmyman,

Finally a reasonable take

jonne,

Yeah, just trying to understand what OP meant here. Didn’t know the Google suite had a bad reputation.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t stop them. People taking shitposts seriously is one of the best things about Lemmy Shitpost!

sunbrrnslapper,

Excel has never once shot slicers over the spreadsheet (something I have had happen on several occasions in Google Sheets). And it has issues with formatting tables in Docs - basically it takes way longer to get something that looks half as good.

xpinchx,

For enterprise environments really nothing compares to MS. The whole suite of power apps shoots productivity through the roof. Power query, power automate, power apps, BI, etc. With Python integration I can do even more, I can automate most things and set up automations for non savvy peers.

By enterprise I just mean any business that deals with a lot of data, I work for a company with 15 people and we’d need probably 5 more if we were running on Google. 😂😂

jonne,

Heh, our company is bigger but I guess we don’t use spreadsheets the way you do. At least on the dev side basic functionality is fine, and our core business runs on real databases and stuff like AWS quicksight.

xpinchx,

Yeah most of our ERP dumps data into an Azure database, but we frequently pull queries for ad hoc reporting/analysis into Excel as well as maintained BI reports.

The real issue is a lot of our SaaS isn’t fully integrated like that so we have to csv dump data that loads into other queries and we pull from that 🙃 But those csv dumps are set with automations so it’s mostly hands-off, just a little janky lol.

chronotau,

I have the exact opposite experience, honestly, running the IT of a 120 employee company. MS is too bloated with legacy systems, while I find Google very purposeful engineered to get the job done. I very much believe it’s more of a habit thing than anything else. Would need 5 more people to run everything on MS compared to Google.

I do concede that sometimes it feels like MS began doing their stuff in the 90s, while Google began with theirs in the early 10s; some basic functionality Google haven’t gotten around to yet.

misophist,

I can see a company of 120 needing 5 more IT staff to effectively utilize Microsoft productivity infrastructure, but you would likely be able to either cut that employee count down to 100, or more positively, have the same 120 people handling the productivity of 150 employees, increasing your company’s output and profit.

More knowledge work is required to make effective use of the entire Microsoft stack, but in the enterprise, nothing comes close for multiplying user productivity.

Empricorn,

Compared to Microsoft, they’re… both bad.

sunbrrnslapper,

Oh, it is just a pretty terrible set of tools if you need to do anything that is semi professional (build a complex spreadsheet or a presentation you can show in public, for example).

Zoidberg,

Uh what do you mean by “complex” here? That’s what apps script is for. I have a spreadsheet that processes my gmail inbox using regular expressions. Try that in Excel.

vegantomato, in THE DAY HATH COME
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, Mao should be in the center.

vegantomato, (edited )
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

For the person that down-voted me, it is estimated that Mao was responsible for several times as many deaths as Hitler. Estimates range from 40 million all the way to 100 million people.

You don’t have to be a Nazi to point out that ~100 million people dead because of Mao is worse than ~20 million dead because of Hitler.

Unless you value Chinese lives less than the victims of Hitler, it shouldn’t be an issue to see Mao as having been more evil, even though both were very evil.

Lycerius,

Most of Mao deaths, terrible though they are, were not intentional like those of his two peers.

vegantomato, (edited )
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

To gain power of an entire country like China, Mao had to be very intelligent. Him not being informed of the consequences of his policies is highly unlikely. The consequence of claiming that he was ignorant is that it enables you to absolve him of some of his guilt. You are downplaying how bad he really was. This is not fair. Mao ruled China for 33 years and has caused more destruction in his own country than most rulers (if not all) in recorded history.

Lycerius,

I’m not absolving anything. I’m not downplaying anything. I don’t care enough to make an argument one way or another. I’m simply saying that motives should count for something when making grandiose claims about who the worst person in all history is.

FlyingSquid, in yes you too
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That is the weirdest clock I have ever seen.

boredtortoise,

Really gnomin’ right now

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Wolf Cyclops-17.

fluxion, in Cat and poop

That is still hella impressive

ArmokGoB, in Romantic gesture

nyeh heh heh

LinkOpensChest_wav, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

That site has an ad for NFTs lmao

DNOS, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …

link, in Cat and poop
@link@lemy.lol avatar

A different view for a shitpost community

Steve, in Crocodile

Hey this is at the Naples FL zoo

Also, alligator not crocodile, and the pond does in fact contain that big old boy.

OtisRamflow, (edited )

Interesting fact, there are saltwater crocodiles in southern Florida, and the keys. It’s, I believe, the only place in the world that has crocodiles, alligators, and Amazon caiman.

Bytemeister,

Salties in southern Florida? Pretty sure you are mistaken. I think the only croc in the US is the American Crocodile.

Decoy321, (edited )

My friend, you are the one who is mistaken. I have personally seen crocodiles in the Everglades. I’m from Florida and certainly know the differences between our reptilian neighbors.

Bytemeister,

I think the only croc in the US is the American Crocodile.

Decoy321,

True, there’s one species. But there are more than one of those crocs.

nobleshift, (edited )
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

They live in saltwater, so maybe I referenced them incorrectly.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile

nobleshift, (edited )
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

I live on a sailboat in South Florida and there is a salt water croc that lives about 500 yards from me in some mangroves. It’s not as large (bulk) or as long and has a narrower body than an alligator, and just LOVES to eat iguanas.

Like the iguanas, pythons, anacondas, etc etc the caimans arrived with the exotic pet trade. You could purchase a <1 foot caiman in the early 80s in Florida for under $60. Then once those mean aggressive bastards got 3-5 feet people just dumped them in the woods/swamps.

Between the American alligator, saltwater croc or caiman, Ill face the caiman last. Those fuckers are mean AF, territorial and did I mention mean?

[edit - American Croc, not one of those dinosauric African/Saltwater monsters]

Decoy321,

I can confirm this dude’s statement about caimans. I used to hang out in their neck of the woods a looong time ago when I was a teenager. A few minutes away from Key Biscayne is a little tract of federal land where an old squatter named Jimbo built himself a little shanty town in a cove. He’d sell smoked fish and if you left cash on a counter, you could grab canned beer from a nearby cooler. My friend and I would see all kinds of wildlife in the nearby trails and water, usually gators, deer, and manatees. A few times we did see caimans, and they were always the most hostile fuckers. We called them Meth Gators.

Tixanou, in I had to try it to believe it
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

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