RizzRustbolt

@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world

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RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

On the toilet.

RizzRustbolt,

Emergency gahk storage.

RizzRustbolt,

Why won’t the EU help me fix all these burnt bridges?

RizzRustbolt,

I have cryptolalia.

I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

RizzRustbolt,

A nap sounds good right now.

RizzRustbolt,

Yay Technology!

RizzRustbolt,

There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

RizzRustbolt,

I want to stack 3 like that and be all kewl cyb3r-h4ckz0rz.

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

You mean nerds? Because I’m pretty sure there are.

RizzRustbolt,

Logical Tomfoolery sounds like the title of a nerdcore rap album.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

“So watts are the total amount of power being moved?”

“No. Watts are what makes it vore.”

RizzRustbolt,

Less sexual.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I’m constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

I need to stop getting my raktajino from the place next to the temple.

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