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SnokenKeekaGuard, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?
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Top .5% of the last shadow puppets, I used spotify for just 6 months of the year tho before moving to innertune

Skua,

Oh wow, thanks for the reminder about this band. I had Age of the Understatement on CD and somehow just forgot about them when I switched over to streaming many years ago

the_q, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

Capitalism isn’t purpose and purpose doesn’t exist.

tocopherol,
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I wouldn’t say they are too dumb to realize this necessarily, people are just misled by endless propaganda or don’t have the time and energy/skills to really contemplate things properly.

DirigibleProtein, in What inconsequential or surprisingly good thing can I get from Aliexpress?

Not electronic, but engagement/wedding rings. We got titanium and tungsten carbide rings for both of us for less than $10. Your values may be different, for us it’s not about spending six months salary on a ring, it’s about having matching jewellery to show others we’re joined.

TheOctonaut, (edited )

I’ve never agreed with someone on this and yet been certain they are wearing polished coal rings before

DirigibleProtein,

No polished coal here; she got amethyst and I got sapphire.

Zarxrax, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

Rejecting evidence that is right in front of our eyes because of some kind of religious faith or political beliefs.

idunnololz, (edited )
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Or rejecting research/statistics/math/science/etc. because of some anecdotal evidence.

kakes, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

0.05% for Vansire, at 627 minutes.

Shame, honestly, they’re a great band. I recommend Evening Light for anyone new to them.

Ringmasterincestuous,

Added to my list to check out.

Spotify link to the album for those interested as well:

open.spotify.com/album/1PzNv0eCsRTtdxWlOiX3kM?si=…

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?
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It’s rare I find a mobile game that is truly a game and not merely a slot machine with a different appearance. And of those that are decent games, there are far better equivalent games on literally any other platform. For example, Galaxy on Fire 2 is a great little mobile game space sim like Freelancer. But Freelancer is still a better game and could work just as well on a mobile device.

PlogLod, (edited )

I’d love some console alternatives to certain classic mobile games for me, do you know of any good dual-stick shooters (like Minigore or Guerrilla Bob), or swordfight/strategic combat type games like the style of Infinity Blade/Epoch/Dark Meadow?

I should note I always love 3D graphics and can barely play any 2-dimensional games

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Infinity Blade looks like Dark Souls on rails. You could try Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro or Elden Ring. If you want to get more in depth tactical swordfighting, you could try Mount & Blade: Bannerlord which also comes with the RPG, grand strategy and 4X elements in addition to the swordplay.

As for twin stick shooters: I really liked The Ascent which is the most current game of that genre I know of.

Jarix, (edited )

I watched the videos of minigore and boxhead someone posted

Looks like a couple steam games i have. Vampire Survivors (which just came out with couch co op mode)

And another one i was gifted that im very much enjoying is Halls of Torment

But they are retro 2d games so you probably arent interested at all. Basically the same genre so should be very relatable if you ever develop a stomach for it. But they will always be there if you ever change enough and start to feel nostalgic

Going back to your original point is phones because of their nature are very limited. From battery life to using half of the screen for the controls.

The types of games created usually have a better version on other devices.

But when it all boils down to it phones arent developed as gaming devices so devices that are designed to be gaming devices will naturally give developers the best tools to utilize that just a phone isnt going to offer.

None of this means you cant have more fun with a mobile game. Your experiences are your own. But when talking about things in a broader perspective rather than a personal one, its gonna be hard to compete with gaming specific devices.

Much like a pc assembled for gaming is going to offer a massive advantage over a literal supercomputer because in spite of the massive advantage in computing power, the latest super computer just isnt designed to play games, or rather, games arent designed for super computers so the superior hardware is not taking advantage of its capabilities.

I would be very interested in what a game designed for a supercomputer would be able to do, probably some VR thing that would blow all our minds, but until enough people have one in their home, whos gonna figure out what to do with all them FLOPS for a game?

Staggering would be the cost to develop such a game and it just isnt possible to recoup the cost of such a thing.

