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jopepa, in Rat snacks

That plague was like 600 years ago and rats still can’t get food service jobs in France?

nightofmichelinstars,

Here in the US they are our leaders

abbotsbury, in Also, the doors actually open.
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mvirts, in Air quality in there isn't too good

No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don’t know much more than that.

CADmonkey,

I used to have to poke around in manholes. Not all of them have the name of the city on them, and not all of them go to a sewer. Some of them have cables in them.

The one pictured does look like a municipal manhole cover instead of one belonging to AT&T or another communications company, just because of the design on it.

Pyr_Pressure,

I was under the impression that the grates which don’t have a city name are older from a time before people realized that they can be stolen and sold for the value of the scrap metal.

Then municipalities started to stamp their name on it and metal recyclers couldn’t take them anymore unless you took it to a shady recycler so the value dropped.

No idea how true that is though.

banneryear1868,

That was one thing I could never do when I was an “urban explorer” (fancy term for trespassing in to municipal water infrastructure), manholes always freaked me out so much my friends couldn’t even peer pressure me.

CADmonkey,

That’s for the best. You can 100% fall over dead before you know what’s happening in an unventilated manhole.

peyotecosmico,

If you are a Turtle that practices martial arts

De_Narm, in You can only pick one

Some are great. Take the Chrome one: Go to wikipedia and know something about pretty much everything. A lot of knowledge is useful even if you don’t properly understand everything.

Youtube is a lesser version of Chrome.

What’sApp entirely depends on how easily gullible rich people would give you money. You could probably just sell those information too.

Netflix and Amazon could yield some nice money.

Spotify would massively decrease the barrier of learning new instruments if you’re into that. But many of the benefits can be achieved by scrolling through notes/lyrics with the Chrome benefit.

nul9o9,

Reading technical documentation on Chrome would make you an incredible subject matter expert. At the very least, you’d be able to get degrees and certifications pretty easily.

MimicJar,
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Chrome + Wikipedia was my plan. Plus “website” is so vague I could also read millions of books. Grab a spot on a show like Jeopardy and become the new chanp.

betterdeadthanreddit, in Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine

This was simplified to “You are what you eat” as part of the agreement reached at the Council of Constance to reunify the church after the Western Schism of 1378.

worldofbirths,
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For Christmas, all I want is an illustration of the Eucharist before/after.

ininewcrow,
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This decision was acclaimed at the Diet of Worms in 1521

alienzx, in Happy Same Year!

I thought 2020 never ended. Why 2019?

takeda,

Out of curiosity, what will need to happen that will cause 2020 to end?

match,
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capitalism

takeda,

Did not exist in 2019, got it

rockSlayer,

Same way 2008 ended: roughly 10 years later

CertifiedBlackGuy,

All political feeds to go back to being boring

Paddzr,

Covid started in late 2019. I’m 100% sure we had covid in December, I remember being sick woth same symptoms as COVID and it was the worst.

tomi000, (edited )

Didnt reach the masses yet though. Why would 2020 be considered 2019 2? They were probably the most different subsequent years in modern times.

Thorry84, in If only it was like that

Not to defend Fahrenheit, it’s a nonsense scale, however: As with most subjective scales the entire scale can be split into good and not good. The top part is good and the bottom part is not good. The middle of the top part is seen as average good.

So around 75 degrees would be perfect, which is close enough for something as subjective as temperature.

This is why in things like movie or game reviews a 7/10 is seen as average. Like it’s good, in the good part, but right in the middle not anything special. A 5/10 or lower is seen as not good, not worth seeing, not worth your time etc. This works for reviews, grades, person attractiveness rating etc.

Norgur,

Yet, Temperature is not a nonlinear star-rating by IGN, is it?

Crozekiel,

Can you prove that?

Thorry84,

Are you saying global warming is actually caused by the bias of IGN reviewers?

Norgur,

The flooding of Amsterdam was really epic, 10/10 IGN

doggle,

Why not? Most people only meaningfully engage with temperature scales when checking weather forecasts. It’s all pretty subjective.

