This is the only real, good answer I’ve seen so far.
Don’t have a lawn? Doesn’t matter, install one on your stoop exclusively for solicotors.
Live in an apartnemnt building? Instead of a sprinkler, comission someone to shamble together a remote controlled squirt gun. Bonus points if it’s on an aimable mount.
If you want to go an extra mile, somehow add vinegar into the mix. The possibilities are endless.