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youCanCallMeDragon, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

occhionaut,

just double tap the vagus nerve and left temple at the same time

Steamymoomilk,

Close both eyes for 3 seconds for screenshot

hakunawazo,

Does it come with a shutter sound?

Justas, in Existentialist Spagett
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

balderdash9,

So you have chosen death…

waz, in His true endgame

Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?

I wonder what Freud would say about this.

Baines,

the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father

Gigan, in Venus by Tuesday
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Weather is too hot? It’s because of global warming.

Weather too cold? Also global warming.

I’m not denying global warming or climate change, I’m just playing Devil’s advocate to show how a climate denier might view this.

It just looks dumb when they claim that any/all evidence proves their point. Maybe it’s just cold because it’s January? December was very mild where I live and it’s supposed to be unusually warm next week. I suppose that also proves global warming?

oehm,

Thats why it’s been called climate change for decades now and not global warming.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I agree, but the tweet in the OP said warming

DeadPand,

Global warming and climate change are the same thing, not understanding that is not an excuse for ignorant arguing

Render,

Is warming not a change in climate?

SwingingTheLamp,

As a natural pedant, I have to point out that that’s not quite true. Decades ago, people talked about global warming (due to the greenhouse effect) because we feared that it would lead to major climate change.

Then, it led to major climate change. Now we talk about that. Global warming is still a thing, it’s just the effects have upstaged it as a topic.

SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why people moved away from global warming and use climate change.

Yes, overall the earth is warming but that destabilization affects the climate making summers hotter, winters colder, storms stronger etc.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I agree, but the tweet in the OP said warming

themeatbridge,

The planet is warming overall. This causes climate change as the polar ice melts. It means more extremes in temperatures and localized colder temperatures, and OP explained why. OP wasn’t wrong, and you’re being deliberately obtuse.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

smh they should have moved to global cooling, then we wouldn’t be in this situation. Next time you are upset about the temperature just know that there were rows of homes just waiting there, but nooooo you had to be equal and give climate change a try. See how that worked out don’tcha?

PrinceWith999Enemies,

If this is you playing Devil’s Advocate, then I have to voice my concern that the Devil has retained a lawyer that makes Trump’s attorneys look competent by comparison.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Charlotte Richards was a good lawyer!

spoilerAnd I wholeheartedly love anyone who gets that ❤️

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

weather is a heat engine, more heat in the air makes weather more extreme and powerful. Colds colder amd further south. hots hotter and further north, etc

just like nitrous in a car engine makes it more extreme and powerful

Its not a hard concept to grab if you dont have a cultish politically motivated “NUH UH” mindset to anything you hear that didnt come from the 3 lying fucking conmen you listen to ( general you, not you specific)

crapwittyname, (edited )

The problem with that position is that it’s anti-scientific. If someone is scientifically illiterate then their opinion doesn’t count anymore than my opinion on the supremacy of reading Tolstoy in the original Russian. I can’t read Russian so it doesn’t matter what I say. If, however, the majority of bilingual Russian/English speakers tell me that the best way to enjoy War and Peace is to learn Russian, I will believe them, even if I don’t bother taking the time to learn that language.

Sticky,

You’re getting downvoted to oblivion, but I do see and agree with your point: “Branding matters”

A significant portion of the population will not rub two brain cells together to understand the “warming -> change” connection, as reasonable as it is. Same thing with the “defund the police” slogan. Yes, when you understand the concept you can see the meaning, but for those that don’t bother to understand the concept, the “brand name” is the beginning and the end of thought applied. When the “brand name” is easily attackable, the idea is dead so far as they’re concerned.

As frustrating as it is, persuasive arguments need to also appeal to those who are persuaded by quips and jokes as well as those who are persuaded by logic and reason. Unfortunately “Global Warming”, the “old brand” is still sticking around, and still able to be joked away by many people, hence the reason for the image post in the first place.

Mango,

Don’t poke the echo chamber too hard. The mods might ban you for reasonable discussion.

TimewornTraveler,

not an echo chamber, you’re just a couple of dipshits. you really think the jury is still out on this one? go to grill

Mango,

You’re making my point for me thanks.

PunnyName, (edited )

Why play devil’s advocate? Why advocate for the devil in the first place?

Instead of trying to mask any ignorance or opinions of your own, simply share your actual opinion, and don’t try to think or speak for others, please.

Krauerking,

Yeah, still way to many people being contrarious just to help push a side they dont even believe in for the reason of… They think it’s annoying that other people care?
Truly a great use of time. /s

Truly, it might just be that they believe what they pretend to not and just want someone to confirm they are wrong because otherwise it’s such not a worthwhile position to hold unless we are all getting paid to think about it.

Perfide,

Weather is too hot? It’s because of global warming.

Weather too cold? Also global warming.

Literally yes. It’s not our fault if people are too stupid to realize weather =! climate, are too skeptical to trust the science. Regardless of whether people believe it, it’s literally the facts of the matter that global warming is the cause of these extreme weather events.

I’m really confused what your point is. Climate change deniers looking at objective facts and rejecting them because they can’t comprehend a warmer climate could cause colder weather means they are fucking stupid, not that the facts are wrong. We don’t need to play advocate for dumbassery

Maybe it’s just cold because it’s January?

January had been super mild near me, average lows in the 30s with actual average being like 50, up until this past week when the cold front came in from the north and literally overnight temps dropped to the negatives. I was closely monitoring weather radars this week, I literally watched the cold front coming in… and look at that, the cold front has finally mostly passed over me and it’s once again in the comparatively balmy 30s, and supposed to be even warmer next week. Huh, guess it’s not just because it’s January, who knew?

