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pinkdrunkenelephants, in It's a curse

You can always just find a game club with more skilled players, teach your friends how to stomp face or just watch them play if it’s that serious.

If your friends know you are skilled and bitch about you playing at your level instead of catering to them, they’re not good people to hang around anyway.

AlecSadler, in *Cries in Debt*

My college used to call me monthly and I kept telling them I was unemployed, for a year straight. They haven’t called in ten years now 🤷‍♂️

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in *Cries in Debt*

The joy of every college offering every degree and sport with tons of different offices which don’t really teach you anything lol.

There’s a reason they go through white collar fat like mad the moment enrollment goes down. Which has been down for like 5 years now.

Also most of those donations subsidize tuition for every campus I’ve ever visited.

And while they are looking for everyone’s money, it’s usually very well off whales that pitch in the vast majority of fundraising $s.

The joys of trying to keep the lights running on 100+ year old structures.

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Perpetual Amnesia

Welcome to the wonderful world of propaganda

phoneymouse, in If you ever feel useless

He wasn’t gonna hire dude bigger than him.

snooggums, (edited ) in Road Rage
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

superduperenigma,

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

0xb, in Perpetual Amnesia
@0xb@lemmy.world avatar

the whole Taylor swift worshipping (from people and media) really irks me because I thought it was not so long ago that everybody was talking about her private jet use and carbon dumping, but apparently it was a long time ago and nobody cares anymore

AeonFelis, in How's this plan progressing?

Hey, if it worked for King Solomon…

Colour_me_triggered, in How's this plan progressing?

Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.

morrowind, in Personal space
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

“one person benches” you mean chairs?

surewhynotlem,

It’s clearly a one person bus without wheels

SnuggleSnail, in Personal space

This is intolerant against fat people! It is super uncomfortable when one butt cheek slaps over on each side!

pigup,

Thanks I came 👍

Stamets, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had to clean up a depressing amount of comments in this thread so this is everyones friendly reminder.

Rule 1 - Be civil. Don’t attack people for their beliefs or lackthereof.

Rule 2 - No politics.

Report all offending content please.

WindowsEnjoyer, in It's a curse

Lmao this is me 😅

discusseded, in How's this plan progressing?

You’re trying to get me in trouble. I’m laying next to my wife who’s sleeping and I’m struggling not to lol. This sign is hilarious!

UltraMagnus0001, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

Hell, my Jewish friends be hanging out with my Muslim friends.

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