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acockworkorange, in Archaeologists in Turkey Have Unearthed Human and Animal Sculptures That Are the Earliest Examples of Prehistoric Art | Artnet News

What a sensationalist title. The lion-man of Germany is a much older sculpture, and if memory serves there are cave paintings that are older still.

This is a sensational find that enriches our understanding of a region and period of history that is still not well known. There’s no need to lie.

blackbrook,

The byline directly under the title says they could be the oldest painted sculpture found. Of course some shameless scumbag editor turns that into a title about “earliest art”.

acockworkorange,

Right, my point exactly. They lie and compromise the integrity of the publication for… What, a few extra baited clicks and infamy?

Kusimulkku, in 2,000-year-old decorated Roman sandal unearthed in Spain

Decorated? The war hero sandal!

yanyuan, in 2,000-year-old decorated Roman sandal unearthed in Spain

That thing looks surprisingly modern.

wjrii,
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A lot of the very few surviving samples do of course look really primitive, but at the high end, cobblers in the Roman world were not fuckin' around.

UC28327 here is a pretty ornate sole with a very modern shape.

The upper on this one must have been super nice when new.

Then, there's no reason to suppose that Marcus Aurelius' (and/or Hadrian's) sandals on their statues were idealized past the point of plausibility, though I'm sure once one government contracted statue with approved Imperial sandals gets made, there's a temptation to stick with the motif regardless of the current Emperor's footwear preferences.

NigelFrobisher, in Cold war satellite images reveal hundreds of unknown Roman forts

Whenever you visit a Roman Fort marked on an O.S. map it’s pretty much always just a barely noticeable hump in the field where there may once have been a wall - if you’re lucky enough to see anything.

ShittyBeatlesFCPres, in Cold war satellite images reveal hundreds of unknown Roman forts

In 1500 years, satellites are going to reveal hundreds of unknown American forts. ON THE MOON! Space Force!

PixTupy, in 2,000-year-old decorated Roman sandal unearthed in Spain

Thousands of years ago, a person was cleaning out a well in Roman Spain when one of their leather sandals slipped off their foot. Now, 2,000 years later, archaeologists have found the well cleaner’s missing shoe.

Finally!

theletterw, in 2,000-year-old decorated Roman sandal unearthed in Spain

Time travel ghost story is just the modern day reboot Cinderella needed.

medienlampe, in Ancient Egyptian cemetery holds rare 'Book of the Dead' papyrus and mummies

„It’s just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.“

PlasmaDistortion, in Ancient Egyptian cemetery holds rare 'Book of the Dead' papyrus and mummies

It can’t hurt to read it out loud during a midnight ceremony. Right?

Holyginz, in Ancient Egyptian cemetery holds rare 'Book of the Dead' papyrus and mummies

Put.It.Back.

cnnrduncan, in Archaeologists in Turkey Have Unearthed Human and Animal Sculptures That Are the Earliest Examples of Prehistoric Art | Artnet News

Anybody else a bit weirded out by the fact that some 1/4 of the article is spent talking about fringe religious beliefs rather than the actual awesome history of the site?

intensely_human, in Archaeologists in Turkey Have Unearthed Human and Animal Sculptures That Are the Earliest Examples of Prehistoric Art | Artnet News

I didn’t realize 9,600 years ago was as far back as our archeological record of art goes.

cnnrduncan,

Yeah pretty sure there’s cave art in France that’s 2-3x as old as that

intensely_human,

11600 years ago I mean

PixTupy, in Archaeologists in Turkey Have Unearthed Human and Animal Sculptures That Are the Earliest Examples of Prehistoric Art | Artnet News

Turkey is so full of archeological wonders, they can’t dig a hole without finding something.

I was so sad when I saw in one of their museums a section with artifacts recovered from what they called an “emergency escavation” before the scholars had to make way for the new construction that was going to happen on that particular site.

The museum didn’t mince words either, clearly stated something like “what was possible to recover in the emergency escavation”. Now it’s just concrete over it.

jlow, in ARCHAEOLOGISTS EXCAVATE A LAMASSU AT ANCIENT KHURSBAD

NO NEED TO SHOUT! ^__^

fossilesque,
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I ONLY SHOUT WHEN WEBSITES DON’T USE THEIR HEADLINES AS WEBPAGE TITLES AND HAVE SHITE MODERN WEB INTERFACES.

jlow,

And rightly so ^__^

probablyaCat, in Archaeologists in France Have Discovered a 2nd-Century Roman Sarcophagus, Still Fastened Close With Lead Staples | Artnet News

Open it. This world needs to awaken the demon vampires to save us all.

Pons_Aelius,

If they are an Anne Rice type vampire, they will be very weak after so long without a feed.

probablyaCat,

Then we must help the poor thing recover. I suggest we start by giving them world leaders chosen by random dice rolls. Because I don't want to give them babies, but since the world leaders already feed on baby blood, they'll still get that rejuvenation.

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