AnAngryAlpaca, (edited )

Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

hakunawazo, (edited )

And both problems are connected to the jeep?

Nutteman,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

4 German shepards for having sex with (i am a white woman from the American south)

Kraivo, (edited )

At least someone gets fucked before getting fucked

SuperSaiyanSwag,

I was going to say 4 German shepherds for more innocent reasons, but now my answer would be overshadowed be yours

grue,

LOL, imagine thinking a motorcycle or jeep would do you any damn good (especially after the gas you can siphon from abandoned cars has gone bad), when what you really need is a bicycle. Bikepackers and touring cyclists will be the kings of the apocalypse.

Ookami38,

Assuming best case scenario (a new jeep is shat into my driveway with a full tank of gas) I think the jeep is a MASSIVE boon. It increases movement ability and hauling capacity, and can be used to clear many obstacles you’d otherwise have to go around. Is its life finite? Yes, but it’ll give you that leg up at the start of the situation that may very well set you up for success long term.

grue,

and can be used to clear many obstacles you’d otherwise have to go around.

I’m having trouble imagining any obstacle a Jeep could clear that a mountain bike couldn’t, but no trouble at all imagining the opposite.

Ookami38,

Anything blocking paths. Can’t move broken vehicles, downed trees, etc with a bike. Sure a bike can go around, but with a jeep, I can go through, and have space to haul a bike back.

youstolemyname,

The Jeep will break down before running out of gas anyways

Cypher,

There are diesel Kawasaki KLR motorcycles that will run on literally anything, not that they’re very fast but they would at least preserve your stamina for when you need it.

They’re also extremely robust and simple to repair.

ouRKaoS,

I’d still say the Jeep is better shelter than the tent, though not as portable.

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  • Shiggles,

    The earlier in the apocalypse, the more panicking humans running around, so you’re absolutely correct there. Unfortunately, depending on where you live and how early you realize what’s happening, the roads might be utterly jammed with no hope of getting away from population centers. The bike would be less of a tank, but you’ll almost certainly make it farther - but is that any good? Unless you’re confident in your ability to go full bear grylls, it might be best to just hunker down and make as little noise as possible for that initial pandemonium.

    I’d probably stay clear of basically anywhere that you’d wanna go in an apocalypse for those 72 hours, because everybody else has the same idea. Find somewhere with a second story, block or preferably destroy the staircase, and stay as quiet as possible while scavenging what you can.

    tias,

    I’m entering the nearest sports store and stealing hockey gear

    PowerGloveSoBad,

    Good luck, Casey

    barttier,
    @barttier@feddit.de avatar
    1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
    2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
    Valmond,

    2 picks gang!

    Machete & motorbike.

    Shiggles,

    Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

    blahsay,

    The only correct answer here is:

    • Jeep (mobility, storage and sleeping). Also height for scouting/shooting
    • Machete - very useful for close combat and as a survival tool if you know how
    • Ak47 (assuming ammo also provided). Excellent weapon, great range, stopping power and reliability, decent accuracy.
    • Night vision - if you’ve used these you know they provide an immense tactical advantage and can act as a flashlight too.

    All the rest are superfluous or easily buildable by yourself (eg water filter)

    Kecessa,

    After 500km the Jeep is useless for mobility

    blahsay,

    Siphon petrol. Any tube will work for instance the wiper tube

    Kecessa, (edited )

    Ok then, six months max if you always manage to find gas (you’re not the only one around siphoning it)

    blahsay,

    Why? There’s effectively infinite cars and gas tanks are sealed.

    I think an ev/solar setup would be better though. Use the jeep to find a house with solar and a battery then all you need is an ev and you’re laughing

    Kecessa,

    Gas doesn’t keep, it turns to varnish, that’s why starting a weed eater after winter is a pain, the carb is clogged from old gas turning to schmoo

    Ookami38,

    Nothing lasts forever. The utility you get short term from having transportation able to haul more than just yourself is IMMENSE for getting established.

    GBU_28,

    If you are in a highly populated area, without a support group, a 500km drive may be just the ticket to get to a safer location.

    You may also be shot up driving around, but we don’t know the details

    lightnsfw,

    Why not just take the vehicle you’re siphoning from then if they’re available?

    Ookami38,

    For as much shit as they get, jeeps are designed to be more rugged than most cars. Probably trade it on once you find an actually rugged vehicle, but it’ll be a better choice than most cars you’d find, i imagine.

    GiddyGap,

    The only item here that will be remotely useful longterm is the machete. All the other items will run out of gas, ammo, and battery quickly.

    MycoBro,

    An axe is more useful than a machete.

    GiddyGap,

    Sure. But they didn’t pick an axe, they picked a machete.

    Zozano, (edited )
    @Zozano@aussie.zone avatar

    Depends where you live. A lot of this stuff can be acquired afterwards.

    As an Aussie, firearms are very hard to come across. Also, I’ve never fired a gun before, so I would pick the shotgun because I know my terrible aim would be mitigated somewhat.

    Water purifier. Duh.

    Fire axe. Utility + weapon.

