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kometes, in SIMP club
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Is there going to be a medieval future?

germtm_, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

me trying to hear dialogue in Half-Life mods with shit audio mixing, while guns are super loud.

Stamets, (edited )
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Oh god yeah. Some early video games are fucking horrendous for this. Thank GOD that it’s almost essentially now to have sliders for individual tracks. Always end up lowering the music to 75, the sound effects to 85-90 and the dialogue stays at 100.

fogstormberry,

same, but like 100-50-20 for voice-sfx-music

troydowling,

I have a surprising number of games which I play with BGM at 1%. That is nuts! Why should any game be designed roughly 100x too loud!?

If memory serves, Age of Empires 3 DE is this way last I tried to play and chat on Discord. Earth Defence Force 4, and all of the new Counter Strikes are similar. It’s a war on eardrums!

EmoDuck, in 502 Bad Gateway

Common misconception, it’s actually called Bad Gateway because Gateway has historically been a spa town

synapse1278, (edited )
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Routeur-les-bains

Delphia, in If you ever feel useless

The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.

If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you’re rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.

The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

So you’re saying their job is to protect Mamoa from the law and others from him.

Delphia,

No.

If a crazy fan rushes him for a hug, you dont know if they have a knife. It sounds outlandish but Monica Seles was stabbed by a deranged fan of her rival in 1992 in the middle of a tennis match. Nutcases happen. So he pushes them away, no harder than you or I would if some rando rushes us for a hug. They trip, fall and “hurt their back”.

Now he has an assault allegation on a woman a foot and a half shorter than him who just wanted to get a photo with him and he looks like an enormous asshole. Now that charge wont go anywhere in court because its essentially baseless, but a civil judgement over wether or not he is responsible for her injury is another story.

TheActualDevil,

Also sure, Mamoa is a big guy and fit, but he’s an actor, right? Not a fighter?

It’s kind of like how Nick Offerman said in an interview once. Everyone sees him as this manly man because of the roles he plays and because he wood-works. But he’s from a real “country” family. A rural farming community where everyone was self-sufficient and real “manly” men type. He’s the one who wanted to be an actor who never has to work with his hands again.

What I’m saying is those men have jobs where they protect people from physical violence with physical violence. Jason Mamoa pretends to hit people on camera.

Drusas,

Apparently he practices Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I don't know how good he is, but yes, he apparently is a fighter as well as an actor.

rckclmbr,

Lol right, every time I see all these macho guys on camera and in the press, I remember the kids in drama club in highschool. These are those kids grown up

MacNCheezus,
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Yeah IDK about that, I don’t think you can act a fake fight convincingly without having at least some actual skill. The moves they use are always derived from actual martial arts, the only difference is that your partner knows ahead of time what’s going to happen and how to react, and you don’t hit them to hurt. But I’m pretty sure you could figure that part out pretty easily if push comes to shove.

As long as he’s fighting an untrained opponent who’s shorter than him, my money would be on Mamoa. And even if he’s trained I’d still bet on him unless we’re talking about one of the Gracie’s.

funkless_eck, (edited )

I’ve taken H2H, rapier, short sword and shield, sword and dagger and a few other stage combat classes in both UK and US — and then in production you usually just get “any old sword” (usually a heavy one, as Tybalt in R&J they gave me this really fancy grip with a finger hole for my index, but it made supranative positions difficult)

You’re right in that they are based on real combat — you learn fencing footwork and guards, but also you’re learning a mix of slight of hand (how to “knap” - fake the sound of hitting /being hit while reacting like its real), and safety instructions. As someone who came from ballroom to jazz/modern dance to acting, it’s more like dance, especially freeform contact improv dance, than it is like actual fighting.

I imagine in real fights-to-the-death there’s a lot less concern about safety, distancing and the lines your body draws in movement, and more about hurting the other fellow as efficiently as possible.

