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charonn0, in Todd Howard can't write you a script for SSRIs, y'all. Go to the doctor.
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  • ChillDude69,

    Hey, man, you KNOW Todd has no idea what Lemmy is. I mean, maybe he knows about Motörhead, but I even doubt that. He’s probably one of those guys who listens to smooth jazz, entirely unironically.

    CyberDragonCore, in Taking for granted
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    I have been working at my current company for two years. Because China’s economic environment is not good, I have never dared to leave this job.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

    which china?

    SubArcticTundra, in Sisyphean
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’ve just given up.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    I’m curious about how some people seem to think it’s a daily task.

    Is this is a dust/smog thing?

    bassomitron,

    Try having long eyelashes, it can be a pain

    TonyTonyChopper,
    @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

    my eyebrows get mine greasy

    kusivittula,

    mine too. when i clean my glasses, i wipe my eyebrows clean as well

    pinkwerdo,

    Try having long greasy hair.

    girl,

    I think, as another user here pointed out, that it’s more about how long someone has been wearing glasses and therefore how often they accidentally touch them. I’ve only been wearing glasses for about 6 months, so I accidentally touch them several times a day. I have to wipe them clean each time, and I need to wash them clean once or twice a week as the oils build up.

    Pickle_Jr, (edited ) in Sisyphean

    Whomever may be reading this, I’ve recently found incredible luck with dawn dish soap.

    • Run glasses and hands under water
    • Put glasses to the side and lather dish soap on your fingers.
    • Using your lathered fingers, gently apply soap to glasses
    • Put glasses to the side and rinse off your hands so they’re not still soapy
    • Reduce water pressure so it’s gentle, constant stream of water.
    • Rinse off glasses

    I only really clean my glasses once a month ish. Maybe twice. Of course if I smear my glasses or it’s an eventful week, I clean as needed. That’s just how often I clean them.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    I have a box of a few hundred disposable glasses cleaning wipes I just stuff everywhere. Was like $20 on Amazon and my best purchase ever. Been using it for months. Life changing.

    Nastybutler,

    I got some from Costco. Fantastic purchase. I’ve been wearing glasses daily for less than a year at this point and feel dread when I don’t have one of these wipes handy and need to clean them

    blackbirdbiryani,

    The problem is you wanna wash off any potential grit with running water before cleaning your glasses, otherwise those wipes will still scratch them. I never use glasses cleaning wipes for that reason.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean sure if you’re covered in mud or something. For general wear and use? Most people aren’t getting grit or sand or heavy dirt particles on their glasses. They’re just getting smudges and water spots and tiny hairs or eye dust.

    blackbirdbiryani,

    You’d be surprised, if you’re anywhere near a road regularly or live in a city you’re bound to pick up fine dust on your glasses. It may not make much of a difference in the short term but preventing grit scratches makes your glasses last much longer in my experience.

    DasAlbatross,

    This is the way, with a nice microfiber towel to dry.

    It’s also hard to do on the go and when I’m lazy.

    Garbanzo,

    If you use a nice smooth stream of water it’ll leave the lenses spotless. If you’re doing it right you only need to dry the frames.

    blackbirdbiryani,

    I picked up this trick from a reddit comments years ago and it’s a godsend, perfectly clean smudge-free glasses, and they last longer as you’re less likely to scratch them.

    AdamBomb,

    This is the real answer

    kusivittula,

    i’ve had glasses for a little over a year now and this is what i too have been doing since beginning. i thought it would be bad for the lenses and remove the coating but kept on doing it anyway and they are totally fine. i keep a soft cloth in my pocket for little smudges though.

    qooqie, in It's over

    Carey likely pocketed about $1.55 million in 2021 from the master recording revenue, according to Billboard

    Thought this was interesting. It’s not nearly as much as I expected but if I made that passively I wouldn’t do anything ever again other than living life

    NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    Passively, every year. Forever, effectively.

    That’s a lot of money.

    Maven, in Times have changed

    I still do. Phones can be turned to view it either way. Screens can’t. I’m not gonna ask my bud to get up and rotate his living room TV 90 degrees so we can look at my vacation photos. Plus, until we learn to levitate with our minds, the plane humans interact is and will presumably remain much, much wider than it is tall, so landscape captures more of it.

    cyberpunk007,

    Yup. It’s a shame the camera lense can’t like rotate or something, phones are much easier to hold vertically.

    aulin,

    They’re just as easy to hold either way though.

    cyberpunk007,

    I find it too difficult to take a picture or video landscape one handed compared to portrait

    mamotromico,

    Why is that? Most phones allow you to press the shutter with the volume button so it should be easy either way

    cyberpunk007,

    I usually change settings, my phone is big. Like depending on the scenario I might change my frame rate on the video or the optical zoom. I find it too difficult with a pixel 6 pro and my hand size. Also I use rotation lock because it’s annoying if I’m laying down to have it rotate on me. So then I also need to tap the icon in the lower corner to rotate it, or disable it while I take a video. Lots of mucking about for one hand.

    aulin,

    That’s true, but I find it just as difficult to access those features onehanded in vertical orientation, so I either do those twohanded before shooting, or I struggle about as much to reach them in either orientation.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    The weight is more evenly distributed if you hold it vertically. I still hold it horizontally though.

    aulin, (edited )

    I don’t know. If I balance the phone on my pinky, with the index finger on top and ring- and middle finger behind, it sits very solidly. My thumb is then free to tap the shutter button.

