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ininewcrow

@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca

Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.

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Police finally make an arrest: … sir we need to test your alcohol level … please blow into this device … DEVICE EXPLODES!

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This decision was acclaimed at the Diet of Worms in 1521

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Before you put them on the grill, slice them about half way through diagonally on one side and diagonally again in the other side in the same way … the hot dog will expand across the entire length and crisp along the cut edges. More crisp makes it taste better and the longer length actually fits the length of your bun.

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That tech will regress due to the greed of tech corporations.

Tech is regulated by the big corporations that consistently either throttle innovation or degrade what already is established because they all want to figure out how to squeeze as much profit out of everything possible while blocking or preventing anything new that might compete with them.

Any new innovation that will occur will be military and will either have a machine gun attached to it or can deliver a high explosive.

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According to the US government, the most dangerous thing in this picture is that bag of Kinder Surprise chocolates

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Activating his extra fin so that he can make those tight turns in flight

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Earth and Moon are fine … they’ll keep spinning for about another half a billion years.

It’s us, the tiny little bacterial infestation on the surface that has to worry.

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Also … HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2023!!!

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Great way of making a permanent investment

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Lol … I keep getting mixed up and writing Happy New Year 2023

Time doesn’t mean shit any more

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This is hilarious

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Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!

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Flips through the book just to see the pictures … then drops out of warp to interact with that new world that hasn’t discovered warp technology yet

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This one’s for Gnu!

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He’s dead Jim … for 2,000 years

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Don’t put your dick in that

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Archaeopteryx answering you with air quotes … “yx”

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Sarcastiopteryx

beautiful … we can add that to the prehistoric collection along with … AnxietyRex

AnxietyRex

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Lol … Actually thinking that he paid for anything.

He probably ordered it from the nearest McDonald’s and just demanded it all because he’s president, promised them they’d get paid … then never thought of them again.

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Also explains why he needs adult diapers.

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Aliens: … this one has a bright red ball strapped to their mouth … I suppose it’s a requirement for all of them

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