FlyingSquid,
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I wouldn’t even use the word improv. Movie fight scenes are heavily choreographed and usually only one hit is shot at a time anyway.

funkless_eck, (edited )

to clarify, I meant it looks and feels like contact improv (the so-named discipline of dance, not to be confused with improv comedy etc) not that it was improvised.

FlyingSquid,
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Ah, gotcha. Thanks.

qtw,

Can’t Mamoa just get a regular liability insurance for such cases?

madcaesar,

Probably, but why? For the same price he can someone else deal with all the bullshit.

Part of being rich is not dealing with all the bullshit.

qtw,

My liability insurance costs like 3€ a month. Far less than a security guard. Are liability insurances that much more expensive in the US?

KevonLooney,

Do you think an insurance company would charge you the same as a celebrity? You sit around the house where a Cheeto in the windpipe is the most dangerous thing you encounter.

saltnotsugar, in 502 Bad Gateway

“Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“

(Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.

wreckedcarzz,
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grabs power cord “au contraire, it is only I that will do the talking”

yanks

possiblylinux127,

Reverse proxies be like that.

DontRedditMyLemmy, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Okay, but at Costco these are the way

RIP_Cheems, in How's this plan progressing?
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Is this sponsored by the British or conservatives? I’m getting mixed signals here.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

No its sponsored by chainsaw murderers /s

possiblylinux127,

No need for /s

Engywuck, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Can relate. I vehemently hate dancing, to the point I can get upset even if someone just suggests it to me.

dustyData,

You should pick up dancing…

Engywuck,

GFTO, lol

chemicalwonka, in How's this plan progressing?
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The State will need many blades

possiblylinux127,

blade noises

Daft_ish, (edited ) in The current state of Twitch

It’s been a long time since I’ve actually watched Twitch and I actually thought it was a really cool idea to start with. Back then I got pulled in from following competitive StarCraft. By the time I got there SC2 was on the decline but LoL was taking off. I liked watching the big LoL competitions but spent most my time watching competitive StarCraft II. Shout out to Incontrol, RIP, his casts got me into it and if there was still quality content I could see myself following again.

Eventually though you would just start following the trending streams. After every big release there would be new streamers popping off and it was fun to watch. Slowly the bots got more and more obnoxious and you realized the trending shit was bought and paid for. Then, a site where LoL streams was the central draw, camgirls started showing up. They created the IRL channel and influencers took control.

In a world where competitive gaming was taken seriously by the viewers and game studios fully supported the competive community twitch might have turned out different. For now, I think about how to get that OG twitch feeling back.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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SC2 was what first brought me in too! I had never cared about esports or watching streams prior to that. Incontrol, Day9, Husky, and all the competitive stuff.

fastandcurious, in Besides, I didn't get any

So fucking true, a lot people take so much pride in not getting enough sleep it is scary, and then they actually start judging if you sleep more than 6 hours

scottyjoe9,

I lean into it. “Oh you only slept for 20 mins? I feel great, I got a full 8 hours. I don’t even drink caffeine because I sleep so well”.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

You drink coffee because you feel tired without it.

I drink coffee because I love the taste.

We are not the same.

plantedworld, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

One time I went in with the intent to buy some big stuff. Ended up changing my mind but I needed gloves… So I had one of these but just a pair of gloves sitting on it lol

OutlierBlue, in Me after Christmas dinner

That thing’s not a chicken! It’s a chonkin

Dabundis, in *Cries in Debt*

I work at a consulting firm that has the college I went to as a client. I get to bill their asses

SpongyAneurism,

So the money you use to pay off your student’s debts is used to provide your income, which you can use to pay off student’s debt…

It’ the ciiiircle of life!

Buddahriffic,

The loan is used to pay the school. The debt is to some other party. Unless schools have been getting into the student loan racket, too.

ChildOfTama, in It's not enough to win; they all must lose.

“See this thing that happens in a capitalist society? It’s actually communism!” -Baby Brain

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