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rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

Artist, writer, comic, hacker, loud voice, and nerd of all trades from New York City.

He/him. 💙💜🩷

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True story: The morning before going in for foot surgery, my mom was in a silly mood and wrote “wrong foot” on the other non-surgery-scheduled foot with a marker before putting on her socks.

After the surgery everything was fine, and later when checking up on her the surgeon told her everyone in the operating room got a good laugh out of that “wrong foot” message.

Mom was glad her joke worked out, but later started wondering why they were looking at the wrong foot in the first place and now wonders if her private joke to amuse herself actually saved her from having the wrong foot operated upon.

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Stupid sexy Oliver!

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I wonder about the population using non-refrigerated but still vital medication being “comparatively small.” There are countless people who would no longer be getting things they need to live, and only a very small percentage of those folks would have the ability to grow a plant or something and refine themselves a substitute of some kind. I am really curious how those numbers would line up.

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The term is “forbidden snacks.”

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I don’t approve of steel forging, steel customers deserve to know when they aren’t getting the real thing.

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Warmth spread through Stanley’s arms. With the bucket in his arms again, he was home.

rob_t_firefly,
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The original work becoming public domain, sure, but write your own characters.

I don’t understand what you’re suggesting here. How would you reconcile the original work being public domain with still wanting to restrict the use of its characters?

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See you in twelve days, Tigger!

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A lot of European money has the face of the current living monarch on the bank notes, which also seems insane if you think about it; for the rest of their life that person gets to trade drawings of themself for things.

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They gave him a Woll Smoth mouth on the fake one.

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It remindsh me of the heady days of Shputnik and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh.

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There was a diving team outside.

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Only smarter.

rob_t_firefly,
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[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

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As Jackie Mason said, “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

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I had a great old typewriter I’d found at a yard sale decades ago and which was purely decorative, but my absolute favorite use for it was when I gave it to an old friend who had just helped me move apartments. That person was really happy to have it, and being able to gift it with gratitude fulfilled me far more than owning the thing ever had.

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Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you

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“I believe I ordered the

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They think you sneezed and are gearing up to say “bless you,” sir.

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Reserve some seats for the foundlings.

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