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JoMiran, in Sleep tight
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My last panel: “That’d be nice.” ZZZZzzzz

moosetwin, in Sleep tight
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

this is what I actually think of every time I go to bed

unrelated, but I have been diagnosed with GAD and insomnia

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Sleep tight

When i die, I’m going out like Elvis. On the toilet.

shalva97, in It's a problem

Just another Monday

Milk_Sheikh, in There's a difference

Having lived in the UK and near the US southern border, they’re both great. Charro and frijoles are sublime, and Heinz baked beans are a superb side dish for potato or meat.

I still can’t enjoy sweet BBQ beans though, Bush’s just tastes like corn syrup with fiber blobs 🤮

thekerker,
@thekerker@lemmy.world avatar

I hate Bush’s baked beans. They taste… chalky. It’s Van Kamp or nothing in my household.

Fl1ppyR34,

No, no, Heinz beans are tasteless shite. You wanna go with branston baked beans instead. More flavour and cheaper.

psycho_driver, in They're still good

Danger-cuddles

WalrusDragonOnABike, in There's a difference

Beans (the furry kind)

Eccitaze,
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UwU

blanketswithsmallpox,

HЯ~

udon, in It's a problem

Would be a cool game mechanic to play with. Typical RPGs just assume you can go to bed, instantly fall asleep and get up at the correct time. What if your character had insomnia due to stress/trauma/…? Any game that does this?

SuiXi3D, in There's a difference
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Beans, Beans,
they’re a hit!
The more you eat,
the more you shit!
The more you shit,
the better you feel,
so eat beans for every meal!

dalekcaan,

England: “…and I took that personally.”

llamapants,

Beans, Beans, The magical fruit, The more you eat, The more you toot, The more you toot, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

kryllic, (edited )
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Beans, Beans, They’re good for your heart, The more you eat, The more you fart, The more you fart, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

TheMongoose,

... they're the same picture

llamapants,

Sounds like you need go eat some beans ;)

Risk,

Beans, Beans They’re good for your heart The more you eat, The more you fart. The more you fart, The more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat!

TimewornTraveler, in How it works

issue is that they’re face to face

this only happens online when someone becomes nothing more than their opinion

paradiso,

NO! I will now inject some parroted, BS, political talking point from the party I most align with!

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

You've never told someone to go fuck themselves and that they're a fascist twat before?

flicker,

I gotta tell ya, the only fascists I've met (who share their opinion in front of me) are online. All the ones I meet in day-to-day life are smart enough to keep their opinions to themselves.

ch00f, in I remember

Funny. I’m surprised this is Beat Buy. We didn’t get those until like 2002. It would have been CompUSA for me.

chocolateo, in I've made a terrible mistake

I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daises

ohlaph, in I've made a terrible mistake

In the world of gears and screws, they say, Lies a whimsical dance, a playful array. Righty tighty, lefty loosey, they decree, A rhyme of mechanics, a playful spree.

With a twist to the right, oh, the magic it weaves, Securing the bond, as it deftly achieves. Righty tighty, a clockwise turn to bind, A snug little twist, a connection defined.

Yet the left beckons with its whimsical call, A twist to the left, a loosening sprawl. Lefty loosey, a counter-clockwise flow, Unraveling secrets, it willingly shows.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey, they sway, A duet of motion, in their mechanical ballet. Twisting and turning, they whisper in song, A symphony of movement, where they both belong.

So heed their advice in your mechanical groove, Righty tighty, lefty loosey, a mantra to prove, In the dance of mechanics, they hold the key, A delightful rhyme, a whimsical decree.

possiblylinux127, in Things are going great here. You?

You should seek help if you are struggling with depression.

possiblylinux127, (edited ) in I remember

Life was different back then.

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