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Gradually_Adjusting, in What could have been
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I feel like jurt would have laughed at this

Guy_Fieris_Hair, in Have another meme

Fuck

dylanTheDeveloper,
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Not today thank you

originaltnavn, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

I’ve never been overseas myself, but this post sent me down a weird rabbit hole. Do I really understand correctly, that pre-made whipped cream is a thing over there? How does it even keep?

ryathal,

Cool whip is the margarine of the whipped cream world.

asterfield,

It doesn’t rot because it’s not real food

MotoAsh,

You’re not missing much. Even spray can whipped cream tastes like whipped cream, and as everyone says, coolwhip doesn’t.

It’s like shitty can frosting vs good fondant. You can just look and see you’re not getting the good stuff let alone with a tasting.

BleatingZombie,

It’s similar, but not exactly comparable with whipped cream. It’s not abnormal to hear people offer pumpkin pie with whipped cream, cool whip, or ice cream

dojan,
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I visited a friend in Massachusetts a few years ago, and we made pumkin pie. Just because I was curious, I bought cool whip.

It’s not whipped cream, nor is it really similar to it. It’s essentially made similar to how you’d make mayonnaise, but instead of being savoury/sour it’s sweet. It’s also aerated so it’s not as dense. But yeah, it’s basically aerated dessert mayonnaise.

TheOneWithTheHair,
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Freeze it, thaw it, slap it on pie. When you have enough, freeze it for the next time.

Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a colouring).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

banneryear1868,

It’s basically fat sugar and stabilizers yumm

originaltnavn,

Thanks, it’s good with a reality check from time to time :)

tetris11,
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I don’t get it, how are Americans on TV so rail thin. Don’t the fat majority get upset by that?

misophist,

I love cool whip. It’s magical! But I typically only have it two or three times a year in desserts when we have large family gatherings (every Thanksgiving and occasionally Christmas or Easter).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Not all of us are obese, and the obesity epidemic has more to do with daily overconsumption of calories from things like soda and other sugared beverages than it does with eating cool whip on your pumpkin pie once a year

surewhynotlem,

No, they worship it. It’s American Idol, not American Kinda Like.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s pretty good frozen too. Sort of like ice cream.

owatnext, in Have another meme

Only to be met by this in the afterlife.

You thought I would let you escape Flavortown so easily?

Enzy,

Homelander if he was in the food business.

dylanTheDeveloper, (edited )
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Flavourlander, Ned Flavourlander

altima_neo,
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Jagi Fieri!

PissinSelfNdriveway, in Real Love

Jesus Christ it’s not Anne Frank, stop burning it.

slackassassin,

Miss on both accounts, but solid edge.

feedum_sneedson,

I think she died of typhus

bruhduh, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
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“Restaurant in another world” anime be like

jaybone, in We were warned.

I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper

bisserkr, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.

Oh can I get some of that pie and Cool Hwhip?

umbrella,
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what did you say, Stewie?

Kidplayer_666,

Some cool hwhip

ChillPill,
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Everyone knows you can’t have pie without cool hwhip

spongebue,

That’s hweird

NegativeLookBehind, in This one's for you
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What a nice lady

WarmSoda,

We should all have friends like her.

GrammatonCleric, in Equivalent
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He died on the split shift for your sins

ininewcrow,
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The geeks shall inherit the earth

Endorkend, in Still going to wreck it...
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I'll munch that cookie all night long.

flooppoolf, in Clear your history

It’s like Memmy for iOS’s instance filters. They delete after each fucking exit

brbposting,

While this was apparently fixed a month ago

I blocked “lemmy.world”, force quit, relaunched, verified lemmy.world was still blocked… and then found lemmy.world content on All regardless. Perhaps I misunderstand something.

flooppoolf,

Then all the furry instances would simultaneously have died

Decoy321, in Beardy bois

They look like little blushing porcupines!

lowleveldata, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

I’m still burning through my massive mask stash. Actually feels like being sick much less frequently compared to life before masks.

ArugulaZ, in Still going to wreck it...
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Damn it, I hate crumbs in my bed.

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