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ieightpi, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

And as usual Xers forgotten

S_H_K,

Caise we never cry we’re in a state of constant disappointing.

necromancyr,

I disagree. Transformers:The Movie

root_beer,

Older millennials too, I don’t give a shit about Blue’s Clues. Then again, I’m dead inside, just like an older millennial

NickwithaC,
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Gen X was too busy not giving a fuck to cry about anything.

linearchaos,
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Yeah, I used to wash MASH with my parents because one house TV’s and primetime. It was ok. I watched the finale, It was ok.

I was a hell of a lot sadder when the dropped Hogans Heroes from syndication.

RememberTheApollo_, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

…and they’re still asking for tips.

Reddfugee42,

It all went downhill when they let the delivery people set the prices

…?

wellee, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

As someone who’s parents couldn’t afford shipping us halfway across the country then paying for Disneyland, i’d love to go as an adult.

Bathtubwalrus,

That doesn’t make you a weirdo, that’s pretty normal. The weird Disney adults are the ones that have been to Disney A LOT and are obsessed with it. When I lived in FL I had a coworker that would drive like 2 hrs each way to go to Disney multiple times a week! She wasted all her money on Disney shit, and it was 50% of anything she talked about. Her husband even got a job there so they could be “more involved”. Those are the weirdos.

JamesStallion, in lasagna cat

Is this the only good Garfield comic?

chtk,
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I think that’s still 07/27/1978.

emptiestplace,

Yes :(

theImpudentOne, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

I saw Home Alone on TV during Christmas and the cheese pizza Kevin orders from Little Nero’s was $12 or $13. I’m impressed and grateful that I can still get a pizza for that price sometimes like 35 years later. Cheaper if I go to Caesars and pick up

Misconduct,

Their crazy bread is like crack to me I stg

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s still a better price for what you are getting, but somehow a large Little Caesars pizza is only as filling as like three or four slices from anywhere else. I can easily finish it in one sitting. But you can’t complain about $5.55 for a whole pizza. And the “Hot-N-Ready!” signs have been making me giggle for 20 years.

moody, in recycling beauty trends

Is there anybody, literally anybody, who thinks lips like that look attractive? She looks like she’s been punched in the mouth one too many times.

stochasticity, (edited )

There’s a lemmy community dedicated to it

Edit: found it: lemmynsfw.com/c/bimboliplovers

zanyllama52,
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Maybe (assuming this is real) this is the look she always wanted. Who knows?

stoy,

Probably those who get them…

Gebruikersnaam,
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I mean, I like them and also want to get them one day. So n is at least 1. In the end you should do body mods because you like them, not because others do…

Noodle07,

Body modding is lame, i want horns damn it

0ops,

And thus, ska was born

ArcaneSlime,

Like subdermal horn implants?

Noodle07,

No, I want actual horns that look like horns

JimboDHimbo, in Went dark because capitalism

I’m over 30 and can still read this, but I have an advantage since most of the terms originated in AAVE (excluding baka; I can thank being a teenaged weeb for that). I’m guessing gen x and any of the boomers left alive would be having translation issues.

Maalus,

Well, joke’s on you, since it’s “sussy baka”, not a regular “baka”

Death_Equity,

Same boat but baka alluded me, despite enjoying mainstream anime. I could not make the connection with the rest of the zoomer jive.

Hikermick, (edited )

Lost me at bussin’. What’s he got against public transportation?

kittenzrulz123, in lasagna cat

Based Garfield

flambonkscious,

He knows, for sure

Imgonnatrythis, in Ewwwwwwwww

Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.

TxzK,

I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost

TseseJuer,

put the needle down you fucking junkie

Godric,

🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲

kittenzrulz123,

Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

pimento64,

I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be

Sidhean,

Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter

notasandwich1948,

if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.

grte, (edited ) in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

Those fried eggs were premade and came from a case in the freezer. 100%.

rockSlayer,

Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

Che_Donkey,
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Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

wreckedcarzz,
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So that’s the “green eggs and ham” I’ve been hearing about

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

yup…doesn’t take much time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus… fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough…

MacNCheezus,
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ininewcrow,
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Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

-1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

9point6,

Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It’s just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

wreckedcarzz,
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Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

CaptainSpaceman, in Went dark because capitalism

Baka is the only part im stumped on

jesterkun,

It’s Japanese for idiot

CaptainSpaceman,

Oh damn, I actually knew that I just thought it was urban slang not a foreign word lol

Thanks fam, fr fr no cap

Bye, in Went dark because capitalism

Translate to gen x / millennial please

21Cabbage,

Same line as the movie just translated to Instagram speak

Kit, (edited )

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.

A more literal translation would be “Wait, you think darkness is really cool? You actually just leaned into (or stole) the darkness, you idiot. I’m serious. Not to brag, but I feel the darkness strongly, no lie.”

STRIKINGdebate2, in Be mindful of allergies lads
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Lads. It’s a fucking shit post. I’m not advertising m&ms to y’all.

Sidhean,

The wild part is that you (unintentionally) are! Ironic adverts ate still adverts.

Like, I still laughed. Funny haha meme. Still acts as an ad, though

rustyricotta, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Let’s get this out onto a tray.

brewdtype,

Nice

MaxVoltage,
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No hiss

andrew, in ...did everyone get this?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

From now until then you’re invincible.

WarmSoda,

I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

tryitout,

You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

WarmSoda,

Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

Dammit

FlyingSquid,
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The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

WarmSoda,

That’s horrible. Thank you

bobs_monkey,

And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
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