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DrSleepless, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?

Fuck spotify

Rhaedas, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?
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People who tear out of their parking space within a few seconds of getting in, wtf?

netburnr,
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Gottapoopgetoutoftheway!

CmdrShepard,

Hiit’sBobwehadababy…Itsaboy

JWBananas,
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Sorry, wrong number!

UndulyUnruly,
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Understandable. Have a good day.

caesar_salad83,

asking the real questions!

Bahalex, (edited )

Because it’s a crowded parking lot. People are getting pissy and frustrated because they can’t find a spot to do this stupid shopping…they didn’t even want to come now, but that stupid BBQ is later, so they have to come when it’s super busy. And that freakin guy went the wrong way and got that spot they were trying to get…

A little moment of kindness and acknowledgement is sometimes enough to reset the spiral of negativity and anger.

Or I’ve really got to poop, as previously mentioned.

Illuminostro, in So Kissinger must have had use to someone? What did he do right and for who?

He ensured Defense Contractors keep rolling in money.

Smokeydope, (edited ) in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?
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I worked at a rehab center as a housekeeper. Im not an addict was just looking for a job and mom was working there st the time so easy in. For three months I was the only housekeeper for a 3 story mansion with 30 rooms. I did the best I could and dramatically improved the condition of the whole facility. Full time 2nd shift including weekends. I was payed less than McDonalds but I was effectively my own boss and as long as I got done what I needed to was free to spend my time how I saw fit so I accepted the low pay and shit work knowing it was a temporary thing. Over the months they kept 'one more thing’ing me with the worst being moving the dumpster 500ft to the back o he parkinglot and expecting me to haul a broken wagon full of trash multiple times a day. Kept promising they would hie me help but never got any. I took all the extra responsibility I could and was essentially a one man army. Yet my boss treated me worse and worse to the point of trying to chew me out for taking a break. I am an etremely timid person who hates conflict and argument but something finally snapped in me. that was the first time in my life I ever stood up for myself and told his ass how it was. I can tolerate low pay, I can tolerate just one more things, I can tolerate mentally ill clients, but one thing I dont tolerate is being talked down to and disrespected by my peers. I told him all that, that he was a boss to me in name only and that we were equals in this shit show, that I am not his bitch boy and to never speak to me like that again unless he wants to find a new housekeeper on the spot. He apologized and admitted to not treating me right as he has been super stressed out which I can understand.

I later quit when they denied me a few days of PTO when my foot got sprained. Fuck that! Funnily enough they magically found another housekeeper weeks after, and played them even less than what they paid me lol

I have finally proudly reached a point of mental maturity where I can tell people how it is if they push me far enough without fear, and to understand that no amount of money is worth my dignity and mental health.

mintiefresh, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

What if everyone could do it?

caseyweederman, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

I would die of old age immediately

Nemo, in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Making sure all the kids are buckled.

sbv,

Is your seatbelt done up?

Leave your brother alone and do up your seatbelt please.

You need to do up your seatbelt now.

Do up your seatbelt now, please.

DO UP YOUR SEATBELT

DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND I SWEAR WE WILL NOT GET GROCERIES AND YOU WILL HAVE PEANUT BUTTER ON LETTUCE WITH RELISH FOR DINNER AGAIN THAT’S IT GET IN THE HOUSE I’M ORDERING A PIZZA GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN

TheDoctorDonna,

You sing the song of my people.

Beelzebob, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

I know that if I had powers, I would be a straight up self serving villain. No question.

TomMasz, in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?
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Mid/late-90s, a woman who was having an affair with one of the managers gets a huge promotion despite not even being qualified for the job she had. No question as to why. Proceeds to embarrass herself at every turn, yet manager thinks she's great. Meanwhile, truly deserving people are overlooked.

Mid-2000, same woman is now in charge of a new product team. I'm working as a technical consultant and evaluating products for purchase by GSA (Government Services Administration, the buying arm of the US Federal government). Her product is on the GSA-approved list but has never been evaluated for compliance. Lying to the Feds subjects you to the False Claims Act and can result in fines and being blocked by GSA from selling to the government. I alert company management to this. Not only is it a danger to the company, she had to have lied about it to launch the product in the first place. Lawyers get involved. I hurriedly evaluate the product. Luckily, it qualifies. We cross our fingers no one from GSA ever asks to see the paper trail.

A month later she's leaving the company to start her own catering business (I'm not making this up).

It didn't last a year.

RememberTheApollo, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

MXMS with surprisingly only a few hundred minutes. In the top 0.5%.

moody, in What inconsequential or surprisingly good thing can I get from Aliexpress?

I recently bought a Pinecil soldering iron from AliExpress, which is one of the main official ways of getting them. Very nice product.

SaintWacko, (edited ) in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?

Not surprisingly, Jimmy Buffett

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Not much actual time spent listening, since I listen to Radio Margaritaville in the car and at work most of the time.

praise_idleness, in Non-religious Republicans of Lemmy, how do you reconcile your non-religious convictions with a party that bases a lot of its policies on religion?

Friendly reminder that the right wing party in my country is a bit far from being religious, mostly because more than 60% of the population (and honestly, more than 80% based on my speculation) is atheist. Anti-lgbtq being dominant here is definitely not because of religious reasons but the general conservative sentiments we had for so long. Abortion is frowned upon, but no one actually believes that it should be downright criminalized except for some religion nuts.

Protestantism is pretty much hated by general public since we had some issues with some religion nuts making people’s life miserable.

redballooon,

What country is that?

Chorche,

Probably the Netherlands, going by his numbers.

Devi,

Right wing in my country is also non religious, religion in politics is really frowned upon, to the point that one of our former PMs 'came out' as a Catholic after he left. Everyone is pretty pro LGB... less so on the T though, our conservatives are very anti-trans, our left party less so. I think our only anti abortionists are on the right? It's a rare viewpoint to say out loud though.

Brkdncr, in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

A newer employee was always complaining to management about our dept. at one point he wrote a long email that was mostly quotes from industry leaders saying how the industry despises our dept, that the changes we make are unnecessary. Our dept head received that email and showed it to me. It was pretty scathing.

So I looked up the quotes.

The employee had changed the quotes to fit their narrative. This is a no-no in their industry. The real quotes actually said that even though change is hard, it’s necessary and our dept is essential in making it go smoothly.

I wrote back to management, highlighted the changes they made to the real quotes, and suggested two things:

What they did may be ethically wrong.

How they did it in such a dumb way may be how they approach other aspects of their job. Maybe they aren’t good at it.

Never heard a peep from the employee again. They were asked to leave. I chortled when I saw their departure notice.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

That you cannot extract billions of years worth of stored energy from the earth (like oil and coal), release it, and expect there to be no consequences.

Humans aren’t much better than dogs taking a shit on the lawn in our little finite planetary backyard and kicking a few tufts of grass over it. Dumping stuff into the ocean or waterways. Can’t see it! Must be gone, right? Burying toxic chemicals. Can’t see it! Same with CO2.

Shit’s still there. Keep shitting everywhere and there’s no way you’re gonna avoid stepping in it eventually.

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