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hakunawazo, (edited ) in Skeletor loves you and wants you to live

USA, just be so kind and close your nuclear arsenal far away first. Yours sincerely, the rest of the world.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No

possiblylinux127,

We might as well use it to wipe out the middle east, Asia, Europe and Australia. I think Africa can likely be saved.

samus12345, in Inspiration
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No New Shitterton, though. :(

DumbAceDragon, (edited ) in Inspiration
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To be fair, have you ever been to regular York? I have, it sucked. New York is a slight to moderate improvement.

Nfamwap,

For real? York is one of England’s most historically important cities. And a really nice city, too. What sucked about it?

Kusimulkku,

Probably it being in England

steakmeout, in Inspiration

New Zealand, named by America.

Ultragramps,
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They named New Mexico, too, and it was so cool that aliens came to check out the city of Roswell.

nxdefiant, (edited ) in Inspiration

After they were actually American, they resorted to “What it was called by the people who lived here first, but pronounced wrong”

lugal,

who lived here first

Sounds like they still live here. And sounds like they were a homogeneous mass. There were differnt cultures living together and to choose a word they used, is a nice gesture, but still it was the whites who decided which one to pick

SwingingTheLamp,

Hey, that’s just not true. Sure, the name of my state is Wisconsin, but we also have names based on “What it was called by the French, but pronounced wrong,” like Beloit (“buh-loit”), Butte des Morts (“boo-da-more”), and Lac Courte Oreilles (“la-coo-der-ray”).

nxdefiant,

true

possiblylinux127, in He's ready for anything

Respect, going to the range can be a family experience.

Not so sure about Germany round 3 though.

doingthestuff,

They’re still pretty authoritarian like always. Only now it’s You must be inclusive! At any cost!

rimjob_rainer,

Except they aren’t. They don’t even have something you could call an army anymore.

possiblylinux127,

I still see Germany as it was mid WWII

WaxedWookie,

A far-right fascist government engaging in a series of genocides and an aggressively expansionist war?

Might be time for a trip to the optometrist.

possiblylinux127,

Well to be fair Germany tends to show up in a lot of war movies and shows

Jumi,

What are you on about?

Thcdenton,

I doubt they’re nearly as nationalist or expansionist as they were back then. But I know fuckall about Germany.

WaxedWookie,

Those cultural Marxist woke moralists won’t even let me smoke crack, hang dong, and squeeze off a few RPGs at the range anymore. What’s the world coming to, man? It’s just clean, harmless fun - it’s not like that kind of thing ever did anyone any harm.

Thanks Obama.

xaxl, in Age range

As a 40 year old dude I don’t think I’d be setting my age range to that upper bound if I were to be divorced. More like 35 and that’s with large caveats.

DAMunzy,

I was going to say 18-34 would be more believable. With most of them full supporters of “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

Anticorp,

Nor that low. Have you ever actually talked to a 19 year old as a 40 year old? …

CorrodedCranium, in That's cap
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May as well live in Canada

Jerb322,
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Met at Niagara Falls

CorrodedCranium,
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Don’t have any photos because of a localized solar flare

withnail, in You don't have to do this!!

I’ve never used chrome, but I’d go back to a microsoft browser before I used it. I’ve avoided everything google for over a decade.

happilybitchycowboy, in Troy: I'll Try
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Stphen. Call me what you want. Just don’t call me late for dinner.

Anticorp, in Remember when everything was so blocky?

That was the world long after PNG was invented since IE didn’t support it for years, and the majority of people and all the businesses used IE.

fouloleron, in I guess it's the pretty colors?

Why is Elmo standing in for Cookie Monster?

renzev, (edited )

Huh? Wasn’t this always how this template looked like? I found it by ducking (is that what we call it?) “elmo cocaine meme template”, meanwhile “coockie monster cocaine meme template” returns nothing relevant…

EDIT: Are you making a joke about cookies that I am too dumb to understand?

Emerald,

I think it’s because the chrome and chromium icons are circles, like cookies. You also put a “bite mark” in the chrome icon, as if bit off like a cookie.

fouloleron,

I’ve never seen the meme before, my bad. I thought it was supposed to be cookie monster munching, not Elmo snorting!

renzev,

Oh haha no worries. I myself have never watched a ful episode of whatever show these characters are from (Sesame street? was that what it was called?) so I thought you were referencing some lore I didn’t know haha

viking, in Age range
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You mean 18-99? Haven’t used tinder in ~7 years or so, but I believe there was an upper limit. Found out by trial and error that apparently some women enter their year of birth instead of their age, when I matched with someone who was allegedly 97 years old.

Serinus,

I’d be okay if it filtered out that “97” year old.

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah, that sounds like a good stupid test. “You must be at least this smart to date me.”

UnfortunateShort, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Don’t give up. It can take months until your beard has really grown in.

Cort, in Remember when everything was so blocky?

Nah, they just had the interns rotoscoping everything manually

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