drolex

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drolex,

I think nowadays you could just swap Austria and Bavaria

drolex,

Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’

drolex,

The cats are ruining my life

drolex,

I’ll read that part tonight, after my 9pm-11pm break from not doing my tasks.

drolex,

Why do they call themselves unwealthy if they aspire to get wealthy? 🤔

drolex,

Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.

drolex,

Take that, Immanuel, you fucking logorrheic simpleton. You’re done. Your books can still be used to sort out a wobbly table I suppose.

drolex,

Imagine, if you like, that you are sitting in an armchair with your feet on a coffee table and someone lobs a kettlebell at your knees. Consider the sound. Picture the interesting angles of the limbs.

A divorced couple divides their Beanie Baby collection in court, 1999 (lemmy.world)

Full caption: Nov 5, 1999, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA: Attorney Frank Totti looks over papers while his client Frances Mountain sorts out Beanie Babies with her ex-husband Harold Mountain in Judge Gerald Hardcastle’s Family Courtroom in Las Vegas November 5. The couple, who were divorced four months ago, were ordered to divide up...

drolex,

As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners

drolex, (edited )

The great pyramid of Giza weighs around 6 million tons weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-the-pyramid-of-gi…

An average human can apparently develop about 200N www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/push1.html

Meaning that an average human would need a lever about 3×10^8 m long (considering a 1 metre load arm) to move the pyramid.

Do you find this credible?

ETA: some people think I’m serious. This is quite the flabbergast.

drolex,

How much more? One metre, tops?

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    drolex,

    Just be an idiot smh

    drolex,

    God hates you. But he hates us French more, because we have to endure both the rest of the world, and those fucking French in addition

    drolex,

    https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/18cca1cf-5062-4145-8ef7-e31edbd0c350.jpeg

    drolex,

    Man, the guy has caused so many deaths and injuries, he probably deserves the Fields medal on top of his Nobel Peace Prize (he didn’t get one in chemistry for his researchs on napalm, what a sad little world)

    drolex,

    Wait a minute, it’s not loss if you read it in ABCD order. Only with ACBD. WTF is it supposed to mean?

    drolex,

    Wait, this is not the highway to Hull? Where am I?

    drolex,

    Don’t forget boys, it’s Friday: pizza, pub quiz and casual war crimes

    drolex,

    Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

    The cause is me, 6 months ago.

    (Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

    drolex,

    Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together

    drolex,

    The word normalcy is normalcy, yes.

    But normality is quite normal.

    www.oed.com/search/dictionary/?q=normality

    drolex,

    You are very wise.

    drolex,

    Thanks for sharing that, I stand partly corrected, too.

    drolex,

    Angry romance noises intensify

    drolex,

    Yeah, everywhere in the world the shitposters minority is radicalised by the memeing community with this sort of abuse. More and more are turning to deep frying memes. I thought it was too extreme at first but I start to understand them 🤣💯👌

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