livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

I use it to prevent chafing when swimming.

BrainisfineIthink,
@BrainisfineIthink@lemmy.one avatar

Yeah, I use it to wipe on my nose when I’m sick or my allergies are bad. It helps prevent it from getting all dried out from the tissues! I also rib a little on my hands sometime#, it goes a long way as a moisturizer. In summer I rub some between my toes if they get dried out.

Thurgo,

I use it after cleaning the impeller on my aquarium filters. They naturally collect goop around the magnet bit of the impeller which makes them quiet, but eventually there will be too much goop and they stop spinning or make a horrible racket. If you clean it off all the way it will buzz and rattle for a while. A big blob of vaseline will quiet it down until the goop builds back up.

phar,

Any chance the goop builds up faster because it is sticking to the Vaseline?

Thurgo,

I haven’t noticed that yet. A lot of the goop is from decayed duckweed and poo debris getting jammed near the impeller. Might take 3-6 months for the impeller to get stopped by the goop. Vaseline isn’t a very good long term lubricant for aquarium impellers because you’ll open it up a week or two after being applied and sometimes it will be gone (probably sucked out and globbed somewhere else inside the filter). Really good temporary solution though.

calhoon2005,
@calhoon2005@aussie.zone avatar

I use it to search for things that you can’t see.

bruzie,
@bruzie@lemmy.nz avatar

I keep getting stuck here all the time.

DickFiasco,

Sometimes it blows my mind.

chardiemacdennis,

Isn’t you, isn’t me

trouser_mouse,
@trouser_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

Like ghosts?

rm_dash_r_star,
@rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

I use it to lubricate machine parts at times. Also good coating for rust protection like the sockets of outdoor bulbs or tools in storage. There’s better products for skin protection. Years ago it was commonly used for infant diaper rash, but again there’s better products for that now. I don’t think I’ve ever used it on my body, it’s made from petroleum so it’s really just highly refined axle grease.

rackmountrambo,

Yeah it's actually a decent dialectic grease.

Edit: In fact after a quick research, I can't really find the difference between a 14$ tiny tube of dialectic and a cheapo massive vat of Vaseline. Guess I should get some for the shop.

rm_dash_r_star,
@rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

It works great for that. It’s also good in automotive for bulb sockets, I’ve used it for that as well. It’s amazing actually, slop some in a socket and next time you pull a bulb it will still look brand new, even if not well protected as the case with antique cars. You would think it might interfere with electrical contact an Vaseline is completely non-conductive, it doesn’t seem to at all. You can also use it on car battery terminals and it will completely stop any corrosion, however I actually use 90W gear oil on those since it attracts less dirt and works as well.

Eufalconimorph,

It’s dielectric (non-conductive) not dialectic (talking).

Crankpork,

It’s good to put around your eyebrows when you’re tinting them, so you don’t stain the skin or any invisible hair.

Also good for putting on nail polish, for similar reasons.

OrkneyKomodo,
@OrkneyKomodo@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

TBH, it’s not that great for lips. Try Carmex.

Fondots,

Back in my marching band days, we swore by blistex DCT as our lip balm of choice.

Take it from the people who spend all summer out in the sun preparing to press pieces of metal up to our lips in sometimes freezing weather.

Belgdore,

Carmex burns like fire

vaseline,

Masturbate

hamsteronvase,

Try Astroglide

vanderbilt,
@vanderbilt@kbin.social avatar

Does that not hurt? Vaseline seems like it would be way too gummy and thick?

vaseline,

Feels better than bare skin

KalabiYau,
@KalabiYau@lemmy.world avatar

ow?

ANuStart,

I play chess with it

bluGill,

When I have a squeaky hinge I put some petroleum jelly on the pin and the problem is cured.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Yes. And I'll take no further questions on the subject.

xedrak,
@xedrak@kbin.social avatar

When my siblings and I were young we would occasionally get eczema flair ups on our hands. Whenever this happened my mom would fill a sock with Vaseline and have us wear it on our hands to bed. Kinda funny.

99nights,

Did it work though?

Eczema runs hard in my family and my kids get it terribly. We’ve tried a lot of things but never thought of Vaseline.

xedrak,
@xedrak@kbin.social avatar

We had pretty mild cases, but yeah I remember it working quite well! I wouldn’t recommend it without speaking to a professional first since your kids’ cases are quite severe, but I’ve had good experiences with it.

99nights,

Yeah we’ve seen skin specialists and tried everything up until steroids.

In the summer it’s worst. I feel so sorry for my kids but we’re hoping that they grow out of it like we did. I’m 34 now and I only really get it on my hands and fingers, I can’t wear any rings because of it. I still get it mildy on my legs too and sometimes it gets bad to a point where I’m bleeding everywhere from scratching it but my hands are the worst, my skin is like old leather now and looks like it’s damaged from acid burns.

SpeziSuchtel,
@SpeziSuchtel@feddit.de avatar

Creating silicone dice molds for resin casting. The vaseline acts as a mold release

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

IiRC that's what it was originally invented for.

Not dice specifically but casting release.

CookieJarObserver,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

When i see to much i put it in my eyes

sci,

cracked skin on my soles

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