If course there’s a need for Celsius or Kelvin in scientific applications, but that’s not for the overwhelming majority of people.

psud,

but that’s not for the overwhelming majority of people.

Surely you’re aware that the overwhelming majority of people do not live in the US. Nearly everyone is fine with Celcius. Billions of people, as opposed to a few hundred million that have been socialised to using the other scale

jenny_ball,
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i appreciate your level headed analysis

GBU_28, (edited )

75 perfect?

Well at least you have the right attitude the way our climate is headed

loopedcandle, in Merry Christmas

This is too real to be a “shit post”

morrowind, in Couldn't remember Caillou's name.
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I tried this on a bunch of search engines out of curiosity. Kagi is the only one that worked. The rest just gave me porn

weeabooextract,

Not related, but I like your username sera.

usualsuspect191,

Did you use “whose” or “who is”?

morrowind,
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“whose” exactly like OP

DeaLikesTrains, in Snap crackle pop

Or have the fart bubble crawl into your vag where it will turn into another fart. Fartception.

doingthestuff,

Girls aren’t real so this is fiction.

Thteven,
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Stamets,
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Queef^2^

MxM111, in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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Do young people not using phone numbers for this today??? Those pre-date e-mails for many, many years…

rambaroo,

For real this just makes the 23 year old seem inept. I don’t get this meme

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s just funny because people who prefer to communicate through email seem more geriatric than people who prefer to communicate by phone

jubilationtcornpone,

The communication dynamics of kids are weird. Weirder than I remember anyway. My teenager knows other kids who literally will not talk to you if you’re not on Snapchat or Instagram. For whatever reason they simply refuse to text.

My kid spends an absurd amount of time taking pictures of half her face to send snaps with.

I think if you don’t want to text or call me, then you don’t want to talk to me that bad.

LemmysMum,

Communication has become reactive instead of proactive.

CoolBeance,
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Holy shit you’re right. I feel like I just grew a brain cell

jubilationtcornpone,

I’ve never heard it put that way before but I think you might be on to something.

stebo02,
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what exactly do you mean by that? isn’t communication always about reacting to each other?

DagonPie,
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Ive chatted with people before who exclusively talked on snapchat even after getting their number. Its strange to me. Ive since deleted snapchat and have texted a couple of these people with no response. Im getting too old.

Shadywack, in Hits me right in the feels
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Just be born rich, and use Daddy’s money to start a business. It’s so easy, anyone can do it.

Son_of_dad,

Vince McMahon bought the business, with the business’s own money, that’s how you grift!

KpntAutismus,

“just stop being poor”

FlyingSquid,
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Pull yourself up by your designer bootstraps!

Pavidus, in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point

We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.

The school was bulldozed.

Kiwi_Girl,
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They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.

rmuk,

It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.

i_stole_ur_taco, in What happens now?

They’re going to start removing quality items from your cloud save games!

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut,
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Nooo not my golden pumpkins

smeg,

Too late, you’ll log in tomorrow and see GabeN’s little sprite hauling them down to Joja

CarbonIceDragon, in Ooooo lights
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To be fair on the deer, no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted to understanding objects moving that fast

Viking_Hippie,

no natural predator is going to be chasing them at that kind of speed, so their instincts have no reason to be adapted

Nonsense. Deer, including wild deer, live in parts of the world where that threat exists.

Adaptation being beneficial for survival is about what IS, not only what’s natural. As far as reasons go, survival is kind of a big one for “instincts to be adapted”.

CarbonIceDragon,
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Sure, but evolution takes a long time and cars have been a common enough threat to potentially cause selection pressure for what, a century or so maybe?

herrvogel,

Nah dude, that don’t make no sense. Do animals only ever run from predators? Do they not have an instinct to avoid colliding with objects? Do they simply let 2 tons of steel smash into them just because it doesn’t look like anything they know that would want to eat them?

humorlessrepost,

Same for primates but we still jump out of the way. Stupid fuckin artiodactyla.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Maybe, but freeze is one of the reactions along with fight and flight.

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