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drolex,

Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’

drolex,

Imagine, if you like, that you are sitting in an armchair with your feet on a coffee table and someone lobs a kettlebell at your knees. Consider the sound. Picture the interesting angles of the limbs.

A divorced couple divides their Beanie Baby collection in court, 1999 (lemmy.world)

Full caption: Nov 5, 1999, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA: Attorney Frank Totti looks over papers while his client Frances Mountain sorts out Beanie Babies with her ex-husband Harold Mountain in Judge Gerald Hardcastle’s Family Courtroom in Las Vegas November 5. The couple, who were divorced four months ago, were ordered to divide up...

drolex,

As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners

drolex, (edited )

The great pyramid of Giza weighs around 6 million tons weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-the-pyramid-of-gi…

An average human can apparently develop about 200N www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/push1.html

Meaning that an average human would need a lever about 3×10^8 m long (considering a 1 metre load arm) to move the pyramid.

Do you find this credible?

ETA: some people think I’m serious. This is quite the flabbergast.

drolex,

Man, the guy has caused so many deaths and injuries, he probably deserves the Fields medal on top of his Nobel Peace Prize (he didn’t get one in chemistry for his researchs on napalm, what a sad little world)

drolex,

Wait a minute, it’s not loss if you read it in ABCD order. Only with ACBD. WTF is it supposed to mean?

drolex,

Don’t forget boys, it’s Friday: pizza, pub quiz and casual war crimes

drolex,

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

drolex,

The word normalcy is normalcy, yes.

But normality is quite normal.

www.oed.com/search/dictionary/?q=normality

drolex,

That’s not π, you’ve got spaces in there. Space is not a digit???!?

And what with the funny waves at the start? Looks like the Thai flag?

“≈” lmao

drolex,

Dude, you trust some numbers you found on the internet?

drolex,

You look trustworthy, I’ll use this value for my computations for our next Starship rocket

drolex,

Milei is with the chainsaw for sure, but he also dressed as a moth?

drolex,

What a beautiful world when Kim looks like the most normal of the bunch.

Who’s the guy with the cape in the second image?

drolex,

Meat is back on the menu boyz!

drolex,

Precisely. Note that it says C++ developer, not C++ language.

C++ might evolve (too much I would think) but I’ll be damned as a C++ developer who learned it around 2000 if I learn any of the new features.

Your code is unreadable, junior. Pull request rejected.

drolex,

Noobish kdr. Max 10 millions deaths, somewhere between a French general during WWI (not counting German casualties) and minor paranoid dictators. Too much time larping as a psychopathic torturer, not enough time getting the job done. Mao killed several million people on a good mood, that’s professionalism.

drolex,

Too late, I’m scared of becoming an oak now

drolex, (edited )

Would you care to expand on that?

ETA: sorry for those who answered already (thanks), my comment was about the oakification part. I am well aware of the crabification, being a crab myself

drolex,

It’s a land seal?

drolex,

Well you have to undestand their reasoning.

“My dear fellow members, today we review the application of Mary Anning to become a member of our distinguished society. As usual, the devil’s advocate will start.”

“Thank you, Sir. Mary Anning! On one hand, she’s a woman, and on the other… No wait, actually I rest my case.”

“Thank you. Now the defense can move forward.”

“No, sorry, she is a woman after all.”

" Big no-no then. Huzzah, tradition prevails! To the smoking room, chaps."

drolex,

Then how do you explain I found a drawing of you as a soyjak, pictured close to myself as a Chad?

drolex,

It’s only weird when you don’t know anybody called “US army reservist” but it’s a fairly common name around here

-US Coast Guard war criminal

drolex,

Stroganoff->Stroke (did this trend happen or did I have one?)->Stock->Spock->Spook

It will come to pass

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