    Tent. I live close to nature, so my game plan is to stock up on nonperishables and go camp for as long as I can, and hope that the zombies have thinned out by the time I need to start scavaging

    aidan,

    Bad luck, the shotgun is full of slugs :/

    Zozano,
    @Zozano@aussie.zone avatar

    Damn, snails would have been better, since they have shells

    scytale,

    Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking

    Water purifier - no explanation needed

    Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight

    Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly

    lunarul,

    Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?

    Ookami38,

    Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.

    dual_sport_dork,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?

    Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.

    Ookami38,

    You lose it all except 3 items. But you do get the dog.

    justlookingfordragon,
    @justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

    Machete, Water Purifier (provided it does not need electricity to work), German Shepherd and the tent. If the water purifier requires electricity, I’d opt for the body armor.

    Stuff that requires fuel, electricity or ammo will become obsolete after a certain amount of time, so the flashlight, crossbow, motorcycle, chainsaw etc. only have limited use and become dead weight eventually. The first aid kit might help with “regular” injuries, but is likely useless against zombie bites getting infected with whatever virus is responsible for their mutation. The respirator mask is only useful if there’s something dangerous in the air, and will only stay useful until the filter gets too dirty / too old and needs to be replaced.

    Ookami38,

    The reality is that every item is finite if you can’t maintain it. Some are naturally longer lived than others (machete, fireaxe) but require sharpening and will eventually break. The better metric is what kind of utility it provides during its life, with a second metric for how easy it is to maintain. Something like the Jeep may only get you a week of functional time, but it’s going to allow you to set up so much easier.

    Glemek,

    Crossbow, respirator, fire axe, water purifier.

    Crossbow can reuse ammunition as long as you can find your bolts, and improvising shitty bolts is simpler than anyvother ranged weapon.

    If zombie plague is airborne, full mask respirator is gonna be essential.

    Fire axe is a decent survival and breaching tool, not really considering it a weapon.

    Water purifier essential so you don’t die of dysentery, or if the zombie plague is waterborne.

    GBU_28,

    If it’s airborne you’re toast, you gotta remove it eventually

    Glemek,

    It being airborne doesn’t mean its in all air everywhere all the time.

    GBU_28,

    Right but you don’t know the patterns, incredibly variable. Taking the mask to win on that condition is a total dice roll

    Glemek,

    Its a contingency, but if you need it, you really need it. I think I’d otherwise be fine with the other 3. My next choices are probably tent, body armor, first aid kit, flashlight, then NVGs.

    A tent would be useful, but tents are super common, I can probably loot one from somewhere. My current neck of the woods it wouldn’t really be necessary though.

    Body armor might help if I get surprised by one or two zombies and let me get away, but I reeeeally don’t want to be in melee with zombies. Even with body armor that could easily be a loss, especially if its not just one or two.

    First aid kit is useful, but unless a tourniquet can prevent zombification, its mostly gonna be for mundane stuff, blisters, scrapes, strains, and sprains. They are also commonly available and should be lootable. If not, most of its contents are probably improvise-able.

    Flashlight, genuinely useful but probably lootable, reliant on electricity, probably draws unwanted attention.

    NVGs, are cool and probably slightly useful. Going on the offensive against either zombies or other survivors is not in my game plan, I guess they could help hunt.

    All these seem to be somewhat limited in their utility. Whereas the respirator is either vital, or a light encumberance.

    Colorcodedresistor,

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  • 0x4E4F, (edited )

    I was thinking about the german shephard… regardless if it’s trained or not, it’s a liability, it might become a zombie too.

    And I chose the AK-47 because I thought it came with at least 1 round of ammo 🤷.

    Ookami38,

    I like the idea of everything is best-case. So a trained pup, a loaded gun with couple of boxes of spare ammo, a new jeep with a full tank, etc.

    Risk,

    I’d swap the flashlight for the body armour - easier to find a flashlight out and about.

    Demuniac,

    I’d argue you might need a flashlight to find a flashlight but most homes will at least have a small version that will suffice

    problematicPanther,
    @problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

    Modern jeeps require regular part swaps every few weeks

    beerclue,

    Project Zomboid players be like: where’s the crowbar?

    But if I had to choose, the body armor, machete, fire axe, and the mighty katana.

    PS: in my current PZ playthrough, 3 months and 5k kills in, and just found my very first katana. (lowest loot setting, highest zombie pop).

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Yeah I’ll just take:

    Fire axe, fire axe, duffel bag, lock pick

    Adalast,

    I thought the fire axe was a lock pick?

    Lepsea,

    Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

    I can’t really blame them because they didn’t give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

    Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call “the basement”

    Ookami38,

    Man, the katana would be a great pick if there wasn’t two better melee options that’ll outlast the katana and offer more utility.

    reeen,

    I considered the katana since they’re great for cutting exposed areas but honestly I’d rather just sharpen a long stick

    RealFknNito,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    If we’re going on “brain damage to kill” rules you’re going to need to clean sweep their head off or find a way to the brain. As cool as it is, that’s a big ask for something designed for one swift body shot. I’d look for the spear since it’s the most effective peasant weapon and be real, we’re all about peasant skilled.

    Fabrik872,

    So many questions like is the bullets in the gun and gasoline in jeep and batteries in flashlight? Also if yes are there any sources for more consumables?

    Evotech,

    I mean it’s irl so whatever you think you can get

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