drolex

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drolex,

Hmmm, I don’t think there is a 7 in π.

π = 3.141602553590

Happy to be proven wrong!

drolex,

I’m doing some internal rounding, it’s cutting edge mathematics. Maybe you’re not ready for this.

drolex,

That’s not π, you’ve got spaces in there. Space is not a digit???!?

And what with the funny waves at the start? Looks like the Thai flag?

“≈” lmao

drolex,

You look trustworthy, I’ll use this value for my computations for our next Starship rocket

drolex,

Dude, you trust some numbers you found on the internet?

drolex,

Engineers hate you.

drolex,

I thought this was a shitposting community 😢

drolex,

What a beautiful world when Kim looks like the most normal of the bunch.

Who’s the guy with the cape in the second image?

drolex,

Milei is with the chainsaw for sure, but he also dressed as a moth?

drolex,

Meat is back on the menu boyz!

drolex,

Precisely. Note that it says C++ developer, not C++ language.

C++ might evolve (too much I would think) but I’ll be damned as a C++ developer who learned it around 2000 if I learn any of the new features.

Your code is unreadable, junior. Pull request rejected.

drolex,

Noobish kdr. Max 10 millions deaths, somewhere between a French general during WWI (not counting German casualties) and minor paranoid dictators. Too much time larping as a psychopathic torturer, not enough time getting the job done. Mao killed several million people on a good mood, that’s professionalism.

drolex,

I got 99 problems and one of them is that I lost £165 stupidly

drolex, (edited )

Would you care to expand on that?

ETA: sorry for those who answered already (thanks), my comment was about the oakification part. I am well aware of the crabification, being a crab myself

drolex,

Too late, I’m scared of becoming an oak now

drolex,

It’s a land seal?

drolex, (edited )

D: Doop-la! In da house, a humble derelict dude, cast decidedly as both do-gooder and devil by the delirium of Fate. This display, no mere disguise of dignity, is a dedication to the popular deal, now devoid, defunct. However, this dauntless description of a by-gone disquiet, stands densified and has dared to destroy these dishonest and deadly diseases displaying debauchery and deigning the demoniac disturbed and distraught disregard of desire.

The only decision is defilement; a dendetta, held as a direction, not defeasible, for the disbursement and decency of such shall one day defend the discerning and the distinguished.

De facto, this decoction of drivel deviates most diffusely, so let me simply add that it’s my definite good honor to meet you and you may call me D.

Edey Hammond: What an amazing D. But you should buy the dictionary DLCs to improve your docabulary. Ah fuck

drolex,

naughty tortellini

drolex,

Well you have to undestand their reasoning.

“My dear fellow members, today we review the application of Mary Anning to become a member of our distinguished society. As usual, the devil’s advocate will start.”

“Thank you, Sir. Mary Anning! On one hand, she’s a woman, and on the other… No wait, actually I rest my case.”

“Thank you. Now the defense can move forward.”

“No, sorry, she is a woman after all.”

" Big no-no then. Huzzah, tradition prevails! To the smoking room, chaps."

drolex,

…or so I’ve heard

drolex,

Then how do you explain I found a drawing of you as a soyjak, pictured close to myself as a Chad?

drolex,

It’s only weird when you don’t know anybody called “US army reservist” but it’s a fairly common name around here

-US Coast Guard war criminal

drolex,

Is this a bread katana? I thought they were forbidden by the Geneva convention

drolex,

Stroganoff->Stroke (did this trend happen or did I have one?)->Stock->Spock->Spook

It will come to pass

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