    HughJanus,

    Ehhhhh no that’s obviously wrong.

    stolid_agnostic, (edited )

    I suspect that the sensor has the same dimensions, roughly, as the phone itself. Putting in a square one would probably cost more. Not saying that either way is right, just that that’s probably the reason.

    someguy3,

    Lenses are circular, so the most cost effective would be a square sensor and square picture. I don’t actually know what modern sensors are though.

    LostXOR,

    Most phone camera sensors (and most camera sensors in general) are 4:3.

    ininewcrow, in W.... Will they stream it?
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    Lemminary,

    Also the rest of the world… 😅

    joseandres42,

    We don’t have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

    Lemminary, (edited )

    I wasn’t talking about the commercials lol

    E: What, y’all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

    Something_Complex,

    Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

    ilikecoffee, in W.... Will they stream it?

    What’s your sex elo?

    SCB,

    I’d be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

    Sex elo hell is real!

    undercrust, in How could the EU do this??

    New maps for Ticket to Ride just dropped

    mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    I would unironically buy this if they really just dropped the lines from UK so it just appears on the board as a blank spot lmao

    triclops6,

    Technically you would still be buying it out of irony but I get your meaning

    cobysev, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
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    Having lived in Japan for 3 years and experiencing a lot of their culture, I’ve learned that the reason anime characters yell their attacks is because it promotes a fair, honest fight. Japanese people love friendly rivalries, and the only way to truly prove yourself better than your opponent is to give them every advantage and still come out victorious. Only a truly bad person would try to sneak in for an attack and catch their opponent unprepared. And that won’t settle any rivalry, even if they won the fight.

    Plus, yelling your attacks just sounds cool.

    Johanno,

    One punch man then is very rude when he kills the opponent mid-speech?

    MonkderZweite,

    Nah, even japanese are tired of gloating villains now. And it’s kinda funny to just cut them off.

    SeabassDan,

    He just matches whatever he’s facing. Usually he has the decency to say he’s gonna finish them off with Consecutive Normal Punches, or pretend like he’s also going for a finishing move like Serious Series: Serious Punch.

    Many times he doesn’t even try and end a challenge with a punch, it’s more of a “move out of my way” smack because his mind is elsewhere.

    peopleproblems,

    It’s not even that is it? He’s constantly pulling punches because he doesn’t want to destroy everything in a general direction, something that even Tatsumaki didn’t think about.

    LemmyHead,

    Sneak attack? That’s like THE definition of a ninja; made in Japan

    cobysev,
    @cobysev@lemmy.world avatar

    Ninjas are typically silent assassins, not badass anime protagonists. (I’m looking at you, Naruto!) Their deeds are not generally honorable in nature. Historically, they’re seen as more of an unfortunate necessity to preserve dynasties. The honorable warriors are the samurai. Although history has shown that the whole “way of the samurai” thing was actually made up for Japanese theater and they weren’t historically honorable either.

    Regardless, when it comes to modern-day Japan, they love the concept of an honorable protagonist who wins by sheer willpower, even if the odds are stacked against them. Giving their opponent the advantage and then still winning in the end is seen as a clean and respectful victory.

    match,
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    Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick

    ChillDude69, (edited )

    So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

    Alternate names for consideration: pissengan, urinitron, bakapeepee

    EDIT: before you even tell me that I can’t go around hucking piss balloons, remember that these people might literally poke me in my actual anus, as a prank. If someone does that shit, I’m definitely piss-ballooning them, at the earliest opportunity.

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

    Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

    sulgoth,

    I think that’s just called Jarate and the only difference is the container. Personally I’d go for the jar, might cut them and then you’re pissing in their wounds.

    drolex,

    Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.

    modifier, in Down Bad

    The secret is to never have gone on Instagram in the first place.

    harry_balzac,

    The other half of the secret is to just join nsfw communities here to see them.

    MightyWeaksauce, in I never learn my lesson
    @MightyWeaksauce@lemmy.world avatar

    I enjoyed Cyberpunk at launch. Forgive me…

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I did too… Even with a handful of weird bugs, it was an awesome experience (on PC)

    FilthyHookerSpit,

    I played it on ps5, crashes were very rare and the story/gameplay was great.

    criticon,

    Even when it crasehd every hour I had a blast, I learned how to tell if it was about to crash and I would save and rebbot

    I’m playing it again and it looks great on v2.1

    ultra,

    I liked the emoji movie…

    aniki,

    no you didn’t

    ultra,

    I was 7 when it came out :p

    occhionaut,

    Its okay Alex, you’re safe here.

