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rob_t_firefly

@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world

Artist, writer, comic, hacker, loud voice, and nerd of all trades from New York City.

He/him. 💙💜🩷

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If this is an actual source of stress in your household, you could always just get an open front toilet seat and never think about it again.

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They could never have repaired the antenna on their time machine with plastic pudding cups, that would have just been silly.

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The brutal details of Rihanna’s domestic violence report against Chris Brown and the photo of her injuries are so common as to have been a copypasta for over a decade, and his fans still worship him.

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Nah, they tried and failed to do that. 50 drives home the point that they’re part of the Union even when they cry about it.

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Obligatory note that the man in that clip is a real-life piece of shit.

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Elite Beat Agents (now incarnated as Osu)

To be precise Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan was the original Japanese game, Elite Beat Agents was the English-language localization adaptation mutation, and osu! is the fan-made knockoff of both.

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There may not be a difference when you’re sitting in front of a computer but Bluetooth quality can go way downhill if you’re trying to listen to earbuds while your phone is in your pocket or a bag or similar, especially if you’re moving around and/or there’s a lot of electronic interference in the area. My city commute is when I really miss wired listening.

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I know that school, they have a pool on the roof.

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I’ve eaten at Popeye’s three times, and gotten food poisoning from them three times. Don’t let it be said I can’t take a hint. 🤮

It’s such a shame, because I’ve always liked his cartoons.

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🌭

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Imagine someone writing a story where, for example, Christopher Robin kills someone, and profiting from it? Would you be happy having your childhood memories of reading Winnie the Pooh tainted like that?

Interesting that you chose this example, because it has already happened in a commercially-released horror film. The result wasn’t in any way damaging to the legacy of the original work; all the books, adaptations, and such that kids love are still available. All that ended up happening was that people who like that particular sort of thing gained a new movie to watch, people who don’t like it can ignore it, and pop culture as a whole keeps chugging along undamaged. All our childhood memories of Pooh are still the same ones we had before this movie came out.

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As Jackie Mason said, “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

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[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

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Only smarter.

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Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you

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I wonder about the population using non-refrigerated but still vital medication being “comparatively small.” There are countless people who would no longer be getting things they need to live, and only a very small percentage of those folks would have the ability to grow a plant or something and refine themselves a substitute of some kind. I am really curious how those numbers would line up.

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Reserve some seats for the foundlings.

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They think you sneezed and are gearing up to say “bless you,” sir.

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A lot of European money has the face of the current living monarch on the bank notes, which also seems insane if you think about it; for the rest of their life that person gets to trade drawings of themself for things.

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They gave him a Woll Smoth mouth on the fake one.

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I don’t approve of steel forging, steel customers deserve to know when they aren’t getting the real thing.

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The term is “forbidden snacks.”

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