RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

“So watts are the total amount of power being moved?”

“No. Watts are what makes it vore.”

RizzRustbolt,

A nap sounds good right now.

RizzRustbolt,

There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

RizzRustbolt,

I want to stack 3 like that and be all kewl cyb3r-h4ckz0rz.

RizzRustbolt,

I have cryptolalia.

I don’t even think they can make a language model off of me.

RizzRustbolt,

You mean nerds? Because I’m pretty sure there are.

RizzRustbolt,

Logical Tomfoolery sounds like the title of a nerdcore rap album.

RizzRustbolt,

Yay Technology!

RizzRustbolt,

On the toilet.

RizzRustbolt,

Why won’t the EU help me fix all these burnt bridges?

RizzRustbolt,

Emergency gahk storage.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s why I’m constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

RizzRustbolt,

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

RizzRustbolt,

I need to stop getting my raktajino from the place next to the temple.

RizzRustbolt,

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

RizzRustbolt,

Less sexual.

RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

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RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

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