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chuckleslord, in SIMP club

As good Vorin men, they leave the reading to the women while they play with swords.

thisisbutaname, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Took me more than 30 years, but I’ve finally realized that dancing fun and it doesn’t matter is you look like a fool.

Plus you never know what could happen on the dance floor wink wink

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Like get those hip pains from over exerting? I get that now in my 40s from dancing.

RememberTheApollo_, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

If you can find one.

barsoap, (edited ) in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

We had a visit from a time traveller and hoped that he’d tell us what lorica segmentata was actually called but it happens to be a state secret.

XTornado, in Me after Christmas dinner

Tbh that’s me all year, but I guess the rest of the year is always after Christmas, of previous year but still after Christmas.

slumlordthanatos, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Just slam some tequila. Then you won’t care if you look like Elaine while you’re dancing.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Wait! You’ve seen her dance?

Damage, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

That’s why I love Star Trek. I never have trouble understanding dialogue.

Holyhandgrenade,
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Older TV shows generally have a more even audio mix, because they were mixed for clear dialogue on TV speakers. Nowadays even TV shows have movie theater mixes, despite the fact that no one will ever see these shows in the cinema. I think TV execs just assume way more people have a Dolby Atmos system in their living room than they do in reality. It’s pretty stupid.

betterdeadthanreddit, in Me after Christmas dinner

I see somebody left the frictionless vacuum door open again.

sbv, in Reality check!

maybe it’s my screen, but the paper looks kind of yellow around those tears

Sotuanduso,

Or brown. Did the Human Torch do this?

RandomStickman,
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Probably the paper being translucent from being wet and the background coming though lol

CbtB, in Millennials in another 20 years

The oldest millennials were born in 81. Most didn’t have Internet access when they were 12. Also they would be 63 in twenty years and still mentally sharp.

XTornado, in Me after Christmas dinner

Hey!!! Where did you get that picture of me!??!? Take it down!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in 502 Bad Gateway

Needs more cow-print.

Aggravationstation,

I’ve got a fever… and the only cure… is late 90s cow print computers

RIP_Cheems, in Lazy bastards
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly you’ve never heard of cats standing up.

Kase,

I need evidence. And definitely not just so I can enjoy it.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

a.lemmy.world/lemmy.world/c/catsstandingup

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The url might not working, but it’s a community dedicated purely to cats standing up.

Bandicoot_Academic,

!catsstandingup for anyone not on lemmy.world

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you

Lemminary, in Motivation that all need

Sir, if the horse head is any indication, that’s an incentive to crawl for my gay ass.

Pratai, in The current state of Twitch

Yeah, they should rebrand as ’Simp Central’

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Simp Central, eh?”

https://i.imgur.com/lnyAqsQ.jpeg

Pratai,

Simptral.

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