Again would love to see what the people who could do it would do with it but it wont happen in my lifetime and i could maybe see the year 2100 if science helps me out or im just freakishly lucky

I should note the best game ive ever played is a text based multiplayer game you can play on a telnet program (if it still existed) and was a free game. Nothing like it exists for me today, but i would play it again if i could get ahold of it. Its basically a text based mmo or what is the closest thing to it. It was probably wow that killed it

Ravi, in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

Multiple things:

  • A lot of mobile games include ridiculous micro transactions
  • a lot are copy paste concepts or are missing game depth and complexity (comparable with Minesweeper or Solitaire)
  • the standard input device (touch) is not great for traditional games developed for physical button games

There are definitely exceptions to the problems, but I haven’t found a mobile game yet that catches me for 100h.

Globulart,

If you like tower defense games bloons td6 will.

£6 for probably an average of 30min - 1hr per day for the last year for me. With shit loads of content still not done and lots I haven’t learned yet.

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?

Shadynasty’s

SlurpDaddySlushy,

Shady Nasty’s?

cheese_greater,

He’s outta heer

Knitwear, (edited ) in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

With a mere 243min you can be in the top 2% of Dolly Parton listeners which, tbh, seems low given that she has 16.9M monthly listeners

Ringmasterincestuous,

Wow… everyone playing Jolene to the first chorus?

Well this is just for fun and a commute… not reading anything into it, but that’s right up the drastic tree

DigitalAudio, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?
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0.5% for Weezer, at over 1200 minutes.

Ringmasterincestuous,

Uptoot for you!! Early stuff or all over? You do good work!

synae, (edited ) in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?
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I got top 0.05 of Type O Negative who have 1.5M monthly

Edit to add: 7618 minutes

Ringmasterincestuous,

Wow you made me realise it’s been some years for me (since listening to them). And by some I mean very many! Very cool!

girl, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

Pink Floyd, at ~7,000 minutes. My dad was in the top 0.05% of listeners globally, with a total of ~154,000 minutes. He was in the top 0.005% of Pink Floyd listeners at ~28,000 minutes.

Ringmasterincestuous,

Holy shit!! Hahha!!! This was what I was hoping for!! Hahah!! Amazing! Ur dad is the man!

theKalash, in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?

My mum was a receptionists at a doctors office and she once met a guy called “Reiner Essig”, which in German means “pure vinegar”.

cheese_greater,

You think it was a concidence? Was he cool with fries?

KISSmyOS,

My dad had a work colleague from the US who was named “Melitta Filter”.

0x4E4F, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

Yep, it’s called math.

I was generally surprised at how many people can’t do simple math without a calc, like multiply 7 x 8.

books,

Check mate. Sucker.

Bunnylux,
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Erm…

AnUnusualRelic,
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Meh, close enough.

spittingimage,
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I haven’t done any long division since highschool, and now that I’d like to, I can’t remember how. 🥺

rbesfe,

Good thing search engines exist, eh?

spittingimage,
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Are you suggesting that I lift a finger to help myself? Why, I never!

MimicJar,
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Of all the multiplication you had to pick 7 x 8. I hate 7 x 8.

I memorized in 3rd grade or whatever my multiple tables, but I never trust 7 x 8.

7 x 8 = 56

1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 5, 6, 9 ?

No. That’s wrong. After 7 comes 8. After 8 comes 5. No, it goes 5, 6, 7, 8.

If I could visualize it as,

56 = 7 x 8

I’d be fine, but I can’t see it that way.

No I have to take it as 7 x 7 (49) + 7 (1 + 6), to get 56.

Shit. I hope that makes sense to someone.

0x4E4F, (edited )

I memorized in 3rd grade or whatever my multiple tables, but I never trust 7 x 8.

Lol, that’s why I picked it 😂. I hate 7 x 8 as well 😂.

No I have to take it as 7 x 7 (49) + 7 (1 + 6), to get 56.

That’s how I do it as well 😂, 7 x 7 + 7, I never remebered 56 😂. Or 8 x 8 - 8, either way works for me 😂.

spittingimage, in Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name?
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I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

cheese_greater,

They should band together and start their own medical corporation

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