Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I'm embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don't ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let's make this a memorable experience!

oxideSeven,
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Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.

k110111,

Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!

scyrp,
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sugar free gummy bears

Harlan_Cloverseed,
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Kale smoothies

NetHandle,

Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.

VoxAdActa,
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It's 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader's reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as "The Poop Site".

DiaryOfJayne,
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Good shit 👍

MacroCyclo,

It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.

aragon,

Ripe bananas.

ivanafterall,
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Sugar-free gummy bears.

octane8183,

Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.

nothacking,

Milk if you are lactose intolerant.

flint5436,

My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol

zork,

Dude why

potatobro7,

Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy

ChojinDSL,
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Big pot of Chilli with beans.

utopianfiat,

!circlejerk is that way

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