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FrankTheHealer, in something to look forward to?

This has ‘back in my day’ energy.

Prunebutt, in My brain will forever be broken in this way

We’ve passed the "Marty McFly came to this year date for existential dread and it was hilarious. Can’t wait for the year when we’re as far from the release of Austin Powers as the movie was from the wild 60s.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Oh man, that’s going to be a weird milestone.

Maybe then we need a movie about a 90s spy trying to adjust to the late 2020s/early 2030s.

Prunebutt,

My guess this would be too depressing. Imahine going back to a world before 9/11, 2008, Trump, all that late-stage-capitalism and internet-fascists.

Not telling you about the good old times, it’s just: It’s been fucked up, y’all.

alekwithak,

You know, I would watch an Austin Powers 4 where he is thawed out in the present, is caught up with current affairs, and then can’t cope. He just spends the rest of the movie depressed. Maybe he even kills himself. It wouldn’t be funny but I would watch it.

YonkoBuggy,

Legendary nickname.

state_electrician,

The first movie came out in 1997 and was set 30 years after he was frozen in 1967. So your scenario would be true in 4 years.

Prunebutt,

Thanks for checking wikipedia when I was too lazy to do so. ;)

samus12345, in It's not fair
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The social construct that a certain way of dressing is “masculine” or “feminine” is stupid.

Toto, in Population of USA in units of Canada

Americans won’t understand this because our population is measured in metric

sirxdaemon,
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

I like how because it’s units of Canadas, it’s an even 10 parts.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I didn’t catch that at first. Makes it even better!

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

deca-canuck

xusontha, in The night everyone has been waiting for
FlyingSquid, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even understand the point of webp. Why do we need to make pngs and jpegs smaller? Who has internet that can’t handle those files most of the time? It’s not like people are posting 500 mb images.

Apollo,
matrixrunner,
@matrixrunner@lemmy.world avatar

Cell connectivity.

A physical internet connection doesn’t have many issues as at all with bulkier formats, but cell networks – especially legacy hardware that is yet to be upgraded – will have more issues sending as much data (i.e. more transmission errors to be corrected and thereby use up more energy, whereas the power cost of transmission error correction for cabled networks is negligible).

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Even when I have one bar, as long as I have a connection, I won’t have a problem with a 50k png. A screenshot on my 27" monitor is less than that. And the legacy hardware was designed with pngs and jpegs in mind because they didn’t have webp at the time. So that really doesn’t make sense to me.

FooBarrington,

It’s less about individual small screenshots (PNGs for example are pretty large with real photographs, which can take minutes to load with a bad connection) and more about multiple images on one site. User retention is strongly affected by things like latency and loading speed. The best way to improve these metrics is to reduce network traffic. Images are usually the biggest part of a page load.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not about the bandwidth and ability when you’re reducing file size. It’s the aggregate of doing so when the site has a large number of those files, multiplied by the number of times the files get pulled from a server.

It’s conserving size for the provider. Most commercial servers have metering.

xeekei,

But maybe 500 people are posting 1 MB images? These concepts ain’t hard, mate.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If your web page has 1 mb jpegs, sure, you need webp. Because you don’t know how to add appropriately-sized images.

Again, a jpeg of png of a 27" monitor screenshot is like 50kb.

xeekei,

Please extrapolate a bit. I used the numbers to make it easy for you. Let’s try again.

10 000 people posting 50 KB images. And we are right back where we started. Webp is objectively better than old JPEG.

Also, “a jpeg of(‘or’?) a png of a 27” monitor screenshot" makes no sense. Jpegs and pngs are not the same filesize for the same image, and the diagonal dimension of a monitor is irrelevant. Are we talking 1080p, 1440p, or 2160p?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not how Macs work.

steventhedev,

Large companies that serve a ton of content. CDNs, image hosts, Google, Facebook, etc. 1% of their traffic adds up to a lot.

Also people in limited bandwidth situations - satellite links, Antarctica, developing countries, airplanes, etc.

Finally, embedded systems. The esp32 for example has 520kb of ram.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Neither do I. I’ve heard so much from so many people about it being a ‘better’ extension in all these ways but I mean… it just comes off like audiophile-style conversations about how this specific record player with x speaker set allows for the warmth better than this other set that costs the same amount of money. That amount being your blood, various organs, and the life energies of everything in a 50 mile radius.

How is it better when no one fucking supports it?!

Setarkus,

Um, not to be nosy, but, how did you get from money to flesh, blood and life energies?

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Where I’m from, a frigid corner of the 9th circle of hell, both the United States Dollar and Tears of the Innocent are used interchangeably.

WarmSoda,

You should look into investing first borns. Highly lucrative section of the tears of the innocent market.

Setarkus,

Makes sense, best of luck on your harvest ^^

Ottomateeverything,

“No one supports it” because support doesn’t just happen overnight. These things happen slowly. Same way they did with jpg and png.

Sure, part of the “better” is the audiophile “better quality” thing. But the major point is that it’s objectively a better compression. Which means less data needs to be transfered, which means things go faster. Sure people claim they “don’t notice” an individual image loading, but you rarely load one image, and image loading is often the bulk of the transfer. If we can drop that by 30%, not only does your stuff load 30% faster, but EVERYONE does, which means whoever is serving you the content can serve MORE people more frequently. Realistically, it’s actually a greater than 30% improvement because it also gets other people “out of your way” since they aren’t hogging the “pipes” as long.

bjorney,

When your site serves each user 20+ images and you get millions of unique users a year, saving 25-35% on each image translates into a LOT of saved bandwidth

Starkstruck, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

“Why is-”

“I don’t know, it’s almost like the movie is intentionally setting up questions to be answered later when the plot calls for it!”

bazus1, (edited ) in I’m loving this energy lately !

I see Mean Girls meme, I updoot.

TokenBoomer,

They’ve made another one.

NataliePortland,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Ya I saw that! It’s actually so bizarre. It’s “Mean girls the Musical: the Movie”

So it’s a movie version of the musical.

It’s like if you translated an English language movie to Chinese and then translated it back again

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this classic song

GrammatonCleric, in Here we go again
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
XbSuper, in I didn't know

Is there a way to block communities by day of the week?

Anticorp,

Do you know it’s Wednesday, my dude?

FlordaMan,

I know a way that works at least 1 in 7 times.

jettrscga, (edited )

I can improve your method to 6 out of 7 accuracy with absolutely no effort.

nightwatch_admin, in Father's fettucine?

Maybe he needs to keep cool, give the guy some ice, ice baby

anarchrist,

Stop!

TotallyNotSpez,

Hammer time!

mechoman444, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Me going into costco: I just need a rotisserie chicken for dinner.

Ten minutes later: I guess I do need a 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise.

AdamHenry,

This got me. 😆

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone needs mayo.

rmuk,

To dip the rotisserie chicken in. Obvs.

XbSuper, in Just wash it right off

Holy shit this caught me off guard, hahahaha.

ladicius, in You came to the wrong neighborhood

I have tough boys inside me?

What a party!

plz1, in Betrayal

Children can’t legally sign a contract, so D.A.R.E. has no authority (and never did).

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