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Stalinwolf, (edited ) in Meow
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“Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again? Whatever.”

c0mbatbag3l,
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“Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”

thecookingsenpai, in Venus by Tuesday
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Not even a shitpost

TokenBoomer,

Define “shitpost.”

derpgon,

Your mum

thecookingsenpai,
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

No.

havokdj,

Toilet humor. That’s literwlly what a shitpost is. I enjoyed seeing this post on my feed but it definitely belongs in a different community

TokenBoomer,

The sidebar says “Anything and Everything.”

havokdj,

Oh, I’m sorry, did c/lemmyshitpost coin the term “shitposting”?

/b/ is “anything and everything” too, there’s no rule against porn there, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it belongs there though does it?

TokenBoomer,

I wasn’t aware you made the rules. Now I have to rethink everything.

havokdj,

You know the rules

And SO do IIIIIII

TokenBoomer,

A FULL commitment’s what I’m thinking of.

BlueLineBae, in Just Bill-t different
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What about the bill who’s only a bill and sittin’ on capital hill?

klemptor, in Just Bill-t different

Aw, no Billy Idol :(

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited ) in Just Bill-t different
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I have no idea who some of them are…

Billy Joel

? Bill Evans (thanks gedaliyah)

? Billy the kid (thanks gedaliyah)

Bill Nye

? William James “Count” Basie (Thanks sugar_in_your_tea)

? Bill Bellchick (Thanks Assman)

Bill Clinton

Bill Gates

Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

sugar_in_your_tea,

William James “Count” Basie.

gedaliyah, (edited )
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Billy the Kid is one

Bill Evans

Bill Belichick

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah Thanks, I thought Billy the kid looked familiar but couldn’t place him.

SzethFriendOfNimi, in life hacks
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Do your hair would be the last one

THE_ANON, in His true endgame

I wouldn’t be suprised if zuck said that guy is so deraneged from real world

AFC1886VCC, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Oh squiggly line, I see you there in the periphery of my vision

HikingVet, in Too late.

Click the link and a download wants to start, which, NOPE.

ace,
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People really have no love for JPEG-XL - though to be fair that’s mainly Google’s fault at the moment.

HikingVet,

This is an unknown download, so… FUCK THAT.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in You won't listen...

It’s Gamer time!

gnutrino, in Even Oedipus feels uncomfortable rn

Oedipus tore his eyes out once he realised what he had done, it’s fair to say he would be uncomfortable with anything incesty…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Didnt tear off his dick tho. Just think about that

tias,

I’ve thought about it and concluded that I’m glad he didn’t

FlyingSquid, in Society beware
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I remember when it was a V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask. Times change, but laziness does not.

THE_ANON, in Carrot

You guys joke until the carrot rots inside and starts smelling and mealworms form and after they eat the carrot fully the mealworms starts falling on your lap.

pigup,

I was on my way to go fishing anyways so

THE_ANON,

Can’t argue with that your blersed

KnightontheSun,

“The ‘blursed’ of times???”

Rubanski,

Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up

TseseJuer,

I WAS IN THE POOL!

derpgon,

Never ending drive snack. Keep feeding the steering wheel carrots and it will keel feeding you meal worms. I say that’s a win.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Hey I once dropped an avocado in my car and discovered it a looooong time later, it was shriveled & rotten but no smell, no mold and no bugs.

LeadSeason,

How did it taste?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I dunno. Why don’t you ask the compost bin bacteria how they think it tasted.

Randelung,

Sounds like a temporary problem. Once the carrot is gone and all the worms have fallen out, problem solved!

Hjalamanger, in life hacks
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Should I check my emails while I’m taking a shower in the shower?

lugal,

No, there is a limit to multi tasking

FlyingSquid,
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If there’s no limit to monitors, there’s no limit to multitasking. And there’s no limit to monitors.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d218582-0993-4030-85c7-4be530c0db34.png

Now if only someone would develop the waterproof monitor…

IamAnonymous,

Wonder what type of graphics card they are using. My work laptop could only handle a max of 4 external monitors.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m guessing more than one. Doesn’t look like a laptop.

Beelzebob, in I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee

My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”

Darkmuch,

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

0x4E4F,
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“Sign it yourself man, there’s a pen… 😴”

0x4E4F,
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Yep, mine as well…

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