    Guntrigger,

    I think this is fine and nothing to apologise about. But those that played it on the (then) current gen consoles had an awful time with it.

    I understand the majority of players were on PC or newer gen consoles, but it irritates me if PC players argue it was fine because they didn’t see those issues. CDPR literally removed it from the PlayStation store and offered everyone refunds it was that bad!

    JJROKCZ,

    It was a damn good game at launch, and it just got better over time. I defend it always since I had a blast, had very few and only minor bugs/issues, and got a ton of time out of it for the money.

    EmergMemeHologram,

    I actually liked No Man’s Sky at launch, but I didn’t watch any of the pre release stuff.

    I heard people talking about it and picked up a copy on my way home from work on release day. It was fun got boring fairly quickly.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I think I liked it more on launch than I do now. I had all of like 5 bugs my first 3 times through the game before they started changing things.

    • A dude that pops into existence during the scene at Tom’s Diner and Gumby t-poses out a wall
    • a random T-posing baddie when I zoomed in my first sniper rifle
    • the painting exploit
    • the melee weapon exploit when doing the boxing matches
    • the slow-mo bunny hop speed exploit.

    None of these negatively affected the game. In fact the last one was dope and I wish they didn’t fix that one at all.

    Coming back recently because of 2.0 and I get:

    • Stuck in 1st person while driving, which sucks because most of the cars have impossibly tiny windshields and I literally can not fucking see where I am going.
    • AI cars in traffic that just explode like they were hit by invisible cars, throwing them around or cars falling from the sky, sometimes on me and killing me
    • UI freezing so that I’m basically stuck with the scan mode overlay while I’m no longer scanning which requires a full restart of the game to fix.
    • The new skill system has a skill that says it lets you reload and another skill to shoot while vaulting but neither seem to actually work.
    • Tons of script related issues that break sequences in the quest I am on, forcing a reload. Sometimes several minutes prior because it has to be before the trigger that broke the shit.

    None of these are fun and they all impact the game negatively. :/

    yukichigai,

    Naw man, me too. Was it full of bugs on launch? Absolutely. Did it fall far short of the hype? Very. Was I having fun playing it? A blast, actually. I unapologetically love 2077 and feel like I got more than my money’s worth.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    So did I. I never understand what everyone was bitching about.

    AbsoluteChicagoDog,

    Me too

    Willy,

    I waited. bought it later and thought it was a poor gta 5 clone. Same with rdr. guess I just don’t like that style of game. Loved witcher 3 though. shrug.

    vox, (edited )
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    echo chamber or sth, probably
    game was definitely less buggy then Skyrim, even with all official patches

    Macallan, in Times have changed

    Vertical Video PSA

    We should have listened… Now we have Tik Tok and YouTube Shorts… 😢

    ILikeBoobies,

    You can still flame people who film vertically on those platforms

    Like most problems it’s prevalence is due to a lack of bullying

    doctorn,
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    I came here to post this. 😅

    wheeldawg,

    We tried to tell you.

    HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in How could the EU do this??
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    Wasn’t the UK govt also complaining about their tax money going into funding EU projects like this?

    Strobelt,

    No one said they didn’t want these kind of projects. They just didn’t want to have to pay for them.

    Aceticon,

    I lived in Britain during the Leave campaign and it was all about getting the benefits without the responsabilities or costs.

    In fact, the sequence of political events that lead to the Leave Referendum was Britain in the EU trying to have less and less obligations whilst keeping the benefits of Membership to the point that eventually, when the UK demanded “otherwise we have a Referedum on Leave” to not to have to abide by Freedom Of Movement into their country whilst keeping all the rest including Freedom Of Movement for Britons into other EU countries, the rest of the EU said “No!”. After this, David Cammeron was under huge pressure to do the Referendum “to show the EU” and the rest is History.

    The La-La-Land fantasism of the Leave side was always unbelievable, with everything from genuine expections of, post leave, having “Same Rights as Members With No Obligations”, to after Brexit “Other EU Nations will Follow Us Out”.

    I would say that by this point it’s clear that whatever Britain is “showing the EU” isn’t quite what was in Leaver fantasies.

    Facebones,

    I’m definitely just a dumb American but I love how apparently “What is Brexit” was the biggest UK web search the day it got approved.

    Tagger,

    To be fair that is because it was sold to the public on outright lies and the readings of a couple of unscrupulous twats.

    Johnson for example had always been pro-eu and reportedly had two articles written, one remain and one leave, and based his decision of which one to publish on which was more politically expedient for him, not on what he actually thought was better for the country.

    netburnr, (edited ) in It's time
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