drolex

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drolex,

How much more? One metre, tops?

drolex, (edited )

The great pyramid of Giza weighs around 6 million tons weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-the-pyramid-of-gi…

An average human can apparently develop about 200N www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/ergonomics/push1.html

Meaning that an average human would need a lever about 3×10^8 m long (considering a 1 metre load arm) to move the pyramid.

Do you find this credible?

ETA: some people think I’m serious. This is quite the flabbergast.

drolex,

Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.

drolex,

Why do they call themselves unwealthy if they aspire to get wealthy? 🤔

drolex,

Man, the guy has caused so many deaths and injuries, he probably deserves the Fields medal on top of his Nobel Peace Prize (he didn’t get one in chemistry for his researchs on napalm, what a sad little world)

drolex,

Angry romance noises intensify

drolex,

You are very wise.

drolex,

The word normalcy is normalcy, yes.

But normality is quite normal.

www.oed.com/search/dictionary/?q=normality

drolex,

Thanks for sharing that, I stand partly corrected, too.

drolex,

Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.

The cause is me, 6 months ago.

(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)

drolex,

Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together

drolex,

Imagine, if you like, that you are sitting in an armchair with your feet on a coffee table and someone lobs a kettlebell at your knees. Consider the sound. Picture the interesting angles of the limbs.

drolex,

The cats are ruining my life

A divorced couple divides their Beanie Baby collection in court, 1999 (lemmy.world)

Full caption: Nov 5, 1999, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA: Attorney Frank Totti looks over papers while his client Frances Mountain sorts out Beanie Babies with her ex-husband Harold Mountain in Judge Gerald Hardcastle’s Family Courtroom in Las Vegas November 5. The couple, who were divorced four months ago, were ordered to divide up...

drolex,

As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners

drolex,

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/18cca1cf-5062-4145-8ef7-e31edbd0c350.jpeg

drolex,

God hates you. But he hates us French more, because we have to endure both the rest of the world, and those fucking French in addition

drolex,

Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’

drolex,

I’ll read that part tonight, after my 9pm-11pm break from not doing my tasks.

drolex,

Take that, Immanuel, you fucking logorrheic simpleton. You’re done. Your books can still be used to sort out a wobbly table I suppose.

drolex,

I think nowadays you could just swap Austria and Bavaria

drolex,

Wait, this is not the highway to Hull? Where am I?

drolex,

Wait a minute, it’s not loss if you read it in ABCD order. Only with ACBD. WTF is it supposed to mean?

drolex,

Don’t forget boys, it’s Friday: pizza, pub quiz and casual war crimes

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    drolex,

    Just be an idiot smh

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