The whole winter has been super mild actually, besides literally this weeks cold front it’s been warmer on average than it would’ve been in early Autumn here 15ish years ago. We used to frequently get the first blizzard of the year in October, now it takes an abnormal cold front coming down from the literal arctic to even get a blizzard at all, in January! That’s fucking alarming.

psud,

The reason it goes both ways is the heat puts more energy in the weather. My country is getting rain like it was a la Niña year, in an el niño year. Air currents move and America gets snow

The climate is changing. That affects weather. Weather is chaotic, small influences can have large effects. Climate change is a large influence.

Kecessa, in Get to work, crackheads

Don’t know how there would be that much copper in there.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps you’re not the intended target audience, then.

logicbomb,

Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all.

Lev_Astov, (edited )
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all. benefits society.

FTFY

Kecessa,

Speed cameras work and make roads safer, removing them isn’t a benefit to society.

sus,

are you sure? There’s only 1 way to find out

awwwyissss,

Hey it me, ur mayor. I give u permission do it do it

JustinAngel, in Venus by Tuesday

I’m a climate idiot. Does this somehow relate to ice ages, I wonder?

kinther,
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

Ice ages typically happen due to very low insolation or the ability of solar energy to reach the surface of our planet. Insolation is a term often used when describing how much energy a solar panel can create.

Right now we have a big problem with too many greenhouse gases, which exacerbate the insolation we already have. It is heating our oceans rapidly, thus causing the break up of ice sheets in the Arctic and Antarctica. At some point the oceans won’t be able to absorb the heat we are receiving and air temperatures will begin to rise as well. Equilibrium. Hence Venus by Tuesday.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

(like how ice keeps your drink from heating up)

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Narrator: … Thus solving the problem once and for all.

Suzie: But–

Narrator: Once and for all!

psud, (edited )

We are in an ice age, you can tell because there is an ice cap at both poles.

We are in an interglacial period, which if we fixed carbon pollution today would still continue for tens of thousands of years beyond it’s expected end

There used to be a theory that this sort of weather reinforces the northern ice and glaciers and could start glaciation, but that’s not supported by modern models

starman2112, in Venus by Tuesday
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Even as the US hits record setting lows, the temperature of the planet as a whole remains above average. If it’s -20°F across the entire US, how hot must the rest of the planet be?

mob,

-20F? Where?

Rezeroed,
@Rezeroed@lemmy.world avatar

It was experienced in Colorado.

Sagifurius, (edited )

which is normal for Colorado in January. It happens every winter. 10 degrees above the normal low for mid january.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

That was hyperbole, I don’t know if it’s been -20°F across the entire country at any one time, but there was a couple years ago when we had that big freeze and Texas almost died

But also gets that low in my own city sometimes

TokenBoomer,

Texas almost died

That’s good shit right there.

Sagifurius,

Fuck you cunt.

TokenBoomer,

Calm down. It’s just words.

Sagifurius,

Die in a fire

Sagifurius,

Are you a bot or just retarded?

psud,

If this were common, it would increase the Earth’s albedo, reducing warning

numberfour002, in a story in two parts
itsnicodegallo,

I really tried with hashtags for a while, and I don’t think they work.

Vespair, in a story in two parts

Isn’t Mastodon the Twitter alternative? I never understood the appeal of Twitter so I don’t get the need for an alternative. Anytime I hear mastodon mentioned I’m confused by what the heck people could possibly be using it for

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Twitter-likes are for following creators, IMO.

itsnicodegallo,

Exactly. One uses an algorithm to suggest stuff you like based on other things you like. Say, webcomics. If you like a creator and what they post, you can follow them. Twitter will then suggest users who post similar content so you can follow them too. On Reddit/Lemmy, you’d need to find an appropriate subreddit/community. You can follow people once you stumble across them, but it’s not quite as easy to find them. Reddit will also not suggest posts and content based on your interest but instead will show you what’s highest voted by others or currently trending in general.

RisingSwell, in Let the triggering begin

Still exists in cardboard form, not entirely sure why people wouldn’t know what this is at basically any age, unless they buy no bread products?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

All the cool kids are doing keto and eating gluten free now

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Here in the UK, I don't think I've seen one of those in use for more than 20 years. Maybe it is still in use elsewhere?

Daeraxa, (edited )

I don’t think i’ve seen one. Even loaves from bakers 20 years ago were sealed using that little machine with strips of red sticky tape.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I have a clear memory from the 80s for sure where these were routinely used on pre-sliced bread loaves. I'm sure I have seen them since the 80s. But they became much rarer for certain.

SoupBrick, (edited ) in Venus by Tuesday

Y’all ready to be gouged for survival items until money becomes irrelevant?

P.S. ‘A Capitalist Apocalypse’ would be a fun title for a political comedy song.

ComradePorkRoll,

I’ll start writing that play. We won’t even have to splurge on the stage as the wasteland will provide a natural setting.

meyotch,

Tell us about the before-times again!

bstix, in Let the triggering begin

I know what it is, but I have no idea what it’s called. Like, if I had to order them from the factory, I’d probably get the wrong ones.

thesmokingman, in Meow

You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s really cool!

KpntAutismus, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

snow chains, people, snow chains!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People are lazy 🤷.

Back in the day, we didn’t have winter/summer tires, just regular (all season) ones. Everyone knew, snow falls, you put on chains and drive at 20km/h.

theangryseal,

Then how will I slide around smacking into my neighbors? I don’t have bumper cars around here.

vithigar,

Illegal on paved roads in many jurisdictions.

Good winter tires are enough in most cases.

Sterile_Technique, in Feel the bass
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

…I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.

My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.

theangryseal,

I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.

Poo poo.

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