RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

Why won’t the EU help me fix all these burnt bridges?

RizzRustbolt,

On the toilet.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

I have cryptolalia.

I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I’m constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

A nap sounds good right now.

RizzRustbolt,

I want to stack 3 like that and be all kewl cyb3r-h4ckz0rz.

RizzRustbolt,

There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

Yay Technology!

RizzRustbolt,

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

Less sexual.

RizzRustbolt,

You mean nerds? Because I’m pretty sure there are.

RizzRustbolt,

Logical Tomfoolery sounds like the title of a nerdcore rap album.

RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

Emergency gahk storage.

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

“So watts are the total amount of power being moved?”

“No. Watts are what makes it vore.”

RizzRustbolt,

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

RizzRustbolt,

I need to stop getting my raktajino from the place next to the temple.

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